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Between this and that American woman who applied Gorilla Glue to her hair...WTF is wrong with humanity!

Rectal impaction following enema with concrete mix - PubMed

This article describes an unusual rectal foreign body resulting from homosexual anal erotic activities. The patient had used an enema containing a concrete mix which became impacted and required surgical removal. The use, abuse, and complications of enemas are reviewed.

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[Skyfox]

I dunno... what if there's the start of a good idea here?

Aren't there wound closing glues that don't burn skin? And what if you could spray on something that unbinds it after?

Condoms are AWFUL to use. We need creative ideas. Billions of people on the planet and no one has a better idea???

 

[Mistake]

That’s what he gets for horsing around

 

[chromhound]

Condoms are AWFUL to use.

I don't remember the last I've used one lol

 

[Dirk Benedict]

That’s what he gets for horsing around

You don't even want to go there.

 

[Frank Horrigan]

Maybe he was worried about catching MonkeyEpoxy

 

[jason10mm]

I dunno... what if there's the start of a good idea here?

Aren't there wound closing glues that don't burn skin? And what if you could spray on something that unbinds it after?

Condoms are AWFUL to use. We need creative ideas. Billions of people on the planet and no one has a better idea???

I'm struggling to think of a barrier adhesive that could block and contain ejaculate but be LESS obtrusive than a quality condom.

Then again, I've been out of that game for quite some time now. What are the kids using these days? Waning threat of HIV and widespread availability of the pill/IUD means bareback is the norm? Pulling out instead of blasting away? Still gloving every time? Or just no vag sex?

 

[Days like these...]

He should have just finished on her tits

Agreed, his pull out game must be weak tho

 

[DeepEnigma]

Thank fuck he didn't breed.

 

[Skyfox]

I'm struggling to think of a barrier adhesive that could block and contain ejaculate but be LESS obtrusive than a quality condom.

Then again, I've been out of that game for quite some time now. What are the kids using these days? Waning threat of HIV and widespread availability of the pill/IUD means bareback is the norm? Pulling out instead of blasting away? Still gloving every time? Or just no vag sex?

What if the glue was in the top of condoms. You slap it on then peel off the bottom part of the condom or something.

Come on people. We need a pill that doesn't fuck up hormones, or an IUD without complications or something comfortable.

 

[jason10mm]

What if the glue was in the top of condoms. You slap it on then peel off the bottom part of the condom or something.

Come on people. We need a pill that doesn't fuck up hormones, or an IUD without complications or something comfortable.

Just bank some seed and get clipped. Creampie away!

 

[Kaachan]

Why did he have to eat it as well? Wouldn't it be enough to just plug the hole?

 

[Skyfox]

Just bank some seed and get clipped. Creampie away!

It's not a popular surgery in my country (a major celeb had one a few years back and things didn't go well for him afterwards...)

If I lived in the US I'd probably be more trusting...

 

[Redneckerz]

You don't even want to go there.

He is putting his hoofs into this one. From this stable i expect better jokes.
But it was utterly amooshing. Atleast he didn't pony that one up.

 

[8bitpill]

 

[RoboFu]

so he actually died from sniffing glue and being a drug addict. nice click bait.

 

[DeafTourette]

Maybe he got the idea from those liquid band-aids. I dunno.

 

[cash_longfellow]

“Police are probing the bizarre case”

…tell me this part of your post was on purpose?

 

[The Lunch Legend]

so he actually died from sniffing glue and being a drug addict. nice click bait.

hey, most of us can't be bothered with actually reading the OP.

 

[Crayon]

He clearly didn't know how to do it right.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Must've been a painful way to go. RIP

 

[indigo-cyclops]

Did you know Gorilla Glue is actually slang for cum?

 

[TheThreadsThatBindUs]

If your penis hole gets blocked while you ejaculate, it just goes back into your bladder. It's called retrograde ejaculation. Some people consider it a way to prevent energy loss from ejaculation.

Under what sordid, unholy circumstances did you come upon such a bizarre factoid?...

On second thought, don't answer. I don't think I want to know.

The skin of the penis is extremely thin and porous, anything that comes in contact with it will be absorbed into the blood stream. That's how STDs are transmitted. Don't put anything weird on your dick people, it's not that hard.

Well, it had to have been pretty hard to be able to apply the adhesive.

 

[haxan7]

Under what sordid, unholy circumstances did you come upon such a bizarre factoid?...

On second thought, don't answer. I don't think I want to know.

I think it was an old investigative article where a guy checked out claims some fraudster was making where he taught people to orgasm without ejaculating to preserve their energy. He tried it out for a while to see what effects it had. Then found the scientific explanation for what was happening when his loads didn’t shoot out.

The guy was not me.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Under what sordid, unholy circumstances did you come upon such a bizarre factoid?...

On second thought, don't answer. I don't think I want to know.



Well, it had to have been pretty hard to be able to apply the adhesive.

Haxan is a cum scientist, ok? He knows more ways to ejaculate than a French chef knows ways to prepare chicken. He’s got gallons upon gallons of research.

 

[Facism]

you mean a cumgineer

 

[AeonGaidenRaiden]

"Indian man" ....say no more.

 

[GymWolf]

The skin of the penis is extremely thin and porous, anything that comes in contact with it will be absorbed into the blood stream. That's how STDs are transmitted. Don't put anything weird on your dick people, it's not that hard.

Did you spy on me?

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Under what sordid, unholy circumstances did you come upon such a bizarre factoid?...

On second thought, don't answer. I don't think I want to know.

It’s a well-known side effect of many antidepressants and drugs used for symptoms caused by prostate enlargement.
Old GAF knew everything about the former, and current GAF has many members already using, or going to use soon, the latter.