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[whiskeysailor]

Willa Ford Blames Fizzled Music Career on 9/11

 

[DOWN]

Just reminding everyone that Shape of You is trash

 

[You Know Nothing]

Billboard interviewing Willa Ford... in 2017.

They're that hard up for a pop gal interview, huh?

 

[Decarabia]

For the US sistren: Lana is selling the digital version of Lust for Life for 3.50$ on her website, so get in on that

Spoiler

if you still buy albums.

 

[Garrett Hawke]

Lol get that charting position +1c http://m.billboard.com/biz/articles/news/1160372/billboard-pricing-policy-effective-november-21-2011

 

[Meowster]

Katy Perry is hosting the VMAs? I was already planning on skipping but yikes. She has no charisma and cannot command a stage. Their ratings are really going to suffer next to Game of Thrones.

 

[Matt_]

Oof this new jessie ware track
sounds like Jennifer Hudson
These vocals >>>

 

[rhandino]

Quick, spot all the females featured on that Top 10!

 

[You Know Nothing]

The best rendition of Wild Thoughts.

 

[DOWN]

Quick, spot all the females featured on that Top 10!

I see you Demi over there in that Streaming Gainer win

 

[Mau ®]

Quick, spot all the females featured on that Top 10!

I see Rihanna's name. Not like anybody should be surprised at THE REIGN not letting up!

 

[MANUELF]

Katy Perry is hosting the VMAs? I was already planning on skipping but yikes. She has no charisma and cannot command a stage. Their ratings are really going to suffer next to Game of Thrones.

Truly her Bangers era but less successful and relevant

 

[rhandino]

At least is a consistent flatline while Miley peaked and crashed in the middle of the era.

#SmallVictories

 

[Mau ®]

Adore You is better than anything on that Katy record.

 

[Vazduh]

I dunno why Willa Ford is giving these interviews all of a sudden, but I'm here for the mess

Yas, bad girl

The best rendition of Wild Thoughts.

#ahh

This one is also ~usable~:

A Boogie Wit A Hoodie - WILD THOTS (feat. Fabulous)

All I see is wild thots

Just reminding everyone that Shape of You is trash

Yup.

 

[whiskeysailor]

 

[Garrett Hawke]

is that bryce dallas howard reacting to jurassic turd

 

[Vazduh]

Wow, what a shitty Top 10.

And not Despashito no 1 again...

In more positive news, Julia Michaels' EP is out there, and Joyride's album as well. Time for some QUALI-T.

 

[Meowster]

Truly her Bangers era but less successful and relevant

Miley was a fun host tbh.. but she can command a stage and has star power/presence.

 

[B-Dex]

is that bryce dallas howard reacting to jurassic turd

Bye. Jurassic world was a slay. The assistant deserved her gruesome death. Chris Pratt can [REDACTED].

 

[whiskeysailor]

Poor Xtincta fans

 

[Vazra]

Poor Xtincta fans

Im waiting for her it's coming you little bitch moment tbh

 

[rhandino]

Poor Xtincta fans

 

[You Know Nothing]

Xtinct at the Emoji Movie premiere perfectly encapsulates her career in one gif.

 

[whiskeysailor]

Cursetina strikes again!

I dunno why Willa Ford is giving these interviews all of a sudden, but I'm here for the mess

Yas, bad girl

According to ha imdb page she is 'whistle registered' ddddddd

MC Melody shook

 

[rhandino]

and mess @ Rihanna being in the ultra bomb known as Valerian.

Thank god she still has her looks, money, d*ck and other endorsements.

 

[Vazra]

and mess @ Rihanna being in the ultra bomb known as Valerian.

Thank god she still has her looks, money, d*ck and other endorsements.

Tbh Rihanna scene were one of the few memorable parts of that flop.

 

[whiskeysailor]

Looool the spelling in this always makes me scrihm

Meanwhile Legend X is called to comment on the floppage

 

[royalan]

Only true legends star in multiple box office flops.

Your faves could never.

 

[MANUELF]

Tbh Rihanna scene were one of the few memorable parts of that flop.

Did you see that?

Only true legends star in multiple box office flops.

Your faves could never.

My fave was the lead actress of a boxoffice flop

 

[rhandino]

I remember when Madonna almost managed to be know as a Real Actress and how people praised ha performance on a period piece film... too bad the film was Evita lol

 

[You Know Nothing]

Madge's only cute film is A League of Their Own.

 

[Vazra]

Did you see that?


My fave was the lead actress of a boxoffice flop

Yup. Film is enjoyable but a mess at the same time. Pacing issues, forced sub plots that get dropped quickly killing characters to the subplots or simply forgetting about revisiting some later. The lead characters are dry on the chemistry department and the CG had some stunning areas and others that said early 2000s CG.

Also the story is basically Space Pocahontas 2: White Savior Returns.

 

[whiskeysailor]

It'll be Gag's turn next

 

[You Know Nothing]

Iconic.

 

[torre_avenue]

Charli XCX: Queen of Music Blog Thinkpieces.

Pitchfork also made gifs of most of the people in the video too.

 

[rhandino]

The film runs through its list of corporate and Zeitgeist awareness obligations in dead-eyed lockstep, making sure to get in uses of the words ”slay" and ”shade" and lifting an entire section of the lyrics to Rihanna's ”Diamonds" to telegraph a would-be important emotional beat (it's not a joke, I don't think).

 

[llehuty]

You can't touch me now
There's no fee-ling left
If you think I'm coming back
Don't hold your bre-eath
What you did to me boy I can't forget
If you think I'm coming back
Don't hold your bre-eath-eth

Yikes at this being already 6 years old. Nicole's most inspired moment in her short lived solo career.

 

[Vazra]

Don't be mad, don't be mad at me (no...)
Darling, I can't stop it even if I wanted
Don't be mad, don't be mad at me (no, no, no, no)
Missed what you were sayin', I was miles away, yeah
Don't be mad, don't be mad
Not like I had a choice
I was busy thinkin' 'bout boys, boys, boys
Always busy dreamin' 'bout boys, boys, boys
I was busy thinkin' 'bout boys, boys, boys
Always busy dreamin' 'bout boys, boys, boys
Head is spinnin' thinkin' 'bout boys

 

[Meowster]

It'll be Gag's turn next

that'll be crap for sure (just like the original Streisand move it's based on) but I bet the soundtrack will be cute.

 

[Bladenic]

that'll be crap for sure (just like the original Streisand move it's based on) but I bet the soundtrack will be cute.

Sweetie the Streisand version is not the original :dead: unless they specifically said it's based on that one or something

 

[Meowster]

Sweetie the Streisand version is not the original :dead: unless they specifically said it's based on that one or something

They said it was based on that one.

 

[Vazduh]

According to ha imdb page she is 'whistle registered' ddddddd

Outside of music Willa hosts a few reality television shows. Also after studying opera for over four years Willa achieved a degree as a professional opera singer and is also whistle registered.

 

[whiskeysailor]

He Who Must Not Be Named has also been nominated for the Popjustice Twenty Quid Music Prize, usually the antidote to the Mercury's pretentiousness...Nothing is sacred.

Outside of music Willa hosts a few reality television shows. Also after studying opera for over four years Willa achieved a degree as a professional opera singer and is also whistle registered.

skdfjbjsf sorry Willa there's only one opera trained chanteuse

 

[Vazduh]

He Who Must Not Be Named has also been nominated for the Popjustice Twenty Quid Music Prize, usually the antidote to the Mercury's pretentiousness...Nothing is sacred.

Will you be among the judges? You should totally apply!

And ew @ that song being among the nominated ones.

 

[whiskeysailor]

Will you be among the judges? You should totally apply!

And ew @ that song being among the nominated ones.

Haha maybe, would be fun! Anything to prevent the pop injustice of Shape of You winning.
Nicola Roberts once turned up to one of them, but argued against Girls Aloud winning lol!

 

[Little Mons†er]

Quick, spot all the females featured on that Top 10!

There's only one but it's only as a feature lol tragic

The females truly are ovah!

 

[You Know Nothing]

The females truly are ovah!

Reported for misogyny.

 

[The Flop]

is Touchdown trembling yet at Destrashito?

 

[Mau ®]

Females are over?

Taylor and Rihanna still reign supreme. It sucks your faves didn't invest in the straight demographic when they had the chance but blame that on their lack of foresight.