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[01011001]

Take it up with Google translate mein lieber Bruder. ♡

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

That's still a thing right?

 

[Grildon Tundy]

I wish I read books more. But it seems the only reason to engage in them as opposed to any other form of media is philosophy & i really couldnt care much bout that

The density of information and speed at which you can process and retain that information is significantly better through reading vs other forms of media. Maybe just my opinion.

 

[ProgenitorCastle]

Wednesdays at work drag...not just at work even, they drag period.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Isn’t schnitzel the German word for wang?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

The density of information and speed at which you can process and retain that information is significantly better through reading vs other forms of media. Maybe just my opinion.

Perhaps, or rather yes when able. In my case I rather listen. But has it's reasons.

Isn’t schnitzel the German word for wang?

Stop sharing your code words for dick. Please.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Passed by a house earlier and I'm not sure if they just had a KFC delivery or their sewage pipe is busted.

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[01011001]

Isn’t schnitzel the German word for wang?

the beauty of the human penis is that almost every word can be used to describe it.

"damn, that ball hit me right in my minivan"
"hey wanna see my spicy taco?"
"Suck my trombone!"
"aw fuck, I caught my cinnamon roll in the zipper!"

 

[Grildon Tundy]

the beauty of the human penis is that almost every word can be used to describe it.

"damn, that ball hit me right in my minivan"
"hey wanna see my spicy taco?"
"Suck my trombone!"
"aw fuck, I caught my cinnamon roll in the zipper!"

The Americans have one word for "love" and 200,000+ for "schlong".

Example #112,634: "That's not a schlong, that's a schlittle."

 

[01011001]

The Americans have one word for "love" and 200,000+ for "schlong".

Example #112,634: "That's not a schlong, that's a schlittle."

mhhh...
shouldn't it be "schlort"?

SCHLONG / SCHLORT

not as catchy I guess

 

[Grildon Tundy]

mhhh...
shouldn't it be "schlort"?

SCHLONG / SCHLORT

not as catchy I guess

You just identified example #112,635

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Lul. (Penis)
Kut. (Vagina)

Most dutchies say KUT! When something happens like spilling your coffee and such.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Reference to the office girl?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I’m planning on giving the misses kut and bit of the ol’ lul if you know what I mean.

 

[John Marston]

The Americans have one word for "love" and 200,000+ for "schlong".

Example #112,634: "That's not a schlong, that's a schlittle."

Or dick, rod and Johnson

 

[West Texas CEO]

Reference to the office girl?

He doesn't know..

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

He doesn't know..

Don't be so cryptic..

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I love sipping my morning coffee out my kanjobazooie "mouse balls gathering scheme mug" while waking up.

 

[kanjobazooie]

I love sipping my morning coffee out my kanjobazooie "mouse balls gathering scheme mug" while waking up.

I would sign that mug for you if I could.

 

[KrakenIPA]

Make sure you keep a few bottles of water in your refrigerator. That way, when the occasion arises, you are able to offer someone a cold bottle of water.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I would sign that mug for you if I could.

You're a sweetheart.

I could ofcourse send it to you. But I have the slightest suspicion I wouldn't get it back seeing it's probably the only evidence of your occult gathering process.

 

[John Marston]

I was looking to buy a recent good tennis game but nothing seems to hold up to Top Spin back in the day.

I then remembered the tennis in GTA 5 was pretty good so that's all I've been doing the last hour

Crazy how a side activity in a Rockstar game is better than a whole other studio's effort dedicating themselves 200% to the same thing.

As a game dev I did my share of overtime & 24 hour shifts but everytime I boot up a Rockstar game my first thought goes to all the human suffering that made this possible

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I was looking to buy a recent good tennis game but nothing seems to hold up to Top Spin back in the day.

I then remembered the tennis in GTA 5 was pretty good so that's all I've been doing the last hour

Crazy how a side activity in a Rockstar game is better than a whole other studio's effort dedicating themselves 200% to the same thing.

As a game dev I did my share of overtime & 24 hour shifts but everytime I boot up a Rockstar game my first thought goes to all the human suffering that made this possible

I've not played much tennis IRL but there is something magical about the older games. I forget the exact one but there's some Japanese tennis game on the Super Famicom that was an absolute blast to play on emulator.

WiiSports was probably the last big tennis game I enjoyed. I really wanted to get that Mario Tennis game on Switch (maybe I still should

 

[John Marston]

I really wanted to get that Mario Tennis game on Switch (maybe I still should

I was a bit disappointed at first because with all bells on it's basically a fighting game disguised as tennis.
But the cheeky bastards at Nintendo thought of everything; you can activate "simple mode" for a purer form of tennis

 

[Celcius]

I'm so glad it's Friday. It's been SUCH a long week. I didn't realize how tired I was until the week was over.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I'm so glad it's Friday. It's been SUCH a long week. I didn't realize how tired I was until the week was over.

So, what are your plans for the weekend? Get rest or perhaps unwind in some other fashion?

 

[Celcius]

So, what are your plans for the weekend? Get rest or perhaps unwind in some other fashion?

My mom's birthday is this weekend so I plan to visit with family. Other than that, relax until Monday!

 

[West Texas CEO]

I need some liquor..

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I need some liquor..

Maybe some benzos.


It's me who creates my reality. Don't let external factors deceive you. Don't blow your mind with why.

Intuition >> thoughts

 

[West Texas CEO]

Maybe some benzos.


It's me who creates my reality. Don't let external factors deceive you. Don't blow your mind with why.

Intuition >> thoughts

Nah, I'm serious, man. I hate being sober. I'd rather sleep than not be drunk.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Nah, I'm serious, man. I hate being sober. I'd rather sleep than not be drunk.

I was serious as well. (Bromazelam)

WE have to cope.

unfortunately.

There are other ways.

Not advocating just sharing.

 

[West Texas CEO]

WE have to cope.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Walking works wonders.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Dinner time with my buddy JonLevi @ YouTube

 

[01011001]

Walking works wonders.

 

[badblue]

Walking works wonders.

 

[V1LÆM]

I think the charging on my iPhone is fucked. At this point as it's out of warranty it seems the best thing to do will be to buy a new phone. Apple will want stupid money to fix or replace it. I might get one of those wireless chargers to do me until the new iPhone is out.

 

[Celcius]

Remember that 2 year or so period where everyone wanted curved TVs? What were they thinking lol

 

[01011001]

Remember that 2 year or so period where everyone wanted curved TVs? What were they thinking lol

curved TVs truly were a really stupid idea.

but the concept was successfully adopted in the PC monitor space, where it makes a lot more sense

 

[West Texas CEO]

I'm eating toasted coconut .

What a time to be alive!

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I'm eating toasted coconut .

What a time to be alive!

Stop lying.

Anyways, I love my new avatar.

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[West Texas CEO]

Was gukst du?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

curved TVs truly were a really stupid idea.

but the concept was successfully adopted in the PC monitor space, where it makes a lot more sense

 

[badblue]

Heavy rain fall warning for my area tonight. 75mm or more of rain is estimated before the storm blows through. Looks to be bigger then the storm that came through 2-3 weeks ago. Weather map shows the worst part of the to be coming right over head too. Oh and weather alert updated for hail.

Going to be a fun night.

 

[V1LÆM]

i hate when people say " he was drunk behind the wheel! " or " she was put behind bars! ".

well i ain't gonna fucking drive my car infront of the wheel and if you put me infront of the bars then what the fuck is the point in prison?

 

[kanjobazooie]

i hate when people say " he was drunk behind the wheel!! " or " she was put behind bars! ".

well i ain't gonna fucking drive my car infront of the wheel and if you put me infront of the bars then what the fuck is the point in prison?

I can't get behind this.

 

[V1LÆM]

I can't get behind this.

dont ye be fuckin with me man

 

[ProgenitorCastle]

I want to expand in so many directions...I want to be truly free...creatively, personally, etc. But sadly I feel trapped, limited. There's cultural pressures for example for me to remain the way I currently am. I can't just have my way easily unfortunately. Even if things work out and I find or get what I want, I have to confront the forces holding me back one day...or I might die before that time comes. Who knows