Random thoughts.

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Celcius said:
If I was a billionaire I'd create a rival to Twitch or Youtube but then get rid of ALL the ads so that no one ever had to see them again.
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If I was a trillionaire I'd lobby the government to make all forms of advertising and revenue gained through advertising illegal and unconstitutional. No more annoying ads for everybody.
 
It sucks that we spend the best part of the day (when the sun is out) working but then when I get off work and want to go outside and go places then the sun is already going down.
 
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if you can piss like a racehorse does that mean your bladder has a horsepower rating?
 
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Celcius said:
It sucks that we spend the best part of the day (when the sun is out) working but then when I get off work and want to go outside and go places then the sun is already going down.
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It's one reason I liked teaching, you take them out to play and everyone gets to run around a bit
 
People think it's weird to eat ice pops in the winter time but the very same people will drink a scalding hot cup of tea on the hottest day of the year.
 
LostDonkey said:
People think it's weird to eat ice pops in the winter time but the very same people will drink a scalding hot cup of tea on the hottest day of the year.
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Eat whatever you want whenever you want. Doesn't matter if it's coffee in the summer or ice cream in the winter.

Just prepare yourself for hypothermia and heatstroke
 
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Open the fridge. see 2 cups of yogurt. Peel the lid off the first one and lick it. Tastes weird.

Actually reads the label.

It's cottage cheese.

I've been hoodwinked.
 
Do it hops. But first watch their cabbage patch baby playlist. Shit's freaky af and real to boot think symbolic
 
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22•22 said:
One more weekend and 2 months without smoking 30 cigs a day
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I've got an addictive personality so I've made it a personal goal of mine not to get into any drugs at all, even the relatively harmless stuff like weed or LSD. I really like the idea of having a trip but I worry I'd end up getting super hooked to it

Also, I remember trying brussels sprouts at a Golden Corral once and ended up liking them. People HATE those things. I feel weird.
 
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64bitmodels said:
I've got an addictive personality so I've made it a personal goal of mine not to get into any drugs at all, even the relatively harmless stuff like weed or LSD. I really like the idea of having a trip but I worry I'd end up getting super hooked to it
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Same. All or nothing. Although we'll have our nuances.
 
I wish there was a restaurant that sold that pizza they served in grade school. I'd pay fucking $6 or $7 a slice. I'd pay ballpark prices a slice.
 
sedg87 said:
I wish I had the money to move out of the absolute shit-hole of a city I live in.
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Once I was finally making really good money I was able to move out of the shittiest shit town in the nearby seven cities into the trendy downtown of the nicest city.

After a year all I wanted to do was move back to the shitty city, I missed it so much. Thankfully my now wife talked me out of it.
 
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The GAF advertising algorithm has determined based on my posting history that I'd be excellent at helping people with disabilities get in shape. :pie_thinking:
 
The blackpill theory sounds lame and for doomers. Imagine giving up on dating and having sex entirely because some arbitrary standard rendered you too ugly to find a chick. That's only something a 15 year old would take seriously...

Like i get being demotivated by your looks but I feel like giving up entirely sounds doomerish, and sad. Then again I have no interest in dating, i'm just an outsider looking in
 
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64bitmodels said:
The blackpill theory sounds lame and for doomers. Imagine giving up on dating and having sex entirely because some arbitrary standard rendered you too ugly to find a chick. That's only something a 15 year old would take seriously...

Like i get being demotivated by your looks but I feel like giving up entirely sounds doomerish, and sad. Then again I have no interest in dating, i'm just an outsider looking in
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Guy's that think they are too ugly to find a chick also refuse to date fat chicks.

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