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Banned
Hey guys, can you remove those mod nuts from off of your chins for just one second?! I have something to say. I know it might be hard for some of you to do but just remove those nuts for one second. Thanks. That's much better. It seems that daily facials are in vogue here at GAF with mods eager to launch their loads and even worse, board members ready with tongues fully out to lap up and swallow said loads. I am here to hopefully put an end to this pathetic and juvenile behavior.
Some of you people call these boards great and I concur that they indeed are, but sadly the mods are corrupt and are sometimes egged on by the vast army of you overzealous geeks. Why do so many of you morons act like this on a message board of all places? Is there something missing from your lives that you have to "thug" it on the internet? Are you so gutless that you figure by sucking up to the mods that they'll cut you some slack and not ban you from time to time? It gets pretty hilarious around here when one sits back and watches you spineless twats suck up to or bend over for the mods and take your daily reamings, sans vaseline of course. Where the hell has your dignity gone? This leads into my next point.
It's alarming how many mods try to act tough with lame bannings in hopes of gaining respect from you geeks who for one reason or another cheer on their pathetic behavior. This only helps to hurt GAF. Hey, who will be the first predictable mod to come in here, flex his muscles, whip out his knob, and tell us how tough he is? Even better, who will be the first geek to step up, grab said mod's knob, insert it in his/her mouth and before swallowing it, say:
"Ban him dude. You are the best mod!" *gulp/slurp*
I've also noticed that Bishtop and Mike Works are the main cum dispensing mods to the vast legions of you cum guzzlers on these boards. They often wield their mod cocks unfairly, banning people without a reason as other mods blindly follow them. That lame topic created by an undersexed mod about banning users for using catch phrases like FHUTA is but one example of this. Oh surely there are some good mods here but the few bad ones sadly ruin it for them and consequently the rest of us. I don't expect any of you cum guzzling geeks to step up and agree with me, although I know you will in private. That's because you guys have no balls to do so and are instead used to having mod nuts resting on your chins, and in some cases appear to really enjoy it. The mods have you wannabe thugs so whipped that you blindly suck their dicks without even knowing it. You have become desensitized. Wake the fuck up. You geeks are afraid to get banned. I on the other hand really don't give a fuck. Just keep swallowing that good ole mod jizz and tell us how great and nutritious it really is!
I think these useless mods should be wiped out and in their place add people like myself. Only then will some proper guidelines be set forth to end the "I'm the mod with the biggest nutsack" drama that plagues these boards. I have real life experiences and unlike most of the mods here, actually power down my computer and visit that place called the real world located outside of that window they peer out of all day long. Only then will the geeks get up from off of their knees and will these forums finally be on the road to redemption. Hold my hand and follow me into a better GAF where mod jizz and cum slurping will only be a thing of the past. Help me make the necessary changes needed to allow for a better GAF and you shall be greatly rewarded my friends. Act now and reap the benefits.
In closing, I don't really expect much from the mods here, what with one of them claiming he tasted his own jizz, enjoyed it and thought it was natural. It seems that on these boards there's a direct correlation between mods and jizz. Some dispensing it as you geeks open up and say "Ahhhhhh!" while some of them swallowing it, and in some bizarre cases even enjoying their very own creamy secretions. :lol Let's put an end to this disgusting and alarming trend that plagues an otherwise amazing forum.
One day you will wake the fuck up but until then you are, have been, and will continue to be...
Fucking Sheep......
P.S. Sadly, the mods won't even let you cum guzzlers defend yourselves in this topic. That's how much they OWN you fucking pussies. Get back your balls, wimps.
Peace!
Some of you people call these boards great and I concur that they indeed are, but sadly the mods are corrupt and are sometimes egged on by the vast army of you overzealous geeks. Why do so many of you morons act like this on a message board of all places? Is there something missing from your lives that you have to "thug" it on the internet? Are you so gutless that you figure by sucking up to the mods that they'll cut you some slack and not ban you from time to time? It gets pretty hilarious around here when one sits back and watches you spineless twats suck up to or bend over for the mods and take your daily reamings, sans vaseline of course. Where the hell has your dignity gone? This leads into my next point.
It's alarming how many mods try to act tough with lame bannings in hopes of gaining respect from you geeks who for one reason or another cheer on their pathetic behavior. This only helps to hurt GAF. Hey, who will be the first predictable mod to come in here, flex his muscles, whip out his knob, and tell us how tough he is? Even better, who will be the first geek to step up, grab said mod's knob, insert it in his/her mouth and before swallowing it, say:
"Ban him dude. You are the best mod!" *gulp/slurp*
I've also noticed that Bishtop and Mike Works are the main cum dispensing mods to the vast legions of you cum guzzlers on these boards. They often wield their mod cocks unfairly, banning people without a reason as other mods blindly follow them. That lame topic created by an undersexed mod about banning users for using catch phrases like FHUTA is but one example of this. Oh surely there are some good mods here but the few bad ones sadly ruin it for them and consequently the rest of us. I don't expect any of you cum guzzling geeks to step up and agree with me, although I know you will in private. That's because you guys have no balls to do so and are instead used to having mod nuts resting on your chins, and in some cases appear to really enjoy it. The mods have you wannabe thugs so whipped that you blindly suck their dicks without even knowing it. You have become desensitized. Wake the fuck up. You geeks are afraid to get banned. I on the other hand really don't give a fuck. Just keep swallowing that good ole mod jizz and tell us how great and nutritious it really is!
I think these useless mods should be wiped out and in their place add people like myself. Only then will some proper guidelines be set forth to end the "I'm the mod with the biggest nutsack" drama that plagues these boards. I have real life experiences and unlike most of the mods here, actually power down my computer and visit that place called the real world located outside of that window they peer out of all day long. Only then will the geeks get up from off of their knees and will these forums finally be on the road to redemption. Hold my hand and follow me into a better GAF where mod jizz and cum slurping will only be a thing of the past. Help me make the necessary changes needed to allow for a better GAF and you shall be greatly rewarded my friends. Act now and reap the benefits.
In closing, I don't really expect much from the mods here, what with one of them claiming he tasted his own jizz, enjoyed it and thought it was natural. It seems that on these boards there's a direct correlation between mods and jizz. Some dispensing it as you geeks open up and say "Ahhhhhh!" while some of them swallowing it, and in some bizarre cases even enjoying their very own creamy secretions. :lol Let's put an end to this disgusting and alarming trend that plagues an otherwise amazing forum.
One day you will wake the fuck up but until then you are, have been, and will continue to be...
Fucking Sheep......
P.S. Sadly, the mods won't even let you cum guzzlers defend yourselves in this topic. That's how much they OWN you fucking pussies. Get back your balls, wimps.
Peace!
