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SANTO and the STUNGUN

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Deleted member 1235

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GLoK

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Man, you really didn't give this one a lot of thought... there's a reason it's called "The Shocker" and not "The pleasant surprise".

I'd say that girl is a write-off as far as you're concerned, if yer lucky, she'll give you the chance to apologize, but hell I wouldn't be trying ANYTHING out of the ordinary for a long long time if I was you.
 
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andthebeatgoeson

Junior Member
Santo said:
Alright, I hate to bring my girl problems to the board because I'm sick of the drama, but, I have no where left to turn.... so...

Last night me and my girlfriend were hanging out (we've been dating for about 1 month now but we knew each other since we were kids) the other night and she was laying stomach down on the bed, with me on top. We were alone in the house (parents on vacation) and had been laying there all through fear factor. and of course, i got turned on and asked my GF to take off her pants and i started spanking her. so yeah, that lead to me using my fingers and i did the "shocker" which is one finger in her behind and two in the front and she got really freaked out.

even though she seemed turned on as hell (even said she was gonna get off soon) and making a lot of noises she got stood up really quick and put her underwear and pants on. she then asked me what the hell I was doing and stormed out... i tried calling her all night but she didnt answer her phone.

i talked to her friend today online and she said she thought what i did was really disgusting and apparently feels awkward even thinking about being around me. i really like this girl A LOT but dont know how to justify what i did without asking.

please only post serious responses.
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Sounds familiar. I was getting it on with the girly at the time in high school. So, it's no problem for any chick to palm my ass. But after awhile, her hands started to linger and then slowly move to the crack. That's what I like to call the deal breaker.

I didn't throw a hissy fit like your chick (oh wait, I'll feel real stupid if this is a joke thread), but I got up immediately, didn't say a word, walked over to get my pants and put them on. The room was totally silent as I guess we were just kids trying to find our sexual paths. For me, that wasn't one of them. It's funny to me at how abruptly I just got up from mid stroke and how we just didn't talk about it. Never said a word about it to each other. Now, I would be like, Bitch woah.
 
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Drinky Crow

Banned
so yeah, that lead to me using my fingers and i did the "shocker" which is one finger in her behind and two in the front and she got really freaked out.
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STUNGUN!!!

Two in da pink, one in da stink!

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Yeah, you're boned. Don't ever, EVER get sex ideas from porn unless the chick invites you to watch it with her and CLEARLY indicates that she thinks it's hot. Always ask the chick before trying something, er, radical.

The wife sez: "The stungun is grounds for divorce, jagoff." :(
 
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aoi tsuki

Member
MonkeyBoy said:
first give her some space to think more and let her come to you on her time, she will respect you more for it. also make yourself approachable. if she does not come to you with in a week then i guess you will need to make another iniative to talk.
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Agreed.

Next time tease her before you slip a finger in. Like if you're fingering her and she's on her stomach, work your way from her pussy, to between her cheeks, to the area around her asshole. If she objects to sticking anything in, she'll tell you when you get too close. In any case, go slow and let her tell you (through words, breathing, etc.) what she likes and doesn't like.
 
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ballhog

Member
Well, just keep bugging her, and next time remember, two in the ass, one in the snatch, but that one should be the thumb. Seriously though, if she's going to freak out every time you stick something in her ass, that's trouble. And who asks?
 
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fart

Savant
it started off strong but petered out quickly.

the thread itself needs a shocker.

also, she watched fear factor. dump her dude
 
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BuddyC

Member
I know you asked for serious responses, but, well, I'm sorry.

I was bored tonight while hanging out with friends at a coffee house. I read this thread aloud, and well, everyone is almost in tears.

Girl says "You shouldn't stick anything in a girl's rectal area if you've only been dating a month. Even after a bunch of time, ASK FIRST."

Pat says "You need to sit down and be frank with her. You can't avoid this."

Me? I'm enjoying this immensely. I mean seriously, you're gonna be known as the AssMan or something. Keep up updated.
 
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JackFrost2012

Banned
Okay, let me see if I have this straight:

Your girlfriend is upset because you assaulted her anus via horrific techniques you saw whilst watching unrealistic pornography. In an attempt to smooth things over, you turn to a videogame forum for advice.

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No matter what you intended, I think this qualifies as a joke thread.

Here's a Pro-Tip for the future, tho: DON'T STICK THINGS UP PEOPLE'S BUTTS WITHOUT PERMISSION.
 
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miyuru

Member
Maybe she was about to groundhog.

In any case, you can say you were looking out for her, and checking her temperature.

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Pfffffffffffffffthahahahhaha this is too easy!
 
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Deleted member 1235

Unconfirmed Member
Ferrio said:
OH SHIT YOU"VE DOOMED US ALL ZEENBOR REMOVE IT REMOVE IT
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this thread would be much MUCH funnier without your warnings.
 
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norinrad21

Banned
Give it up Santo, all her girl friends know about what you did, its all over for you. You might get some pu**y from one of her friends though.
 
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fennec fox

ferrets ferrets ferrets ferrets FERRETS!!!
Or some bunghole.

Anyway, the correct answer is
Kermit the Frog's finger
. Thank you
 
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snaildog

Member
catfish said:
Just tell her you read some guys magazine and it said girls would love it, act sorry and stupid and tell her you won't do it again unless she asks you to.
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Seriously, that is probably your best option. It'll make you look less of a weirdo and more of a dumbarse.
 
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