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[EviLore]

Channel your hatred, but do so in a safe environment (so that you don't end up like KobunHeat...). I'll get the ball rolling:


Peter Molyneux? Can you say "Black & White?" Oh, well, maybe he'll be lucky and once again reviewers will only play his game for 2 hours before giving it a 90%.

A 9 hour RPG, after how many years of development? And, hell, the engine's being reused from B&W, right?

They definitely spent their time wisely by implementing "fart" commands and crossdressing to stir up the townsfolk. How's that for immersion?

Gotta love the art direction and technical prowess. Is this a Nintendo game on the Dreamcast?


Ok, now fire away.

 

[Dragona Akehi]

9 hours = Onimusha Tactics.

Dude, that is bad.

 

[MrPing1000]

i know nothing about this game. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I didn't even know it was a Molyneux.


But its on xbox so i bet it sucks

 

[belgurdo]

Don't you wish your boyfriend was as swass as me?

 

[Wellington]

"Sandbox gameplay"? Only sandboxes where I live have used up condoms and shards of glass in them. Is that what Molyneux wants for us?

Though I never played Black & White, this could be as disappointing as Doom 3, Brute Force, Steel Battalion LoC, and TWW combined. Shouldn't have let you forumers hype me.

 

[Che]

Could this game suck more? NO!!! LOL!!!!

 

[Justin Bailey]

Fable is the suckiest suck that ever sucked.

 

[Shouta]

Man, Superman 64 looks like it players better than Fable.

 

[Insertia]

I honestly don't believe Fable would recieve half as much backlash as it has if it weren't for IGN.Xbox's 12 page jizzfest over it.

 

[Speevy]

Well...at least I'll enjoy it more than Halo 2.

 

[Matlock]

Man, Superman 64 looks like it players better than Fable.

On a side note, every time I see a post by Shouta nowadays, I'm like "Goddamnit, Sin is posting again?"

 

[Defensor]

Final Fantasy Killer/Best RPG this gen my ass.

 

[Killkernal]

I may not know much about this game, but I do know that you cannot play as a black man or a soft pouting strumpet.

Fable=Lose

 

[bishoptl]

I may not know much about this game, but I do know that you cannot play as a black man or a soft pouting strumpet.

Fable=Lose

Yeah! Xbox? More like RACISTBOX or HOMOPHOBOX

 

[Solid]

Molyneux knows nothing about games. He should sell cars or something.

Oh, and Fable sucks!!!

This is funny, we should do this more often.

 

[AeroGod]

It takes longer to eat a meatloaf then it does to beat Fable

 

[Shouta]

I'm probably going to change my avatar soon don't worry Matlock, you won't be confused anymore.

 

[DSN2K]

what a joke this game is, im certainly not buying it.

 

[Matlock]

I'm probably going to change my avatar soon don't worry Matlock, you won't be confused anymore.

But...but...why does Kevin Costner still have work?

</family guy>

 

[Culex]

It's all over folks, sell your Xboxen!

 

[Mareg]

If it is not comming from Asia, its not worth nothing ! To hell with kotor !

 

[Justin Bailey]

This is actually a great idea and I think we should have one of these threads for every major release.

 

[Ferrio]

So is there nudity?

 

[Mama Smurf]

fable
n.

1. A usually short narrative making an edifying or cautionary point and often employing as characters animals that speak and act like humans.

2. A story about legendary persons (Molyneux) and exploits.

3. A falsehood; a lie.

 

[Wellington]

fable
n.

1. A usually short narrative making an edifying or cautionary point and often employing as characters animals that speak and act like humans.

2. A story about legendary persons (Molyneux) and exploits.

3. A falsehood; a lie.

:lol :lol :lol

Winner.

 

[AeroGod]

So is there nudity?

Yes but Amerikuh gets it cenzored because were the land of the FREEEEE and the home of the Wardrobe Malfunction.

 

[Mareg]

So is there nudity?

Oh yeah... but it's all pixelized to protect our collective minds !


Edit : Gahhhhhh, you beat me to it !

 

[skip]

agreed, but you need to chum the thread with manufactured praise, so that there's something to actually troll. otherwise, they'll all flock to the main thread(s).

 

[king zell]

me buying an Xbox is no more..

Molyneux am cry!

 

[EviLore]

agreed, but you need to chum the thread with manufactured praise, so that there's something to actually troll. otherwise, they'll all flock to the main thread(s).

Well, 4 people were banned tonight for trolling Fable threads, so that may be one reason to bring it here ;b

 

[sonycowboy]

Western RPG's are teh SUQQQ!

Japan >>>>>>>> West

 

[Matlock]

Well, 4 people were banned tonight for trolling Fable threads, so that may be one reason to bring it here ;b

Free WarPig*!



*with every copy of "We Sold Our Soul For Rock and Roll."

 

[sonycowboy]

Free WarPig*!



*with every copy of "We Sold Our Soul For Rock and Roll."

That guy has completely gone off of the deep end. I think he started to think he's teh shite.

I think that of all people that use signatures on each and every single friggen post, though. DFS my butt.

 

[Matlock]

Dave's an alright dude, and he's always been a little apeshit.

 

[SyNapSe]

Project Ego >>> Fable

 

[Ghost]

DFS = Discount Furniture Store in the UK

I always thought he was giving them a plug.

 

[Mama Smurf]

I think that of all people that use signatures on each and every single friggen post, though. DFS my butt.

Indeed. Who was that guy who used to write lurking lurking lurking after each post (or whatever it was)? Drove me fucking mad.

 

[FoneBone]

(so that you don't end up like KobunHeat...)

What post did he get banned for? The thread seems to have been deleted. I can't say that I'm unhappy about it, though.

 

[DJ Demon J]

Channel your hatred, but do so in a safe environment (so that you don't end up like KobunHeat...).

He's gone!? NICE. *dances*

 

[Mama Smurf]

http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=11763&page=1&pp=50

I think that's the thread.

 

[Chony]

Luigi's Mansion part Deux, except without the fun.

 

[Kon Tiki]

Hideos, clunky controls, short, gay overtones.

Is this Nintendo's first Xbox game?

 

[Mermandala]

Hideos, clunky controls, short, gay overtones.

Is this Nintendo's first Xbox game?

nope. if nintendo made it the sailing alone would be 22 hrs.

 

[sprsk]

Yeah! Xbox? More like RACISTBOX or HOMOPHOBOX

everyone knows xbots are nothing but white supremisits.

this is hte best th read idea ever.

 

[Prine]

nope. if nintendo made it the sailing alone would be 22 hrs.

lol

So, where Are the black people in Fable ;P

 

[MrPing1000]

Yes but Amerikuh gets it cenzored because were the land of the FREEEEE and the home of the Wardrobe Malfunction.

hah just liek Giants:Citizen Kabuto

America is backwards

 

[bobafett]

Fable Campaign slogan: Now u r playin with powwaaa!

 

[Optimistic]

so that you don't end up like KobunHeat...).

It's about bloody time that tool was banned. Keep up the good work!

 

[Chesapeake Silt]

Fable? More like GAYBLE.

 

[XboxGamers]

LOL @ thread!

It's all over folks, sell your Xboxen!

Hell no, I play nothing but Xbox!