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[Paches]

Can we get another please? I know that is asking a lot.

 

[bigtroyjon]

MVP time top of the 8th.

 

[Macattk15]

Score a damn run! No god damn sextras. I don't wanna watch the bullpen blow it damnit.

 

[Blackace]

Ichiro batting 3rd is working ok so far!

Funny thing is. I remember David Locke laughing at me she I suggested it on his show many years ago...

King got out of this inning and we lead off with Ichiro

 

[distantmantra]

Ichiro
Smoak
Montero

Let's get it done, boys.

 

[Macattk15]

Well Felix, ya did what you could.

Typical M's.

Score a damn run!

 

[Para bailar La Bomba]

Score a damn run! No god damn sextras. I don't wanna watch the bullpen blow it damnit.

Extra innings are mandated tonight for the benefit of the East Coast audience

Spoiler

on the authority of the Office of the Commissioner of Major League Baseball.

 

[distantmantra]

End this now, duders. I could actually get 30 minutes of sleep before I need to be up for work.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Felix o so good! Hope gm ends before I head out to class.

 

[Blackace]

Ichiro
Smoak
Montero

Let's get it done, boys.

Ichiro one pitch one out..

Smoak is too slllllooooowwww

 

[distantmantra]

Sonofabitch.

Smoak looks like he hurt his ankle, too.

 

[Paches]

Why do I do this to my self every year.

 

[distantmantra]

Why do I do this to my self every year.

It's love.

Spoiler

Fucking sadistic, twisted love. But it's still love.

 

[Macattk15]

Cespedes WRECKED by a curve ball.

 

[darkside31337]

I have no idea who this guy is. Mariners should have just pretended they have a lead and used League instead.

 

[Kave_Man]

It's here it's here...kinda.

 

[Macattk15]

I have no idea who this guy is. Mariners should have just pretended they have a lead and used League instead.

A promising prospect for the Brewers, stopped playing baseball, started bartending, decided to try baseball again after some years, throws in the mid 90's with nasty breaking balls.

 

[Para bailar La Bomba]

did they announce the attendance?

 

[evilhomer]

Carp has been getting lots of work out in LF, nice catch...

Cespedes reminds me of Cerrano from Major League the way he whiffs at curveballs.

 

[distantmantra]

did they announce the attendance?

~45,000

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Cespedes WRECKED by a curve ball.

Scouts have said he looks horrible when thrown a breaking ball.
Cmon sumbody win already!

 

[Sanjuro]

Nothing says baseball is here like pre-recorded games.

 

[Macattk15]

Nothing says baseball is here like pre-recorded games.

I'm watching it live?

 

[Sanjuro]

I'm watching it live?

Good for you, dick.

 

[Paches]

Wilhelmson looking solid, although the long fly balls are heart attack inducing.

E: Rally time!

 

[Macattk15]

Oh good god. Leadoff double. End this shit.

 

[Blackace]

Won't let him bunt...lol

 

[Duracelllll]

perfect setup for ichiro to come through in the clutch coming up

edit: Didn't need it

 

[Macattk15]

Dustin Ackley is such a sexy bitch.

 

[Paches]

MVP

 

[Blackace]

Yeeeeeaaaahhh Ackley!

 

[bigtroyjon]

2012 MVP comes through.

BLT time

 

[evilhomer]

We scored a run!!!!

Ackley MVP!

 

[Paches]

Ackley 2 Oakland 1

 

[h3ro]

Take care of him, starbucks-age.

 

[Sanjuro]

WTF, stop with the spoilers.

 

[Macattk15]

And Ackley steals off the lefty facing first base.

That man can have my children ... with my g/f of course.

 

[Paches]

ICHIROOOOOO

 

[Macattk15]

Ichiro batting 3rd?

4 hits, 1 RBI, no problem.

 

[Duracelllll]

Ichiro 4 hits what a beast!

 

[Blackace]

Lol Ichiro in the clutch and in the pickle

 

[bigtroyjon]

Is there anything he can't do? HR, game winning RBI single, stolen base to set up the insurance run.

 

[Blackace]

Ichiro batting 3rd?

4 hits, 1 RBI, no problem.

Well hopefully he starts getting more rbis

 

[Macattk15]

Is there anything he can't do? HR, game winning RBI single, stolen base to set up the insurance run.

No. Dustin Ackley is the bitch tits.

 

[Paches]

Well hopefully he starts getting more rbis

Well he is on pace for 162, that is pretty good

 

[Duracelllll]

Well he is on pace for 162, that is pretty good

Using that logic, he's on track for 648 hits. Should be a good season

 

[Macattk15]

Using that logic, he's on track for 648 hits. Should be a good season

Hey he has to make up for last season.

 

[Paches]

Using that logic, he's on track for 648 hits. Should be a good season

Is that like an .800 average? Watch out Ted Williams

 

[darkside31337]

Felix Hernandez also on pace for 0 wins this season.

Sounds about right.

 

[eznark]

This is idiotic.