Obviously the thing is not designed for a HC retro player like you.Shitty half assed version of what they should have released. I mean does it honestly use wired controllers? Give me a fucking break. I mean it's cute but there's no reason they couldn't have done a Virtual Console streaming stick with internal storage that runs all the old games and also works with NNID. It should have just come with a voucher for the eShop with some credit, I don't want to rebuy games I already own on VC and I already own most of the games on that list and the ones I don't I give zero fucks about. It'll make a great holiday gift though!
It's a mass market nostalgia product that's as cheap and as easy to use as possible. It's "half assed" for a reason, you just plug it in and play, aka no need for vouchers, downloads, firmware updates, etc.