A lot of people are supporting the Niners just to see a FMT rant. Let me help you out with this FMT post win rant Mad-lib. This way, you can make all the rants you want AND support the Ravens. It can be applied to any team, so feel free to reuse in the future:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
fuck you __
(opponent’s coach)__ you __
(adjective)__ piece of shit you couldn’t stop __
(Niner’s player)__ from __
(verb ending in “ing”__ your __
(type of family member)__ up and down the field, fuck you __
(opponent’s third best player)__ you dumb __
(curse word)__ you look like a __
(fictional monster)__ took a __
(bodily function)__ on a __
(noun)__, fuck you __
(opponent’s defensive player )__ you really thought __
(Niner’s offensive player)__ wasn’t going to __
(verb)__ his __
(body part)__ up your D’s __
(body part)__ you dumb ass biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch, fuck the seachickens just because, fuck __
(relatively unkown player who recently got press)__ WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU LOLOLOL, fuck you __
(opponent’s best player)__ you overrated piece of __
(curse word)__ you are a choker and can’t hold __
(equivalent Niner’s position player)__ dick the only reason you get press is you __
(verb in the past tense)__ Roger Goodell last summer in __
(location)__, and fuck you __
(opponents QB, unless already used, if so use anybody else on team)__ you are a __
(adjective)__ fucking racist so you can suck a __
(type of container)__ of __
(plural body part)__, and most of all, fuck __
(opponent’s city)__ you all are the biggest group of __
(adjective)__ __
(plural noun)__ in the fucking world, you __
(adjective)__ fucks you all can suck __
(Niner’s player in the possessive)__ dick, suck __
(Niner’s player in the possessive)__ dick, suck __
(Niner’s player in the possessive)__ dick, and suck __
(Niner’s player in the possessive)__ dick, and most of all, fuck __
(NFL Gaf member of opposite affiliation)__, you can SUCK MY __
(BODY PART WITH 14 I’s)__!!!!!!!!
NINERS BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!