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[parrotbeak]

Not enough info this could be a zildjian different bands

Lol

 

[Schlorgan]

Star Wars The Last Jedi seems to be case of being careful what you wish for [Eurogamer]

 

[Earthbound64]

Knowingly exposing others to circular reasoning will now be a felony on GAF



Today in Idris Elba news: Idris Elba has a food fetish.

Today in Idris Elba news: Idris Elba has a boot fetish.

Today in Idris Elba news: Idris Elba has a cheese danish.

Today in Idris Elba news: Idris Elba has a Samsung S8.

Today in Idris Elba news: Idris Elba has a cat.

Today in Idris Elba news: Idris Elba.

 

[Schlorgan]

What cartoon character do you want to see nailed real hard?

 

[sc0la]

Freshest Prince: New Power Generation or Original Power Generation?

 

[Izuna]

Rip my thread making privileges

 

[Amalthea]

Knowingly exposing others to HIMYM will no longer be a felony in California

 

[Blackhead]

Knowingly exposing others to Fake News will no longer be a bannable offense on GAF

 

[Jason Frost]

I wear buttplug to the movies now

 

[Izuna]

Heterosexual men, who are some sexy male actors?

 

[Earthbound64]

Apparently there's a conspiracy theory about Paul McCartney being dead? lmao

Apparently there's a conspiracy theory about Elvis Presley being dead? lmao

Apparently there's a conspiracy theory about me being dead? lmao

Apparently there's a conspiracy theory about laughing my ass off? lmao



Is Krueger that bad?



So, what's so bad about Flo Rida?

So, what's so bad so about so Florida so?

 

[Earthbound64]

In a world post Breath of the Wild, is The Wand of Gamelon still the best Zelda game?

In a world post Breath of the Wild, is Majora's Mask still the worst Zelda game?

 

[Browny]

I wear a condom to the club now.

 

[sc0la]

Indecent Pirate Movies?

Decent Movies to Pirate?

 

[Izuna]

Should I tell my girlfriend that she will be my first kiss?

 

[MikeHattsu]

Going to the toilet alone. Has anyone done it?

 

[Earthbound64]

Trump may visit TMZ during trip to SKorea, expected to send a "significant message"



MLB player celebrates win by wearing American flag condom, nobody cares

 

[Supa Necta]

Just so you know, Jedi island is a real piece of @$%&.

 

[Browny]

Quite possibly the most interesting time lapse ever: 30 days of masturbation

I have two major problems: I like big butts and I cannot lie

 

[yepyepyep]

Going to an Alt-right rally alone. Has anyone done it?

 

[Earthbound64]

Mystery O-faces



I wear earplugs to my girlfriend's now



Is the World too Euro centric?

Is the World too Cup centric?

 

[Izuna]

I've been edging for so long, I can't cum anymore. Help.

 

[Earthbound64]

Has Sony ever said why the PS4 doesn't play See Deez?

Has Sony ever said why the PS4 doesn't play Betamax?

Has Sony ever said why the PS4 doesn't play PS5?

Has Sony ever said why the PS4 doesn't play nicely with others?

Has Nintendo ever said why the PS4 doesn't play CDs?

 

[Schlorgan]

Want to get an anime avatar and look like a sexy badass

 

[MikeHattsu]

Supreme Court reportedly valued at 1 Billion

 

[Earthbound64]

GF's friend doesn't want to have sex with me

Guardian Force's friend doesn't like me

 

[Izuna]

About to adopt a child, what race should I get?

 

[Earthbound64]

Keanu Reeves Has Been Wearing the Same Outfit for 25 Years - And It Stinks

 

[Izuna]

PSN is up?

 

[Earthbound64]

Messi is a goat

 

[Earthbound64]

United States refuses to play in Russia, boycotting World Cup

 

[Izuna]

My husband had a nightmare. He won't tell me what it was about.

 

[Amalthea]

Burning quality furniture

Burying quality furniture

 

[Izuna]

How did Humans end up on Planet Earth?

 

[Earthbound64]

Is it true that you shouldn't use soap on your body when washing?

Is it true that you shouldn't wash your body?



Commuting is poison to the soul (shout outs to Grand Theft Auto GAF)



Giant, mysterious hole has reopened in Uranus, scientists not sure why

 

[Exotoro]

ESRB Says It Doesn't See 'Race'

 

[Earthbound64]

Trump Voters now view NYT less favorably than Clinton voters do Fox News (NFL)

Trump Voters now view Fox News less favorably than Clinton voters do NFL (NYT)

NFL now views Trump Voters less favorably than Fox News does Clinton Voters (NYT)

Trump Voters now view NFL less favorably than Clinton voters do an infectious rash (NYT)



Amazon finally releases a fireproof Kindle

 

[parrotbeak]

Nabisco finally releases waterproof Mystery Oreos

 

[Schlorgan]

Announcement: Dom Deluise is an alien

 

[Earthbound64]

Why did Virgins have 'Atari' on clothes?



Jeff Bezos wants to end standards and raise severance at the Washington Post



Reptar Bars are now a thing that exists

Spoiler

(Note: "Bars" as in ones that serve alcohol)

 

[parrotbeak]

My Cousin can't get a job because he uses MSN

My Cousin Vinny can't get a job because he's a MOVIE

 

[bluethree]

Batman puts The Penguin in jail and he adopts a Waifu

 

[Earthbound64]

My Cousin can't get a "job" because he's UGLY

My Cousin can't get a job because he's a HUMAN

 

[Evil John Locke]

I lost a sock in the dryer on November 8th and I think it was part of a Russian plot to prevent me from voting

 

[Earthbound64]

I feel trapped in a Sonic-cycle.

I feel trapped in a bicycle.

I feel tapped in a cycle.

 

[Evil John Locke]

If you could only buy one: a Hat vs a Ukulele

Edit: okay this page just cracked me up, great thread

 

[Earthbound64]

Edit: okay this page just cracked me up, great thread

Come for the parody threads, stay forever

Spoiler

(because everyone here gets Juniored and/or banned)

 

[paparazzo]

My Cousin can't get a job because he's GAF-MAN

 

[Earthbound64]

Are pussies actually clean?



Just found out my friend's girlfriend is cheating on me

 

[bluethree]

Are cats' raps actually clean?