Post a picture of yourself, if you dare...

I don't have a long neck god dammit :lollipop_squinting:

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It is a bit complicated, we didn't saw each other that much before the wedding so i wasn't even aware that she had a boyfriend already, but her (female) friend asked her to have my cellphone number, so it wasn't a complete waste of time i guess.

Thats the only reason you go to a marriage as a single. ;)

Its always a fun time when you meet the right woman.
 
Thats the only reason you go to a marriage as a single. ;)

Its always a fun time when you meet the right woman.
Lol i kinda hate weddings, i never find elegant shoes of my size and i don't believe in wedding at all so for me it's just several hours of cringe to endure.
 
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I have multiple collections #thisiswhyimpoor, horror stuff is one of them, A Nightmare on Elm Street has been my favorite since I was a kid (back in the days where we could watch them as young children and didn't go out and kill everyone on the block). The picture above my bed, a satisfying game of cards between friends.




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To satisfy building my collections further, I am just going to get some face tattoos so I can be a mumble rapper and make millions, it seems the face tattoos are all you need for that. Runaway septum for shits and giggles.


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I have multiple collections #thisiswhyimpoor, horror stuff is one of them, A Nightmare on Elm Street has been my favorite since I was a kid (back in the days where we could watch them as young children and didn't go out and kill everyone on the block). The picture above my bed, a satisfying game of cards between friends.




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To satisfy building my collections further, I am just going to get some face tattoos so I can be a mumble rapper and make millions, it seems the face tattoos are all you need for that. Runaway septum for shits and giggles.


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Don't forget fake shark teeth, rainbow rasta and being a snitch, that's the formula for success, you can call yourself Redfield69.
 
I have multiple collections #thisiswhyimpoor, horror stuff is one of them, A Nightmare on Elm Street has been my favorite since I was a kid (back in the days where we could watch them as young children and didn't go out and kill everyone on the block). The picture above my bed, a satisfying game of cards between friends.




DT3mdmW.jpg



To satisfy building my collections further, I am just going to get some face tattoos so I can be a mumble rapper and make millions, it seems the face tattoos are all you need for that. Runaway septum for shits and giggles.


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Where's your Nightmare on Elm Street 2 poster??

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2 is great, 3 is my favorite, the Freddy's Dead poster I got there was from a local video store that had it hanging up when the movie was going to VHS so my mom asked if I could have it when it when they were done with it #score
 
2 is great, 3 is my favorite, the Freddy's Dead poster I got there was from a local video store that had it hanging up when the movie was going to VHS so my mom asked if I could have it when it when they were done with it #score
Dream Warriors is indeed the best. You have good taste.

Did nush nush ever post a pic of himself? He's a lady killer so I'm assuming he's Henry Cavil.
 
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Damn p_xavier p_xavier . From the photograph I wouldn't assume that you were a cancer patient having a breakdown, banging a 60 year old and a homosexual. You're looking fly my man.
109k$ of plastic surgery helps. (and no Bogdanoff type) But thanks. (you can search on the surgeries, with pics, on previous old posts)
 
109k$ of plastic surgery helps. (and no Bogdanoff type) But thanks. (you can search on the surgeries, with pics, on previous old posts)
You appear to have got your money's worth and then some, I'm sure many women say the same. I'm not saying that I would because I don't swing that way... but I'm not saying that I wouldn't either, ayyyyy!
 
You appear to have got your money's worth and then some, I'm sure many women say the same. I'm not saying that I would because I don't swing that way... but I'm not saying that I wouldn't either, ayyyyy!
Haha, I had a big hole in my skull, so got a cranioplasty and got a stronger jaw. I'm big on brotherhood in general.
 
Posted this in the Merry Christmas thread but I figured I should post it here too since my last post was a few years back...

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This was basically my response to people thinking I'm some sort of Xbox shill.
 
So many brave people here, I'm to pussy to do it, you never know who is going to wank to your picture and fill your face with the filthy substance.
 
So many brave people here, I'm to pussy to do it, you never know who is going to wank to your picture and fill your face with the filthy substance.
You should take that as a compliment. They could always throw their computer out the window in disgust instead.
 
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I can't give my photo because there's a small chance that one of you knows me and that, depending on who has more posts, one of us will be lacking a life. And it might be me. The photo i put up ages ago is already too much because it's plastered across my (now neglected) Facebook lol
 
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