Random thoughts.

So musk is getting rid of dms on Twitter cause Tiffany Fong told him she didn't want his children. He actually dm this chicken outta the blue and since he got rejected he's deleted the DM function.

What a cuck
 
I've been on a 2 week vacation and tomorrow is my last day. I didn't even really go anywhere but it's just been so nice being off work and chilling, being able to just go to the store or the mall in the middle of the day without all the traffic, etc...
I'd retire right now if I could.
 
It always amazes me when recovering alcoholics can tell you exactly how long they've been sober.

Like "I've been sober 6 years 4 months 3 weeks and 2 days".

What a mental burden to carry around.
Just let go and live your life jeezz.
 
I whispered "spaghetti" to my sink and now it won't stop humming

It's not even a recognizable tune, just this low, unsettling drone like it's buffering a memory from another dimension. I haven't done dishes in three days because I'm afraid it'll start singing opera in Latin.

What if plumbing is just the nervous system of the house and I accidentally gave mine anxiety?
 
I whispered "spaghetti" to my sink and now it won't stop humming

It's not even a recognizable tune, just this low, unsettling drone like it's buffering a memory from another dimension. I haven't done dishes in three days because I'm afraid it'll start singing opera in Latin.

What if plumbing is just the nervous system of the house and I accidentally gave mine anxiety?

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I like dogs and I like watching dog videos, but some of the comments are straight up nauseating

I hate people who act like dogs know they got adopted

Or that dogs smile. Dogs don't smile.

They're not sitting there thinking, "Wow, I just got a second chance at life." with a big smile on their face. It's just a new environment with new smells

And don't let me get started on the cunts who say "we don't deserve dogs"
 
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I like dogs and I like watching dog videos, but some of the comments are straight up nauseating

I hate people who act like dogs know they got adopted

Or that dogs smile. Dogs don't smile.

They're not sitting there thinking, "Wow, I just got a second chance at life." with a big smile on their face. It's just a new environment with new smells

And don't let me get started on the cunts who say "we don't deserve dogs"

You Grinch 👀

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