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[Draugoth]

A 3D porn enthusiast mused the night before receiving their Apple Vision Pro headset that they were spending their "last night suffering" with their Meta Quest 3 — and was in for a very unwelcome surprise upon discovering the pricey goggles don't support VR porn at all.

As the unstoppable crew over at 404 Media report, some of the folks who purchased the $3,500 headsets and intended to use them for lewd ends have been complain about the lack of porn on the Vision Pro.

The concept of immersive 3D porn has long tantalized consumers and content creators alike. As VR technology creeps ever closer to actually being awesome, the community of people craving those adult experiences seems to have grown — and with it, apparently, their expectations.

 

[Kilau]

 

[violence]

They underestimate my ability to beat off to jellyfish.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

If Apple ever adds it as an option, I'm gonna slap an Apple logo on some petroleum jelly and sell it at a 10x markup.

 

[AJUMP23]

Good it rots your brain.

 

[DrFigs]

yeah it's actually outrageous. the headset costs more than their flagship laptop device which does porn fine

 

[Last Hearth]

Apple’s Vision Pro buyers upset to discover that VR porn doesn’t work: ‘$3,500 chastity belt’

When did Apple become such prudes?

 

[StreetsofBeige]

It'll come later.

At this point, Apple VR is at peak halo effect of luxury and status system. Dumbing it down letting any users porn it out and then gab about it on social media being a perv would be a big downer to the product's image at this stage.

 

[Mobilemofo]

An absolute disgrace, quite frankly...if they wanna get their virtual wank on, then God damn it, let them.

 

[Neon Xenon]

Welll, the people willing to spend $3500 on an Apple Vision Pro already just watched themselves getting bent over and fucked, so it's only natural they want to use it to see someone else in the same position.

 

[Rival]

 

[diffusionx]

based Apple

 

[TheDreadBaron]

I'd be pissed paying all that money to get cucked, people will find a workaround.

 

[Sgt.Asher]

But can it film a first person sad wank?

 

[SJRB]

Yeah that’s kind of dumb, but Apple has been super strict about porn since forever so this shouldn’t come as a surprise.

People will find a way, though.

 

[Coconutt]

A $3000.00 plus vr headset that doesn't do VR porn?

 

[sankt-Antonio]

Until people on OF share their porn “memories “.

Apple just wants a cut from that too.

 

[Pallas]

This shouldn’t be a surprise, Apple has been against porn for a while.

 

[GymWolf]

I remember people saying how open their ecosystem is now compared to 10 years ago...the lulz.

 

[MayauMiao]

Imagine some hacker got into the VR unit only to see someone in the middle of jacking off to Tracer.

 

[FunkMiller]

What are they talking about? I had no problems jerking off to this:

 

[E-Cat]

Walled gardens ftw

 

[The Pleasure]

Good it rots your brain.

 

[AJUMP23]

Work will not let me see what you have posted.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

How china of Apple

 

[Fermbiz]

I'd be upset too after spending $3500 bucks. VR porn was the second thing i tried after Half-Life Alyx.

 

[Spukc]

I you can spend 3500 on goggles
You can afford a hooker

 

[Trogdor1123]

So Apple is blocking it or is it a compatibility issue?

 

[Scotty W]

So Apple is blocking it or is it a compatibility issue?

Exactly my question. Why can’t you just go to a website and find porn?

 

[FoxMcChief]

What the fuck!? VR headset without porn is like having a boat in a desert.

 

[Stitch]

Exactly my question. Why can’t you just go to a website and find porn?

you can, but apples shitty safari browser has webxr turned off and even if you enable it as experimental feature it doesn't seem to work with 3D vids.


but it looks like sexlikereal fixed it a few minutes ago. I guess other sites will follow.

 

[Puscifer]

Have a sad cum, bb

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Meh I tried it once on my Index when the wife and kids were out of town so I felt assured nobody would walk in on me, and boy you sure could see that razor burn

 

[Papa_Wisdom]

Welll, the people willing to spend $3500 on an Apple Vision Pro already just watched themselves getting bent over and fucked, so it's only natural they want to use it to see someone else in the same position.

We’re only in feb and this might be comment if the year. I commend you good sir (yes I did assume your pronoun/ gender)

 

[jason10mm]

Meh I tried it once on my Index when the wife and kids were out of town so I felt assured nobody would walk in on me, and boy you sure could see that razor burn

Not only that but (allegedly) I (have heard from other people, those disgusting bastards) that the angles they tend to use are far "too close", it feels (allegedly) like they are sitting up on your chest (so I have heard), not down by the pelvis. It is (I can only speculate) damn immersive and paired with some of those interactive devices must be pretty fun.

Allegedly

 

[BlackTron]

If Apple ever adds it as an option, I'm gonna slap an Apple logo on some petroleum jelly and sell it at a 10x markup.

Fapple

You're welcome

 

[Nobody_Important]

Going with my experience on the Apple Hyper-Users this does not surprise me.

 

[RoboFu]

Huh it supports web browsers. He does it not support porn?

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Life uhhh finds a way.

 

[HAYA8U5A]

Huh it supports web browsers. He does it not support porn?

As far as I can tell the porn thing is misleading since the problem is with VR videos in general due to it using a different video format than what VR videos have been using. So until videos start getting released in that format porn or otherwise it won't support them. SBS videos will just play as normal flat 2D videos like they would if you played them on a PC without a VR headset.

 

[West Texas CEO]

It sounds like y'all are judging.

 

[BlackTron]

As far as I can tell the porn thing is misleading since the problem is with VR videos in general due to it using a different video format than what VR videos have been using. So until videos start getting released in that format porn or otherwise it won't support them. SBS videos will just play as normal flat 2D videos like they would if you played them on a PC without a VR headset.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

 

[diffusionx]

I hate to post a similar meme two days in a row but I found this in my meme folder and it belongs in this thread

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

No surprise when their CEO looks like a milquetoast ass bitch

 

[BlackTron]

No surprise when their CEO looks like a milquetoast ass bitch

This is my favorite post of the day. And I've seen a few

 

[UnravelKatharsis]

 

[GymWolf]

As far as I can tell the porn thing is misleading since the problem is with VR videos in general due to it using a different video format than what VR videos have been using. So until videos start getting released in that format porn or otherwise it won't support them. SBS videos will just play as normal flat 2D videos like they would if you played them on a PC without a VR headset.

Vr porn start when apple say so.