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[Wastelander92]

Don’t sit on the toilet for more than 10 minutes, doctors warn | CNN

As people spend more time in the bathroom with their devices, doctors share their concerns about the possible negative health effects of prolonged sitting.

www.cnn.com

Damn, my poop breaks at work may need to be short

 

[HRK69]

A warning for you doonscrollers sitting on the porcelain throne

https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/12/health/phones-on-toilet-wellness/index.html

www.neogaf.com

We were informed about this approximately a week ago

 

[StreetsofBeige]

I remember an article some messed up woman sat on a toilet so long the skin on her legs stuck to it and she had to be peeled off by medics.

 

[Mossybrew]

I've never understood people that want to linger with their shit stench and browse their phone sitting on the toilet. Do your biz and GTFO, should be like five minutes tops.

 

[Skyfox]

Google Horse Stance

 

[mitch1971]

This thread now only applies to those still sat on the toilet since the initial thread was posted.

Also, if ever a name was apt as a euphemism for taking a shit it's Waste lander.

 

[kruis]

If sitting 10 minutes on a toilet is harming your health, then office work where people sit for hours on end is outright.killing people. And there will be probably numerous deaths after every intercontinental flight...

 

[AJUMP23]

If I am on one for more than a minute, there is a major incident happening.

 

[NuclearDiarrhea]

Gotta test this out.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

If sitting 10 minutes on a toilet is harming your health, then office work where people sit for hours on end is outright.killing people. And there will be probably numerous deaths after every intercontinental flight...

Wait a minute there Cowboy..

You're sitting in that office chair with your ass apart and an open hole, for hours?

 

[StreetsofBeige]

There's some fuckers at work who should have chronic ass cramps.

Every once in a while some guys at work will be on the can for at least half an hour. You can even here them watching a video on their phone. Lazy fucks.

If you wanna see the laziest people ever, go to the office on a weekend. Every now and then I do it to get out of the house instead of working from home. It should be dead empty but nope. That's when you get some warehouse guys taking a nap on the long benches near our office first aid room. One day I even startled a guy waking him up.

 

[Melon Husk]

I've heard this term "hemorrhoids" for as long as I can remember but mystified and too afraid to ask what they are. Sounds like a made-up condition from the 1920s, like gout. And no, don't @ me, I don't want to know at this point.

 

[kruis]

Wait a minute there Cowboy..

You're sitting in that office chair with your ass apart and an open hole, for hours?

If you're spending time on the toilet with your phone, you're not sitting in an open hole position - unless you've been trying to get that big boy out for many minutes, it's firmly stuck and you desperately need a phone to distract yourself while you're suffering.

 

[NeoGiffer]

So stand then?

 

[JimmyRustler]

If you don't shit faster than you piss you're doing it wrong.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

unless you've been trying to get that big boy out for many minutes, it's firmly stuck and you desperately need a phone to distract yourself while you're suffering.

 

[Days like these...]

Who sits on the toilet for 10 minutes!?

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Melon Husk , hemorrhoids are blood bubbles that pop up all over the ass.

 

[SlimySnake]

Well, shit.

 

[SlimySnake]

Who sits on the toilet for 10 minutes!?

Half an hour minimum. A good book. or a fun thread on gaf shitting on Phil Spencer or Herman Hulst. Some nice scented candles. And you can relax without kids and wife breathing down your neck. My favorite time of the day.

 

[Melon Husk]

Melon Husk , hemorrhoids are blood bubbles that pop up all over the ass.

I don't believe it! Why would sitting cause that?!

 

[Days like these...]

Half an hour minimum. A good book. or a fun thread on gaf shitting on Phil Spencer or Herman Hulst. Some nice scented candles. And you can relax without kids and wife breathing down your neck. My favorite time of the day.

Disgusting and you use your phone on the toilet even more disgusting. We need a block function on here ignore isn't good enough

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Disgusting and you use your phone on the toilet even more disgusting. We need a block function on here ignore isn't good enough

Every once in a while at work, I'll stroll into the stall to take a crap and on top of the toilet dispenser I'll see a coffee cup!

 

[Donald mac Ronald]

Time to start doing your keegals boys.

Apparently keegals exercises also improves your erections. Win win. Save your ass hole and get hard at the same time.