bob_arctor
Tough_Smooth
Deader than a doornail. Sleeping with the fishes. On the next episode of 6 Feet Under. *Sigh*
It all started early last morning. Me and the wife are cleaning the apartment, so I throw on my Xbox to listen to some tracks while we work. All is well and good until Track #42 of my No Doubt collection. That's when the song starts skipping as if it were a real CD with a real scratch on it. No big deal, I say. I stop it after listening to my beloved Gwen spit out the ominous lyric "Don't tell me cuz it hurts" over and over. "What the hell is that?" the wife asks. "Ain't a goddamn thing" I replied, secure in the knowledge that there is no one on this planet as meticulous about keeping consoles, nay, entire gaming areas tidier than a newborn's thoughts. So that was it. I turned off my Xbox and went about my business, no worries. Until that night.
Last night, 2 of my good friends come over, we do the usual bullshit--talking games, drinking some Coronas, and eventually, I throw in Rallisport Challenge 2. Keep in mind that this game has a history of giving people the DDE message since release with instances of complete freezing. For the record, my copy wasn't particularly tempermental with only about 4 DDE's in all the hours I had played (about 22). When I saw that the game was acting a bit wonky I assumed I would get that telltale screen. Instead I saw this horrible, horrible message, displayed in 4 different languages(!), all telling me
the same thing: "Your Xbox Hates You"
Then the indicator LED went from calming green to blood pressure-red, there was a great whirring and clicking, sounds you might hear from a robot's innards, and then, just like that, the cumulative gobs of sweat and tears that was my MotoGP2 profile ceased to exist.
Suffice it to say, I am still in shock.
It all started early last morning. Me and the wife are cleaning the apartment, so I throw on my Xbox to listen to some tracks while we work. All is well and good until Track #42 of my No Doubt collection. That's when the song starts skipping as if it were a real CD with a real scratch on it. No big deal, I say. I stop it after listening to my beloved Gwen spit out the ominous lyric "Don't tell me cuz it hurts" over and over. "What the hell is that?" the wife asks. "Ain't a goddamn thing" I replied, secure in the knowledge that there is no one on this planet as meticulous about keeping consoles, nay, entire gaming areas tidier than a newborn's thoughts. So that was it. I turned off my Xbox and went about my business, no worries. Until that night.
Last night, 2 of my good friends come over, we do the usual bullshit--talking games, drinking some Coronas, and eventually, I throw in Rallisport Challenge 2. Keep in mind that this game has a history of giving people the DDE message since release with instances of complete freezing. For the record, my copy wasn't particularly tempermental with only about 4 DDE's in all the hours I had played (about 22). When I saw that the game was acting a bit wonky I assumed I would get that telltale screen. Instead I saw this horrible, horrible message, displayed in 4 different languages(!), all telling me
the same thing: "Your Xbox Hates You"
Then the indicator LED went from calming green to blood pressure-red, there was a great whirring and clicking, sounds you might hear from a robot's innards, and then, just like that, the cumulative gobs of sweat and tears that was my MotoGP2 profile ceased to exist.
Suffice it to say, I am still in shock.