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[DAHGAMING]

no chance this russian midget weasel twat can best phil spencer

p.s did the missus get you gaf gold for christmas mate?

Hopefully Phils got some magic to counter this Putin monstrosity.

Nah the Gaf Gold is courtesy of the new benefit package Starmers put me on, said I needed it for my quality of life, he said no worries hes just tax the working man abit more.

Just got a few bits for Christmas, few bottles of drink, I throw most stuff back in the face if im gifted anything that isnt Microsoft, had a few heated Christmas days because of it, fallen out with some family about it, fuck um, Xbox is my real family now .

 

[Drew1440]

They call it FOG Play because it has the draw distance of N64 games. Also what's stopping them from importing a console from China with a HiSilicon processor?

 

[RagnarokIV]

Hopefully Phils got some magic to counter this Putin monstrosity.

Nah the Gaf Gold is courtesy of the new benefit package Starmers put me on, said I needed it for my quality of life, he said no worries hes just tax the working man abit more.

Just got a few bits for Christmas, few bottles of drink, I throw most stuff back in the face if im gifted anything that isnt Microsoft, had a few heated Christmas days because of it, fallen out with some family about it, fuck um, Xbox is my real family now .

mental news innit

aye i need to sign on soon with a 'bad back' or summink. getting proper fed up of working to pay my mortgage, havent got enough time to piss about with that when the pool team need me to go on a bender on school nights

 

[nemiroff]

It'll conquer the North Korean video game market within three days.

 

[SF Kosmo]

Dendy's back motherfuckers

 

[Forsete]

It'll conquer the North Korean video game market within three days.

"Day 1042: We still don't have more than 20% or the market?"

 

[DAHGAMING]

mental news innit

aye i need to sign on soon with a 'bad back' or summink. getting proper fed up of working to pay my mortgage, havent got enough time to piss about with that when the pool team need me to go on a bender on school nights

Yes bruv its worth it, i just chill out on the estate or deal abit down the park in my full grey tracksuit, working my way up to khaki trackie. Let me know when your on the dole aswell, il come down from Glasgow meet up in Southend hang about on the Kursaal estate, might have to move back anyway as im to rough for this lot up here.

 

[JimboJones]

Press blyat to start CoD: Special Military Operation

 

[Spukc]

Russian snakes

 

[Guerilla Munch]

we got a Putin console before GTA6

 

[petricore]

There is this irl version of ukrainian farming simulator tho:

Hahahaha well i never saw this gif, but Ukrainian farmers are famous for pulling off Russian military assets... Someday there will be a game about it

 

[petricore]

I would feel bad for Russians, but I only have space for feeling bad for Ukrainians right now.

Slava ukraina

 

[YeulEmeralda]

This doesn't make sense. The small part of Russian society that can afford a PS5 can just buy one on the black market.

The rest of the country will just shit in the woods and bow to their czar like they have always done.

 

[Venom Snake]

Amazing, they created a game console before they created a sewage system.

 

[Saber]

Can't wait to play...wait a minute...

Paukoobraznyy Samets I guess?

 

[SNG32]

well it looks Russian. Especially with that 2002 Mad Katz Xbox controller.

 

[Randall365]

Who needs a GPU when you have the GRU!

Russian IGN will give it 10/10 and the designer will end up in a gulag when they realise that he has spent the budget on something else.

 

[zeomax]

Didn't the Russian government also say they were working on a domestic Unreal Engine competitor back in 2022? Whatever happened to that?

Russian government collides with reality, rejects plans to fund a 'national game engine'

But a mysterious private investor has stepped in to keep the project alive.

www.pcgamer.com

 

[PharaoTutAnchAmun]

How DARE they!

Yeah bad choice

 

[bad guy]

But can it run Tetris?

 

[Trilobit]

Didn't the Russian government also say they were working on a domestic Unreal Engine competitor back in 2022? Whatever happened to that?

It wouldn't surprise me if they got a billion dollars for it and then presented an Unreal Engine 1 competitor and were shocked to know Putin meant UE5.

 

[SportsFan581]

What more could you really expect?

 

[consoul]

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