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[Satch]

That's nice. Maybe this year for her birthday Papa Spears will raise the $200 spending limit on her student debit card.

not $200

not student debit card

:negativeman:

 

[Majmun]

Beyonce's net worth $300mln+

http://www.therichest.org/entertainment/beyonce-knowles-net-worth/

Nice try tho

 

[Artemisia]

Britney worth $200 Mill.

"REIGNING QUEEN OF POP"

NO LIES.

YOUR BROKE FAVES CAN'T EVEN

Beyoncé is worth upwards of $300 million.

The Lizard

tried though.

 

[Majmun]

Already got it covered

Bey and Jay-Z together could basically buy out your faves.

 

[Kyon]

You can't drag a Bey Stan using Bey tho

 

[DMeisterJ]

That's nice. Maybe this year for her birthday Papa Spears will raise the $200 spending limit on her student debit card.

I laughed.

She's still the QUEEN OF POP tho

 

[PhoenixDark]

Sounds like Jay-Z allegedly took Beyonce's virginity. I had a pretty decent day planned, now my whole week is ruined

 

[Kyon]

I laughed.

She's still the QUEEN OF POP tho

That makes Xtincta the court JESTER. As per

The JOKE of the industry with that catastrophic trembling career.

 

[botty]

Sounds like Jay-Z allegedly took Beyonce's virginity. I had a pretty decent day planned, now my whole week is ruined

That might explain why she has been bleaching herself all these years. Could you ever be truly clean again after being pounded by a sweaty Jay Z?

 

[Trigger]

#death

 

[Majmun]

Yeah, pretty crazy to think that Bey was a virgin before she started to date Jay-Z.

Not many girls are classy like that. Bey is such a great example

 

[royalan]

Yeah, pretty crazy to think that Bey was a virgin before she started to date Jay-Z.

Not many girls are classy like that. Bey is such a great example

Umm what about the secret boyfriend she had in high school.

 

[Majmun]

Umm what about the secret boyfriend she had in high school.

"People would be surprised as to the lack of experiences I've had. When I was 12 or 13 I had my first boyfriend, and he was my boyfriend until I was 17. At that age, that was a long time. I've always been very loyal and a little more mature.

"Though I was too young for it to really be a boyfriend - we didn't live together, we didn't, you know . . . That was my only experience with a guy, and since then I've only had one other boyfriend in my life – Jay."

http://www.hollyscoop.com/beyonce/beyonce-was-a-virgin-before-jay-z.html

So classy

 

[Christopher]

Is bey gonna slay with some new music this year second it seems almost everyone aside from godney and bey put out a single this year

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Wow, this thread grows fast for a community thread. That's a great title lol. Some pretty funny gifs too. Congrats on the new thread!

 

[Mau ®]

Bey is so classy. Our slutty faves could never.

Spoiler

She's still a disgusting thief. Make no mistake baboons.

 

[Artemisia]

Yeah, pretty crazy to think that Bey was a virgin before she started to date Jay-Z.

Not many girls are classy like that. Bey is such a great example

What about Bey having sex before that would make her unclassy?

Prude tbh.

 

[Koodo]

WHEN HUNGER STRIKES.

 

[Aguila]

October














Crumpet Trumpet Entertainment Inc.

 

[royalan]

I laughed.

She's still the QUEEN OF POP tho

No lie: I'd call Rihanna Queen of Pop before I'd ever give that honor to Britney. She no longer deserves it.

If it were just about sales, maybe. But just on a cultural level I'd rather the Queen of our genre be someone still actively involved in the culture of Pop music, and possessing the mental faculties to be ranked more than just a few steps above Vegetable.

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

That might explain why she has been bleaching herself all these years. Could you ever be truly clean again after being pounded by a sweaty Jay Z?

Funny you keep coming for Bey's color when your fave has been trying to perfect that Oompa Loompa orange for a decade.

Maybe if Bey bulked up like your fave you would cut her some slack.

 

[Mau ®]

RT:

WHEN HUNGER STRIKES.

Funny you keep coming for Bey's color when your fave has been trying to perfect that Oompa Loompa orange for a decade.

Maybe if Bey bulked up like your fave you would cut her some slack.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Beyonce's net worth $300mln+

http://www.therichest.org/entertainment/beyonce-knowles-net-worth/

Nice try tho

Only Beyonce

I wonder how much Rihanna contributed to that 300 million tho #CARTERTAX

 

[Trigger]

omg, you den of cunts, fixing the banner is hard work. You better not be complaining if the end result is a giant clusterfuck of a mess.

The fact that you're even entertaining cunts by adding more people is nice enough tbh.

 

[Majmun]

Is bey gonna slay with some new music this year second it seems almost everyone aside from godney and bey put out a single this year

Don't really know. She's vague about it.

According to Ryan Teddler, she has two albums in the making. And Hit-Boy is working with her as well.

She needs a comeback after the 4 (commercially) flop. All I know is that it's going to be good stuff, as usual.

 

[DMeisterJ]

WHEN HUNGER STRIKES.

Not her trying to bring back the era of her success by changing her hair back to Come on Over Red

What kind of Before and After?

 

[Majmun]

Only Beyonce

I wonder how much Rihanna contributed to that 300 million tho #CARTERTAX

I'm sure it's a lot. Thank you for buying all those Rihanna singles @navy

Jay-Z's net worth:

$460mln

The net worth of The Cater Family is almost $800mln

Shining bright like diamonds

 

[botty]

Funny you keep coming for Bey's color when your fave has been trying to perfect that Oompa Loompa orange for a decade.

Maybe if Bey bulked up like your fave you would cut her some slack.

I love Beyonic, but let's not pretend she hasn't been showing signs of vitiligo.

 

[Trigger]

Is the "carter tax" a real thing or purely a joke?

 

[DMeisterJ]

Is the "carter tax" a real thing or purely a joke?

She's managed by Roc Nation where the Chairman and President is Jay-Z.

Every dollar she makes put a couple cents directly into the Carters' joint bank account.

They WILL be at 800 Million combined Net Worth after #UNAPOLOGETIC

#CARTERTAX

 

[Majmun]

Oops, sorry for the false tea. I previously posted that Beyonce's net worth was $300mln.


It's actually $350mln

http://www.therichest.org/celebnetworth/celeb/singer/beyonce-net-worth/

Almost doubling Brit's worth, and making Carter Family networth over $800mln

 

[botty]

That's a lot of Dereon jeans sold.

 

[DMeisterJ]

That's a lot of Dereon jeans sold.

I bet Dereon and 4 contributed the same amount to the bank account

 

[Majmun]

http://www.therichest.org/celebnetworth/celeb/singer/christina-aguilera-net-worth/

Only a matter of time before she becomes a burger flipper

 

[Koodo]

http://www.therichest.org/celebnetworth/celeb/singer/christina-aguilera-net-worth/

Only a matter of time before she becomes a burger flipper

Only a matter of time before she becomes the burger itself.

 

[Trigger]

She's managed by Roc Nation where the Chairman and President is Jay-Z.

Every dollar she makes put a couple cents directly into the Carters' joint bank account.

They WILL be at 800 Million combined Net Worth after #UNAPOLOGETIC

#CARTERTAX

Oh my. Get that money Jay-Z.

 

[royalan]

http://www.therichest.org/celebnetworth/celeb/singer/christina-aguilera-net-worth/

Only a matter of time before she becomes a burger flipper

How is a net worth of 90 million and rising...you know? Nevermind.

 

[botty]

http://www.therichest.org/celebnetworth/celeb/singer/christina-aguilera-net-worth/

Only a matter of time before she becomes a burger flipper

Not if The Voice continues to have higher ratings than X Factor.

 

[Kyon]

The new bitch in town is worth more than Xtincta. How unfortunate and TELLING.

http://www.therichest.org/celebnetworth/celeb/singer/lady-gaga-net-worth/

 

[Majmun]

http://www.therichest.org/celebnetworth/celeb/singer/madonna-net-worth/

The Hag is doing pretty well. I'm sure her net worth would be much higher if she hadn't financed the construction of the pyramids.

 

[Touchdown]

Makin 'em all fall down with 500 mill +

 

[Trigger]

Justin Bieber is worth more than Xtina.


What kind of new Prince of Pop?

 

[botty]

Makin 'em all fall down with 500 mill +

#queen

Justin Bieber is worth more than Xtina.


What kind of new Prince of Pop?

Here&#8217;s a look at Bieber&#8217;s investments on businesses as reported on the June 2012 issue of the Forbes magazine:

Tinychat. This is a messaging platform. In January, he joined a $1.5 million financing round for this company with A-Grade, an investment fund run by actor Ashton Kutcher, Madonna&#8217;s manager Guy Oseary and billionaire Ron Burkle.

That explains a lot.

 

[Kyon]

http://www.therichest.org/celebnetworth/celeb/singer/madonna-net-worth/

The Hag is doing pretty well. I'm sure her net worth would be much higher if she hadn't financed the construction of the pyramids.

I said damn @ that number.

Welp she is the Queen.

All our faves certainly TRIED.

 

[Koodo]

Even Jessica Simpson is worth more than Xtincta.

 

[DMeisterJ]

I was gonna post Rih's, but she's only worth 72 million. Those $1.29 singles don't do too much to help with that. Good thing she's grossing more on tour tho. I think the Carters' are taxing her too much.

Makin 'em all fall down with 500 mill +

She's so #TRIUMPHANT

 

[Kyon]

Even Jessica Simpson is worth more than Xtincta.

I'm CACKLING @ Xtina still being a FAILURE after all these years. The CONSISTENCY is immaculate. I mean one of the 1st bitches Britney punched out the game who literally has no career and a BILLION DOLLAR EMPIRE is worth more than Xtincta. That's just sad

 

[DMeisterJ]

I thought that POP GAF may have gone soft on the Xtina dragging in OT3, but we're firing on all cylinders just 4 pages in.

Sorry Fighters

 

[Supermanisdead]

That explains a lot.

What kind of business savvy? Bless.

 

[botty]

#minajesty with that 14 million Networth.

Seethe at the fact that her net worth continues to grow.