Mike Works
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What the fuck is this thing?xsarien said:
I'm not into fighting games at all, but Tekken has some pretty fucking stupid character designs.
What the fuck is this thing?xsarien said:
Mike Works said:What the fuck is this thing?
I'm not into fighting games at all, but Tekken has some pretty fucking stupid character designs.
Kiriku said:First of all, it's a robot. Second of all, it's a robot that's supposed to look like it's been assembled from junk, more or less (at least one of the Jack's are, not sure if this is the one). And third, it seems like you can customize the appearence of your character in Tekken 5, which is probably why he's wearing some sort of rocket launcher strapped to his leg, the rifle and the helmet.
The Take Out Bandit said:That's still no excuse for Jack.
Not all Tekken characters were created equal. Kazuya, Christie, and Craig all rock. You can toss the rest in the trash. ^_^
Man I can't stand Tekken. It's one of the dumbest, slowest, and relentlessly boring fighters I've ever had the misfortune of playing. Take this character for example:
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Wow, great design assholes. Was Lampshade man already taken? I wouldn't even mind so much if the controls didn't feel like you were playing with boxing gloves on. Of course, you might as well play with gloves on because the combos never amount to anything more than tapping out pre-defined mashing patterns, some of which inflict over 60% damage so that the entire match lasts fewer than 15 seconds and you end up having to commit vehicular homicide on your way home to vent your anger.
Hitman said:This sums it up well:
Oh okay, so they were forced by the Japanese government to create a robotic character assembled from junk less they were willing to face the penalty of death then. God bless these brave designers for creating so much within such narrow guidelines!Kiriku said:First of all, it's a robot. Second of all, it's a robot that's supposed to look like it's been assembled from junk, more or less (at least one of the Jack's are, not sure if this is the one). And third, it seems like you can customize the appearence of your character in Tekken 5, which is probably why he's wearing some sort of rocket launcher strapped to his leg, the rifle and the helmet.
Kiriku said:Yeah, that sums up how frustrated beginners play Tekken. But I guess that sum-up isn't to be taken seriously anyway, so don't mind me.![]()
Mike Works said:I'm not even going to get started on character with a tiger for a head.
but Tekken has some pretty fucking stupid character designs.
GhaleonEB said:The more realistic the graphics get, the more retarded the character designs look.
yeah okay astroboyBob White said:"I do not need to know your names, you only need to know mine."
yeah okay astroboy
Uh, I was referring to the hair that fighter has, buddy...Bob White said:I get jokes, but I don't get that one.
Is astroboy the new "gay" or "dumbass"?
Mike Works said:Uh, I was referring to the hair that fighter has, buddy...
ourumov said:heroin addict form ?
I only remember the militar look and classic one...Which one are you refering too ?
duk2000 said soDrDogg said:Where did you see that info? I've been on and off of TZ for the past few days between updates and I've seen nothing about the single player aspect. In fact, all of the reports indicate that there was a rather long wait and only one machine playable. I haven't heard of anyone playing the single player mode.
Serafitia said:I doubt you'd like pimp pretty is you were tossed from a cliff and a volcano. Why doesn't VF4: Evo ever get crap for trying to emulate Tekken's style?
SapientWolf said:I think the Tekken series has been going downhill since 3. Tekken 3 was fast, great looking (for it's time) and you could actually find decent competition for it at the arcades. Tekken Tag was okay, but it felt more like an add-on than a new game. When Tekken 4 was released arcades were on life-support and there were much better looking games out on the consoles. On top of that, the 8-way run felt strange and awkward, and it was near impossible to duck.
Virtua Fighter 4 on the other hand looks great and plays better. It's also the most balanced fighter out right now, and if you don't believe me, try playing against Nightmare or Raphael in Soul Calibur II. The only reason Tekken is balanced is because everyone is equally cheap.
Tekken needs to re-think the gameplay. It won't be as deep as VF (where a few whiffed moves can lose you the game) so it should be faster and flashier. The old jerky combos should be redone or sped up, so the punch, punch, block gameplay doesn't look so robotic. Moves should flow together better and juggles should be easier. If the new Tekken can match the speed of the Matrix fight scenes then at least the fights will be visually exciting.
The movie I saw of the game just looked like Tekken 4 with new characters. It's not done so I'll give them the benifit of the doubt.
The Faceless Master said:
yeah, tell me about it...Defensor said:Whoo!