The Technomancer
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Wait what? What the fuck? Why does this sound awesome. Okay so there's also a lot of Dawson's Creek high-school teen sex drama apparently, but you know what, those shows were a guilty pleasure when I was a teen and this whole mashup just sounds bizarre and who the hell greenlit this?
http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2016/07/24/sdcc-riverdale-pilot-review
Jughead is obsessed with the death of Jason
And yes, it is a CW show
http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2016/07/24/sdcc-riverdale-pilot-review
The Twin Peaks influences are most compelling: in style, color, tone, score and even plot, the Riverdale pilot brings to mind the first episode of Twin Peaks with great clarity. Riverdale is a tiny, stylish community with eye-catching landmarks: The Bijou theater, MLJ comics shop (a nod to MLJ Magazines, the company that founded Archie Comics), Pop Tate's Choklit Shoppe, a retro diner lifted directly from the pages of the comics. Everything looks atmospheric and alluring; the colors are cool blues and greys interspersed with bright pops of color. And, in a manner deliberately reminiscent of Twin Peaks, a dead body even washes ashore in the first hour of the series.
Yes, the first season of Riverdale will be a murder mystery - who killed Jason Blossom, the twin brother to Queen B Mean Girl Cheryl Blossom? In a breathtaking segment opening the episode, he and Cheryl take a canoe out on the river, but only Cheryl returns. The creepy parts of Riverdale are legitimately creepy, and when we see Jason's dead body in the final moments before the credits, it's a pretty gnarly reveal. There's plenty of mystery surrounding the Blossoms, but most of the adult characters are nestled in intrigue, as well: Twin Peaks' Mädchen Amick plays Betty's mother Alice, who has a deep, fiery loathing for the Blossom siblings. Luke Perry is Archie's father Fred, who has a romantic past with Veronica's mother Hermione, played by Marisol Nichols.
Jughead is obsessed with the death of Jason
And what of my favorite character, one Mr. Jughead Jones? Cole Sprouse is heard but not seen for much of the pilot, as our show's moody, noirish narrator, something of a loner. Halfway through the episode, Archie runs into Jughead at Pop Tate's, and we learn that they used to be friends until some unknown offense of Archie's separated the two. There's a nod to Jughead's omnipresent crown in a beanie that's sort of folded up into points, and I know that will drive you guys crazy, but I kind of like it. Jughead is obsessed with the mystery surrounding Jason Blossom - we find him taking notes as he sits by himself at the diner.
And yes, it is a CW show
There's a lot of sex in this new world, stuff that will doubtlessly earn the most controversy, ire or scorn of anything in the series. Miss Grundy (Sarah Habel) is a hot, young teacher, and she and Archie are both trying to move on from an ill-advised affair over the summer. Betty and Veronica kiss in one scene that kind of makes sense for the plot, Moose (Cody Kearsley) is a closet case getting some down-low Kevin Keller action. Betty and Archie are both introduced in shirtless scenes; Betty's on Adderall. People are going to be annoyed. As a dyed-in-the-wool lover of trashy teen television (and a legitimate childhood fan of Archie Comics!), I loved it.