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[Buckethead]

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Note: Video has a brief NSFW scene. Just a heads up.
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Football... has changed.

It's no longer about offense, deep posts, and five wide sets.

It's an endless series of proxy battles. Fought by mercenaries and machines.

Football - and it's consumption of life - has become a well-oiled machine.

Football has changed. Goodell tagged players carry Goodell tagged footballs, use Goodell tagged gear.

Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities.

Cancer patience get autographs.

Fat kids play Quarterback.

Brothers kiss their sisters.

Everything is memed. And kept under control.

Football... has changed. The age of offense has become the age of control.

All in the name of averting catastrophe from helmet-to-helmet hits.

And he who controls the referees... controls history.

Football has changed. When the referees are under total control...

Football becomes routine.

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GB @ DET
OAK @ DAL
PIT @ BAL

TEN @ IND
JAC @ CLE
TB @ CAR
CHI @ MIN
NE @ HOU
ARI @ PHI
MIA @ NYJ
ATL @ BUF
STL @ SF
CIN @ SD
DEN @ KC
NYG @ WAS

NO @ SEA

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[Milchjon]

You're a madman.

:-D

 

[ConradCervantes]

Beautiful

 

[rando14]

Holy shit, awesome OP!

Go Hawks

 

[Tabris]

Lord of the Threads: Return of the King.

 

[ConradCervantes]

Fucking :jncs all around for the inclusion of you-know-who in the credits

 

[Elfforkusu]

Bwahahahahahaha

Nicely done, BH

 

[Wrayfield]

At least one thing the Packers are good at

 

[Tabris]

Why didn't you include me in the credits?

 

[chuckddd]

Way to go all out bucket. I enjoyed the haunting shots of Lando Field.

GO TURKEY WEEK!

 

[Coldnoodle]

Buckethead da god.

 

[smokeymicpot]

The tie really fucked you up. Glad you are making OPs again. Zelda is still fucking awesome. Go Vikes.

 

[manfestival]

Lets go Bucs!

 

[mr2xxx]

Ouch, wounds still fresh, no need to add salt.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Let's go Cowboys, Cardinals!

Great OP.

 

[cdyhybrid]

GB @ DET
OAK @ DAL
PIT @ BAL

TEN @ IND
JAC @ CLE
TB @ CAR
CHI @ MIN
NE @ HOU
ARI @ PHI
MIA @ NYJ
ATL @ BUF
STL @ SF
CIN @ SD
DEN @ KC
NYG @ WAS

NO @ SEA

Go Hawks

Beat the Saints

 

[Keylow415]

hahahaha love the op. go 49ers!

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Holy shit that was amazing.

 

[Spinluck]

If the Colts fuck up against Tennessee, I may have to Squicken away from Squicken.

Nice thread Bucket. You're just like Matt Flynn; you still got it.

 

[Kastrioti]

based Buckethead is based. Amazing thread

Go Lions.

 

[Milchjon]

Bucket, I was so sure you made this thread when I read the title:

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=722884

 

[unknownstranger]

Incredible OP.

 

[The Artful Dodger]

Amazing OP.

 

[Gobias]

Amazing.

Browns suck, Zelda is great.

Can't wait to read endless debates on whether Campbell/Weeden/Anderson/McCoy/ Wallace/Quinn should start on Browns forums.

 

[squicken]

Bucket is the MVP of my pants. Great OP!

 

[Vyroxis]

Great OP!

Also, Go Bears! Cruch the Vikings and keep our draft hopes alive!

God I feel dirty saying that....

 

[mysteriousmage09]

Incredible OP.

 

[WedgeX]

ESPN is our DARPA.

Beautiful OP.

 

[jakncoke]

sure glad the niners didn't trade a 2nd rounder for that loser josh gordon

-_-

Dont worry, this feeling will fade when he gets suspended for a year.

Enough of this boring football talk.

$499 Steambox!

ItsHappening.gif

Jesus why does it seem like everyone is releasing a console,handheld, or version of steambox now.



HOLY SHIT THAT YOUTUBE VID, THE KING HAS RETURNED.

 

[cajunator]

GB
DAL
PIT

IND
CLE
CAR
CHI
NE
ARI
NYJ
ATL
STL
SD
KC
NYG

NO

 

[jakncoke]

wow there was a lot of interceptions in 1978.

2 with 30+
10 total with 20+
24 total with 15+

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/years/1978/passing.htm

 

[Wes]

Great as always Buckethead.

Just need the Browns to lose the next 5 games and we will be well placed for the superbowl.

Edit: HOLY SHIT THAT VIDEO! SO GOOD

 

[Kave_Man]

Amazing.

Browns suck, Zelda is great.

Can't wait to read endless debates on whether Campbell/Weeden/Anderson/McCoy/ Wallace/Quinn should start on Browns forums.

Add potentially Caleb Hanie to that mix now bro.

Same as always love my team just going to have mixed feelings after a win/loss this weekend.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Great thread, crappy sport.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Holy shit you made a video.

 

[slightconfuse]

Great op bucket

You still got it

 

[Eleuin]

Outstanding.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Good to see you back in the lineup, Bucket.

Go Steelers. Sweep the Cravens.

 

[Milchjon]

Great thread, crappy sport.

Beautiful sport.

 

[ShaneB]

Sounds like I'll have to watch that video later tonight when I get home.

Week 13 already, where does the time go?!? So excited for the game this Monday, I remember being excited ages ago and it seeming so far away, and now it's almost here!

The playoff picture for both conferences changes every week, and it's fun watching RedZone every week with things going haywire.

I started reading Nate Jackson's book "Slow Getting Up", seems like it will be a great read.

 

[gothamghost]

Awesome OP.

Panthers avoid another possible trap game this week. Glennon gets beat like a red-headed stepchild.

 

[squicken]

I missed the video. Wow. Damn bucket you outdid yourself. Glad I got a special mention with the rest of Packers-GAF

 

[Nightz]

Nice OP.

 

[JCizzle]

Niners

 

[Dutch Gronk]

 

[djplaeskool]

Outstanding OP. Good show.

 

[brentech]

amazing

 

[VeryGooster]

How the heck has SNF not been flexed?

 

[Wrayfield]

Video is epic, but it's--its :O

 

[Hammer24]

This is the most amazing OT I have ever seen!

GO BUCS!