Narrative Designer Alexa Ray Corriea: "Why your next game needs a babygirl?"

PeteBull

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Using baby language terms excessively is just one of the gateway drugs to millennial writing.

Multiple tropes she just mentioned highlight trauma or comforting a broken person are a good indicator for why so many modern games feature these bland ass characters I'm supposed to either inhabit...or act like the grief counselor for.

I can picture this writer fitting in with the Veilguard narrative team.
Thats why us, guys dont watch romantic comedies unless getting pussy is at stake, and obviously we not gonna play/like stuff like that smuggled into our beloved game.
 

Wildebeest

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Things like "can you pet the dog" are not a good example of what you want to do unless you want your game to be full of rancid decade old memes at launch.
 
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Lambogenie

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This is genuinely embarrassing. GDC has gone the way of TED, idiots sniffing their own farts.

I honestly think "no losers" and "no bad ideas" has created these people that come up with this shit. Noone stopped them.
 

Lambogenie

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I was gonna save this for the recent "Hot Takes" thread, but I think I'd rather post this here:

The vast majority of video games would be improved if female employment at game developers were limited to no more than 5% of total staff.
I really think it is deisgn by committee killing things, not so much inclusivity.
 

Lambogenie

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Isn't designed by committee and forced inclusion the same thing when you get down to it?
Depends. If the inclusion is about trying to tick boxes, sure, but just because someone is a minority doesn't mean they'll behave that way or force change. But you could be right since DEI groups are also in these committees.
 
Notice something here?

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There are no "narrative designers" or "writers".

Videogames never really needed those people.

Now they act like they are the most important part of gaming development despite 99% of them being talentless hacks.
Narrative designers, sensitivity and diversity consultants are the worst trend to embrace gaming.

You could gut most game dev studios and save a ton of cash thanks to roles which offer zero contribution.
 
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PeteBull

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If there was ever a case to be misogynistic... this is up there.
Its not mysogynistic to acknowledge most(likely 99% or above, there are extremly rare exceptions) women wont write good brutal, bloody, masculine manly story, that majority of boys/men will enjoy.
Women dont live life like men so they experience world trough whole different lenses, more gentle/fluffy pov- if we think about it for a sec no1 tells girls- u gotta step up/man up/work hard so u can afford family- its rather just- be urself, enjoy ur life, explore urself(which means get tru mountain of penises in womenese :p ) and other feminist bullshit lies :)

When push comes to shove its not a man telling his woman to "do something" when they get robbed/assaulted, its the woman who wants/expects protection from the man, it was always like that, for tens of thousands of years, and it wont change despite 100 years of feminism ;)
Ofc we(especially western culture) are fed by the idolised "strong independend, smart woman" picture where all those women dont panic, arent slave to their emotions, they can physically force men to do their bidding, but reality is what it is- 99% of women will get smoked by 15yo freshmen boy in highschool even, not to mention adult male ;)


Actual criminals and men who arent cucks dont give a damn about "perceived" equality, thats the reality :)
 
Its not mysogynistic to acknowledge most(likely 99% or above, there are extremly rare exceptions) women wont write good brutal, bloody, masculine manly story, that majority of boys/men will enjoy.
Women dont live life like men so they experience world trough whole different lenses, more gentle/fluffy pov- if we think about it for a sec no1 tells girls- u gotta step up/man up/work hard so u can afford family- its rather just- be urself, enjoy ur life, explore urself(which means get tru mountain of penises in womenese :p ) and other feminist bullshit lies :)
This has been the truth in the mainstream novel/story world as well for the last decade at least. Traditional publishing companies have been exposed to have literally abandoned taking on any new coming male authors unless their work is heavily edited and re-written for 'female approval'. All semblance of masculinity has been pretty much cleansed unless the male has some connections or is already a known author with weight to throw around. This is why me and millions of reader men have automatically started dismissing any new books that have a female name on them. Nowadays if you want good stories either read what was published before, follow established older male authors who haven't bent the knee (very very few), or buy from new coming independently publishing men who are writing actual good stories for men.
 

Muffdraul

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Looking at his photo, I think the guy who wrote the article linked in the OP might be related to the "The only thing I don't like about Gears of War 2 is that it's too good" dude. Maybe his son? Wait, there's no way that guy mated.
 

Bry0

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Pretending that US East Coast adderall kids coming out of University are bringing new character patterns to the table instead of correctly identifying and explaining that these are simply well documented millennia-old character patterns renamed with TikTok word salad is a pretty efficient way to tell me you don't know shit about narratives and/or how to design them. Still stuck on The Hero's Journey, too. Next they'll explain mise-en-scene, now re-named "stanky kitty litter", and foreshadowing, now re-named "torpedo titties".
Post of the thread right here. Well put.
 
This is why "Inclusivity" sounds nice in theory, but in practice means you're letting fucking nutters like this through the door.

Some people should just not be anywhere near the process of making videogames.
Everything that’s worth loving in life is worth protecting. Anyone who tries to tell you to stop gatekeeping simply intends to take it away from you without you putting up any resistance.
 
Its not mysogynistic to acknowledge most(likely 99% or above, there are extremly rare exceptions) women wont write good brutal, bloody, masculine manly story, that majority of boys/men will enjoy.
:)

B-b-b-but I was told that men and women are interchangeable? Are you insinuating we have different brains?

I'm literally shaking right now.
 

PeteBull

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B-b-b-but I was told that men and women are interchangeable? Are you insinuating we have different brains?

I'm literally shaking right now.
Even retarded leftists cucks like druckman in order for woman to look any kind of serious/dangerous had to make abby look like a man, aka big musclemass, low fatmass, close to 0 womenly features, 0 feminity etc, so u know deep down even feminists know they just play pretend and lie to themselfs :D
 
Even retarded leftists cucks like druckman in order for woman to look any kind of serious/dangerous had to make abby look like a man, aka big musclemass, low fatmass, close to 0 womenly features, 0 feminity etc, so u know deep down even feminists know they just play pretend and lie to themselfs :D

Nah man, Druckmann's the kink-meister of the gaming industry! Games had skinny chicks pulling off what Abby's doing since forever; but lo and behold, Druckmann comes along and inserts his fantasies for all of us to bear witness!
 
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