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[JackFrost2012]

In closing, we here at HaveTheirCakeAndEatItToo.com would like to point out a few things. Obviously, the graphics have taken a hit from those awe inspiring first looks. And sure, the story is nothing in the epic nature we demand from RPGs. And yeah, some gamers will be disappointed with how quickly you can complete this quest. And hell, the challenge just isn't there at times. Fine, alright, come over here and listen closely. Just between you and me... we can't help but notice the game has sacrificed a hell of a lot to finally make it out after 4 years of production. But you know what? We're going to give it a 9+ anyway. We're not going to sift through thousands of death threat emails from teens who have their life-support systems plugged into high Gamerankings scores. And we certainly aren't going to give an 8 to something we've gushed about in 12-page previews. So, what we've done, if you notice, is covered our ass in the actual text of the review, while inflating the scores for the rabid fanbase! It's not like they'll read this shit. I'm sure you can appreciate that.

Score: 9.somethingerotheryoudecide

hahahahaha oh man, that is awesome

 

[Doom_Bringer]

hahahahaha oh man, that is awesome

yeah :lol

 

[Kobun Heat]

What is that from? IGN boards?

 

[PhatSaqs]

lol @ gore

 

[sonycowboy]

In keeping with the trolling theme ,

9 hour main quest =

 

[ElyrionX]

In closing, we here at HaveTheirCakeAndEatItToo.com would like to point out a few things. Obviously, the graphics have taken a hit from those awe inspiring first looks. And sure, the story is nothing in the epic nature we demand from RPGs. And yeah, some gamers will be disappointed with how quickly you can complete this quest. And hell, the challenge just isn't there at times. Fine, alright, come over here and listen closely. Just between you and me... we can't help but notice the game has sacrificed a hell of a lot to finally make it out after 4 years of production. But you know what? We're going to give it a 9+ anyway. We're not going to sift through thousands of death threat emails from teens who have their life-support systems plugged into high Gamerankings scores. And we certainly aren't going to give an 8 to something we've gushed about in 12-page previews. So, what we've done, if you notice, is covered our ass in the actual text of the review, while inflating the scores for the rabid fanbase! It's not like they'll read this shit. I'm sure you can appreciate that.

Score: 9.somethingerotheryoudecide

POST OF THE YEAR!!!!

 

[PhatSaqs]

 

[Ristamar]

Vanilla Coke > Fable

Vanilla Coke > lots of stuff


But only from a fountain w/ vanilla syrup. None of that canned shit.

And :lol @ Gore's "review"

 

[Mermandala]

Goreomedy hath slain thee.

 

[ferricide]

L O FUCKING L

great pics of simon and peter. where did they come from?

 

[Mrbob]

mwa hahahahahaaha! Hilarious!

 

[PhatSaqs]

pics are from kikizos (awesome) dev interview

 

[Deg]

I swear i've seen that guy before. Does he travel on the undergound(London) now and again?