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Not bad for a 45 years old guy
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DESTROYA
Member
You go first!
haxan7
Banned
My chocolate starfish is forbidden knowledge only few will ever learn
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
This me:
kingwingin
Member
highrider
Banned
Very hard to shake the Ron Perlman resemblance. I get stopped in the grocery store pretty regularly by some middle aged lady in a SAMCRO hoodie
Nealand Liquor
Member
Time to turn this bitch into images of fucking nightmares.
This beauty is the result of running an original of myself making a goofy face through faceapp's auto aging filter twice. Then running it through the forced smile filter. I then auto corrected it through Samsung's stock mobile editor. From there I opened it in snapseed and I applied HDR four seperate times in between more that 50 other other filters including those that allow me to further widen the smile and alter the face orientation.
Fucking enjoy this sexy beast. Try not to jerk off too hard and get coomies all over your screen.
Oh and why not make it even sexier?
Sure thing pal. No problem.
Sleep tight kiddos!
I'm having way too much fun to stop now.
Here I am as a middle aged Karen firmly inbetween the ages of divorced and menopause posting her first ever selfie "on that internets dating app Tinder". As you can tell she's a no bullshit woman that has no time for games. She's divorced, hates cheaters, a mother of three, a sexy "curvy" wine lovin lady who dances like nobody is watching and just got her first "Live, Laugh, Love" tattoo. She's looking for a man who's at least 6'2", in great shape, athletic, financially secure, owns his own house and car. Even though she lists fuck all about her interests or hobbies you better not just message her "Hey", cause motherfucker, she ain't gonna reply to that shit. Also she don't want no hookups of booty calls. You better be prepared to woo the fuck outta her. She knows her worth and is a "catch".
Hmm what next...
Meet Karen's youngest daughter Brook. She's also on Tinder. And Plenty of Fish. And Bumble. And OKcupid. And Zoosk. And Fetlife. And Onlyfans. She was on Ashley Madison for awhile until she found out the Middle Aged "Sugar Daddy" she was sending nudes and talking dirty to while he sent her back pics of him rubbing one out was her real Daddy and that caused a whole "thing" btw. Basically what I'm saying is Brook? Yeah this chick is pure mentally stable class or as her profile header reads she's "whiskey in a tea cup".
The rest of her profile states she "is looking for a family oriented man who will turn her mouth into a daycare for his baby gravy"
She also does anal. You can tell by the deadness in her eyes.
Ok so meet Jessica. She's in university studying to be vet. She doesn't have facebook, Instagram or fuck with dating sites. She doesn't have the time between her studies, volunteering at the hospital for sick kids and also working 20hrs as a waitress to continue to pay her tuition after her stupid slut sister Brook accidentally seduced their father on Ashley Madison and then ratted him out to their Mom because she was "scared people would find out". Her family lost hundreds of thousands in the divorce and her university savings were all eaten up because her mother wanted to "clean that bastard out and make him pay for what he did". In the end it was the lawyers that got most of the money and Jessica never forgave her Mother and refuses to talk to her because she knew exactly what was going on 7 years ago when neighbor Steve would visit when her Dad was out of town.
This beauty is the result of running an original of myself making a goofy face through faceapp's auto aging filter twice. Then running it through the forced smile filter. I then auto corrected it through Samsung's stock mobile editor. From there I opened it in snapseed and I applied HDR four seperate times in between more that 50 other other filters including those that allow me to further widen the smile and alter the face orientation.
Fucking enjoy this sexy beast. Try not to jerk off too hard and get coomies all over your screen.
Oh and why not make it even sexier?
Sure thing pal. No problem.
Sleep tight kiddos!
I'm having way too much fun to stop now.
Here I am as a middle aged Karen firmly inbetween the ages of divorced and menopause posting her first ever selfie "on that internets dating app Tinder". As you can tell she's a no bullshit woman that has no time for games. She's divorced, hates cheaters, a mother of three, a sexy "curvy" wine lovin lady who dances like nobody is watching and just got her first "Live, Laugh, Love" tattoo. She's looking for a man who's at least 6'2", in great shape, athletic, financially secure, owns his own house and car. Even though she lists fuck all about her interests or hobbies you better not just message her "Hey", cause motherfucker, she ain't gonna reply to that shit. Also she don't want no hookups of booty calls. You better be prepared to woo the fuck outta her. She knows her worth and is a "catch".
Hmm what next...
Meet Karen's youngest daughter Brook. She's also on Tinder. And Plenty of Fish. And Bumble. And OKcupid. And Zoosk. And Fetlife. And Onlyfans. She was on Ashley Madison for awhile until she found out the Middle Aged "Sugar Daddy" she was sending nudes and talking dirty to while he sent her back pics of him rubbing one out was her real Daddy and that caused a whole "thing" btw. Basically what I'm saying is Brook? Yeah this chick is pure mentally stable class or as her profile header reads she's "whiskey in a tea cup".
The rest of her profile states she "is looking for a family oriented man who will turn her mouth into a daycare for his baby gravy"
She also does anal. You can tell by the deadness in her eyes.
Ok so meet Jessica. She's in university studying to be vet. She doesn't have facebook, Instagram or fuck with dating sites. She doesn't have the time between her studies, volunteering at the hospital for sick kids and also working 20hrs as a waitress to continue to pay her tuition after her stupid slut sister Brook accidentally seduced their father on Ashley Madison and then ratted him out to their Mom because she was "scared people would find out". Her family lost hundreds of thousands in the divorce and her university savings were all eaten up because her mother wanted to "clean that bastard out and make him pay for what he did". In the end it was the lawyers that got most of the money and Jessica never forgave her Mother and refuses to talk to her because she knew exactly what was going on 7 years ago when neighbor Steve would visit when her Dad was out of town.
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GymWolf
Gold Member
In the paint you look like christopher heyerdahl...(when he act like a psycho)Time to turn this bitch into images of fucking nightmares.
This beauty is the result of running an original of myself making a goofy face through faceapp's auto aging filter twice. Then running it through the forced smile filter. I then auto corrected it through Samsung's stock mobile editor. From there I opened it in snapseed and I applied HDR four seperate times in between more that 50 other other filters including those that allow me to further widen the smile and alter the face orientation.
Fucking enjoy this sexy beast. Try not to jerk off too hard and get coomies all over your screen.
Oh and why not make it even sexier?
Sure thing pal. No problem.
Sleep tight kiddos!
I'm having way too much fun to stop now.
Here I am as a middle aged Karen firmly inbetween the ages of divorced and menopause posting her first ever selfie "on that internets dating app Tinder". As you can tell she's a no bullshit woman that has no time for games. She's divorced, hates cheaters, a mother of three, a sexy "curvy" wine lovin lady who dances like nobody is watching and just got her first "Live, Laugh, Love" tattoo. She's looking for a man who's at least 6'2", in great shape, athletic, financially secure, owns his own house and car. Even though she lists fuck all about her interests or hobbies you better not just message her "Hey", cause motherfucker, she ain't gonna reply to that shit. Also she don't want no hookups of booty calls. You better be prepared to woo the fuck outta her. She knows her worth and is a "catch".
Hmm what next...
Kev Kev
Member
No I’m not high I just naturally look that way and the one thing I‘m really good at is taking shitty pictures.
or liev schreiber
Nealand Liquor
Member
Jesus... Poor guy.In the paint you look like christopher heyerdahl...(when he act like a psycho)
GymWolf
Gold Member
lol why?
MiyazakiHatesKojima
Banned
You look like a homosexual in this picture.
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Elektro Demon
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Stiflers Mom
Banned
Trolling MS threads seems to take its toll on you.Today, abs doing fine
No gram of fat on that body..
FemdomFilmFan
Banned
Redlancet
Banned
Nah, laughing at desilusional Microsoft fanboys fuels my training
and 3 others
Banned
The name checks out.
Redlancet
Banned
Tell me more
GymWolf
Gold Member
I bet that nurses have zero problems when they have to find a vein for a shot...Today, abs doing fine
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Redlancet
Banned
nursers have zero problems with a lot of things
DeafTourette
Perpetually Offended
The most cursed couple's costume -- an e-girl and her white knight.
You're cute
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Halo is Back
Member
You will never know my identity!
Me thinking about what I done to Halo
Halo is Back
Member
That is one handsome dog
The dog and I.
My poor arms have got so skinny in lockdown.
Halo is Back
Member
Then you need to hit the gym like I did. I gained muscle so fast because I had like no body fat. It was actually pretty awesome how fast I gained while still eating da pizza and other shit foodMy stomach is practically a black hole.
(Sorry for three post in a row, I have sinned but couldn't help myself)
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
This pretty much sums up my experience on Tinder.
Halo is Back
Member
Tinder is a shit app with a lot of shit people in it imo.This pretty much sums up my experience on Tinder.
Stiflers Mom
Banned
You'd be surprised how I don't look like Jennifer Coolidge.
JimiNutz
Banned
In fairness a lot of people say that I look different in pictures than in real life. Some people have mastered the art of the photograph where as I'm lucky if I'm even looking at the camera lol
I posted this in the MMA thread but here's an oldie of me and one of my favourite fighters Forrest Griffin.
And a more recent one of the gf and I
DESTROYA
Member
In a good or bad way ? Because Taysan looks exactly like I would picture him as.
plushyp
Member
You look happier posing with Forrest than you do with your girlfriend.In fairness a lot of people say that I look different in pictures than in real life. Some people have mastered the art of the photograph where as I'm lucky if I'm even looking at the camera lol
I posted this in the MMA thread but here's an oldie of me and one of my favourite fighters Forrest Griffin.
And a more recent one of the gf and I
Pic 1: "That's my bro!"
Pic 2: "Sigh, not this again..."
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JimiNutz
Banned
I mean Griffith was/is one of my idols.
My gf is just the girl that cooks for me, cleans, provides companionship and provides me unconditional love.
Of course I was more excited to meet Forrest
Also the pic with my gf was a BBQ day so I was at least 70cl into a bottle of JD by that point.
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teezzy
Banned
It's a real mixture of both.
notseqi
Member
Let me know when you fuck up the relationship.In fairness a lot of people say that I look different in pictures than in real life. Some people have mastered the art of the photograph where as I'm lucky if I'm even looking at the camera lol
I posted this in the MMA thread but here's an oldie of me and one of my favourite fighters Forrest Griffin.
And a more recent one of the gf and I
JimiNutz
Banned
10 years strong.
Should probably marry her soon.
She beat the first boss on Bloodborne (while drunk) after only a few attempts yesterday and I knew then that she probably deserved a ring sometime soon after that.
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
How's her head game? lol. Yes, put a ring on her if that's what she wants.
JimiNutz
Banned
She's been pretty solid for 10 years in fairness.
I'm pretty anti-marriage which is why I've avoided it for so long but she's probably earned a proposal.