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[bender]

Heard the news on the radio as I was having my cereal before going to school.
It was a snowy day and I just shrugged my shoulders because I was a KISS fan and didn't care much for the Beatles.

Just when I thought there was something redeemable in Canada...

 

[John Marston]

Just when I thought there was something redeemable in Canada...

KISS saved me from Disco and are partially responsible for my sexual education.

For better or worse

 

[bender]

KISS saved me from Disco and are partially responsible for my sexual education.

For better or worse

Wrote a little song about it, like to hear it, here it go.

[Verse 1]
John, I hear you calling
But I can't come home right now
Me and the boys are playing
And we just can't find the sound

[Chorus]
Just a few more hours
And I'll be right home to you
I think I hear them calling
Oh, John, what can I do? John, what can I do?

[Verse 2]
You say you feel so empty
That Canada just ain't a home
And I'm always somewhere else
And you're always there alone

[Chorus]
Just a few more hours
And I'll be right home to you
I think I hear them calling
Oh, John, what can I do? John, what can I do?

John, I know you're lonely
And I hope you'll be alright
'Cause me and the boys will be staying away from Canada
All night

 

[Hookshot]

KISS saved me from Disco and are partially responsible for my sexual education.

For better or worse

One of the band did look like a pussy

 

[freefornow]

KISS saved me from Disco and are partially responsible for my sexual education.

For better or worse

 

[ntropy]

 

[freefornow]

 

[Uhtred]

 

[Kilau]

KISS saved me from Disco and are partially responsible for my sexual education.

For better or worse

I read that as “sexual addiction” and confused yet also aroused.

 

[LectureMaster]

Damn, I wouldn't survive 1 hour there.