WASHINGTONAfter emerging victorious from one of the most pivotal elections in history, president-elect Barack Obama will assume the role of commander in chief on Jan. 20, shattering a racial barrier the United States is, at long last, shitty enough to overcome.
Although polls going into the final weeks of October showed Sen. Obama in the lead, it remained unclear whether the failing economy, dilapidated housing market, crumbling national infrastructure, health care crisis, energy crisis, and five-year-long disastrous war in Iraq had made the nation crappy enough to rise above 300 years of racial prejudice and make lasting change.
"Today the American people have made their voices heard, and they have said, 'Things are finally as terrible as we're willing to tolerate," said Obama, addressing a crowd of unemployed, uninsured, and debt-ridden supporters. "To elect a black man, in this country, and at this timethese last eight years must have really broken you."
Added Obama, "It's a great day for our nation."
THIS.bishoptl said:WOW. Booing through this speech? Fucking unbelievable. No, I take that back. After seeing how these guys operate through the campaign, I'm not surprised at all. Enjoy your newfound irrelevance, assholes.
Ho. Lee. SHIT!Jupiter Jones said:Florida's already been called for Obama on MSNBC's website!![]()
I hope her, Hannity, and Limbaugh made a suicide pact if Obama won. Fuck filth of the earth. Pure and absolute scum.Amir0x said:MICHELLE MALKIN BITTER TEARS SO DELICIOUS
SO SALTY AND YUMMY
GhaleonQ said:No, I'm actually inspired. After Bush, Junior and Obama, literally ANYONE can be president (it used to be "become," but that's past). Yes, even you! Or that guy! We've all done nothing on the national political level, too!
Thanks!Red Scarlet said:8.
Had McCain's campaign been as classy as his concession speech, this could have been a different election.
speculawyer said:If McCain had run like that, he might have won. It's not like the racists would have been so disgusted they would have voted for Obama.
...smhPonn01 said:You didn't need it Obama but
YOUR WELCOME FROM FLORIDA!
Commenter Valiant: Third order of business: De-brand the GOP of McCain and the idea that we need a RINO because he can win. Never again.
VaLiancY said:I'm just happy I saw people in my age demographic voting heavily. Obama winning is great enough but seeing the effort that my generation did was even more stunning.
reilo said:Dude, seriously, I don't think anyone gives a shit right now about Missouri :lol
Sol.. said:Don't be surprised.....we were trained by American Idol.
Merguson said:Would the half-black igga speak already?
Yep, but what can you do when Obama refuses to participate in town hall debates?Red Scarlet said:Had McCain's campaign been as classy as his concession speech, this could have been a different election.