FW: A MESSAGE FROM BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
My fellow Identity-Whatever-Americans.
As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for their... well,
support.
Your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative
achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator
Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself
as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.
I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal
behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming
Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of
hope shining over a sea of political posing.
I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me.
There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started
the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King,
Jr. and Teddy drowned a teenage girl. And I'm not going anywhere near the
cousins, both literally and figuratively.
And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of
meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White
House.
Americans should vote for me ........... not because of my lack of
experience or achievement, .......not because I voted against English as the
national language, .........not because I voted to give your precious Social
Security Benefits to millions of illegal aliens, ........not because I voted
not to protect the Flag ( so many of you were foolish enough, unlike me, to
volunteer to serve and protect ) from desecration, .............not because
I have the most leftist voting record in the Senate, ...........but because
I make people feel good.
Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined,
racist guilt. And the media is in my pocket. Anyone who dares criticize me
will be hit big time with the badge of "racist". Of course you will all
ignore the fact that if I had been born with the same skin color as George
Bush, no one this side of the Andromeda Galaxy would even notice me.
Major unions have endorsed me although my aiding and abetting 15 million
illegals has depressed wages across the country. I want to be
commander-in-chief of military organizations that I, like many other
leftists, feel should be used only when we want play chess with them on the
global stage in no-win conflicts. Keep the Neanderthals in the tool shed,
don't let them in the living room.
I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because
Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then
that means you have to think about them.
Americans are tired of thinking.
It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart.
So when you go to vote, remember don't think, just do.
It's my fellow leftist, Hillary, or me. Ain't demobracy, er, democracy,
grand?
Thank You.
PAID ( ? ) POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT BY SEN. BARACK OBAMA (D- ILL)
