If I told you everything I've tried to get rid of this girl who's been stalking me for the past 6 months you wouldn't believe me. So nope, I don't think I can help you *shrugs*NHL-gaf how the FUCK do you get rid of a clingy confrontational stalkerish friend? Fuck me. I'm too old for this shit and I can't handle OT gaf.
I may be inebriated and regret this later but it's all factual.
Do I cakeboss it and just reply to his million texts with dick ineuendo? Or spam cat pics as replies? Those are my two options thus far.