Random thoughts.

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First we had Joe Biden. Then dark Brandon started trending. But now.... Dank Brandon.

Wiping out federal crimes for simple marijuana possession vaults Joe into top 3 presidents of all time.
 
Just came home with a pizza from Papa John's (utilizing my once a month "treat" ticket :messenger_pensive:). I was getting an upset stomach before I even called. My body was begging me to call Duke's (a local mom & pop's place that sells great homemade food) instead. But I was too tired and rushed to listen. I could smell a toxic smell as I went into the place. I could smell that disgusting toxic smell the whole ride home. But of course, I ate it anyway.

I kid you not in saying, I think it would have been healthier for me to dig around in an outside dumpster for food than to have consumed that because at least the outside trash would be fermenting from the heat, thus at least offering some semblance of probiotic nutrition.
 
I know I sound like a CHIPS WHORE but those are pretty good!
Crunchy yet not too spicy for my pussy palate.

I did a fabulous marketing display on my kitchen counter.

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Just saw this headline. Sometimes something on the internet just catches your eye. No idea what's happening:

Golden Kamuy Penis Sizes Officially Ranked By Manga's Creator

 
Watching Texas beat down Oklahoma yesterday was one of the best things I've seen in a while.
Almost on par with Luka demolishing the Suns in game 7.
 
Do you think it's possible to literally kill yourself by eating an entire container (in one sitting) of Ben & Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk?

I bought one of those small containers a while back, and have been nursing it for about three months now. It had been years since I'd had it, and the first spoonful this time around was so insanely sweet, I could only eat about one or two spoonfuls. Anyway, I just went in for a little more, and was looking at the nutritional info. The calories weren't alarming, though unsurprisingly high. But the saturated fat percentage for an entire container is 215% of a person's daily allowance. :messenger_astonished: That sure seems like heart-attack territory, no?
 
In my opinion, C4 is the best energy drink on the market.
It will literally have you tingling..
Now, if they could make a version that had the same effect on my genitalia..
 
Getting older sucks. My back hurts for no reason. Was just sitting at my desk doing work. Now I am laying in bed with my laptop and tablet trying to finish up what I can before the aspirin takes me.
 
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I'm not saying all doctors are idiots, just that most doctors seem uneducated (and/or don't give a fuck about the quality of the work they do). The information is freely available on government websites, clinically composed, based on actual human testing. Why is such simple yet vital information not being conveyed to the patient (i.e. me)? Why am I having to research this shit myself after the fact?
 
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I'm not saying all doctors are idiots, just that most doctors seems uneducated (and/or don't give a fuck about the quality of the work they do). The information is freely available on government websites, clinically composed, based on actual human testing. Why is such simple yet vital information not being conveyed to the patient (i.e. me)? Why am I having to research this shit myself after the fact?
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I'm not saying all doctors are idiots, just that most doctors seem uneducated (and/or don't give a fuck about the quality of the work they do). The information is freely available on government websites, clinically composed, based on actual human testing. Why is such simple yet vital information not being conveyed to the patient (i.e. me)? Why am I having to research this shit myself after the fact?
Ask for a new GP. I think some get burnt out. I imagine it's frustrating for them with the crazy obesity levels and whatnot. The general public seemingly does not care about their health.
 
i guess i drink coffee now.

in all my life i could count on one hand the amount of times i've drank coffee. in the last 24 hours i've drank more coffee than i have in my entire life. not sure where the craving came from but it's here.
 
so our capital is having a "major incident" training for police soon. last time it happened was for COVID (which according to the article happened in 2017...) and this one is in relation to "hazardous materials". it's "pre-planned" apparently. bullshit. seems suspicious.

what does the government know that we don't?
 
so our capital is having a "major incident" training for police soon. last time it happened was for COVID (which according to the article happened in 2017...) and this one is in relation to "hazardous materials". it's "pre-planned" apparently. bullshit. seems suspicious.

what does the government know that we don't?
Without getting political, I'll tell you this. Lots of warning signs everywhere during the past week. Freaky stuff
 
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so our capital is having a "major incident" training for police soon. last time it happened was for COVID (which according to the article happened in 2017...) and this one is in relation to "hazardous materials". it's "pre-planned" apparently. bullshit. seems suspicious.

what does the government know that we don't?
What country are you from?
 
everytime I think about the girl group Billlie, I always thought of Billie Eilish + one of her songs (especially bury a friend) for some reason since they both have pretty much the same name lol
 
I've decided to watch all of my weekly streaming shows on just one night a week, for now Sunday. See if the delayed gratification combined with pseudo binging makes me feel differently. The wait to watch the latest ep of Andor is killing me though.
 
I've decided to watch all of my weekly streaming shows on just one night a week, for now Sunday. See if the delayed gratification combined with pseudo binging makes me feel differently. The wait to watch the latest ep of Andor is killing me though.
How can you possibly adopt the mannerisms and mindset of your favorite (AKA the best) characters if you see 6 different ones in one sitting?
 
so our capital is having a "major incident" training for police soon. last time it happened was for COVID (which according to the article happened in 2017...) and this one is in relation to "hazardous materials". it's "pre-planned" apparently. bullshit. seems suspicious.

what does the government know that we don't?
Probably training for a false flag attack
 
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