Got a call from Apple, unfortunately they're going back on their word and I will no longer be getting a replacement. Sucks but nothing lost - nothing gained!
I'm not even expecting anything except for a working laptop. Even if it's my same model, a new battery and top case will give me at least another two years if not just one. So I'm happy.
I'm leaving to go pick it up soon. I'm so happy to have it back before I leave for South Carolina.
Edit: I just got back from the Apple Store and boy am I happy. No, I didn't get a new machine, obviously there was pretty low chance of that. But I did get both a brand new topcase, battery AND a bottom case with brand new feet, but it only cost me $200. They didn't charge me for labor for some reason. Even though I agreed to the $299, it ended up only being $199 + tax. I'm confused and pleasantly surprised. They said it was gonna be $100. Do they do this often? They couldn't have forgotten could they? Is there a deal or something right now?
At first I thought I got a new trackpad because it felt weird, but I realized it's just because I've been so used to having to press really hard to use my trackpad. Also it's so refreshing to be using the keyboard on my computer and not a bluetooth keyboard like I have for about 2 years now. Plus I have my backlit keys again.
I really should have gotten a new charger while I was there. Maybe I'll pick one up while on vacation if there's an Apple Store around. Since I'll probably be using this for another couple years and I did save $100 somehow.