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Spider-Man 2 PC Releasing January 30th, 2025

Rush2112

Member
I had to live in NY for two years. God what an awful place. Refuse to go there again even it’s in a video game.
 
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TintoConCasera

I bought a sex doll, but I keep it inflated 100% of the time and use it like a regular wife
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thats a penis GIF
 

Euler007

Member
It's a fun game, perfect length. If you can get over helping a gay couple and MJ being the ultimate force in that universe you can still have a lot of fun playing it.
 

analog_future

Resident Crybaby
Really looking forward to this. Will be a day 1 purchase for me.


Hope to see TLOU Part II and at least one other Sony first party title to round out 2025 though.
 
Really looking forward to this. Will be a day 1 purchase for me.


Hope to see TLOU Part II and at least one other Sony first party title to round out 2025 though.

TLOUII and FF7 Rebirth are the only PS5 games I'm waiting on at this point. I've long given up hope for GT7
 

analog_future

Resident Crybaby
TLOUII and FF7 Rebirth are the only PS5 games I'm waiting on at this point. I've long given up hope for GT7

I still think GT7 is coming. Demon's Souls as well. Astro Bot is possible but idk. Shadow of the Colossus/Uncharted Collection/MediEvil/Concrete Genie probably not.
 

adamsapple

Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
Did MJ really "out-reflexed" spiderman ?
The guy with the spidey sense that enable him to react almost preemptively ?
What a queen
Yas Queen GIF


Yeah this scene specifically bugged the shit out of me when playing the first time, I talked about it in one of the topics last year as well.

A normie should not be able to out-sense Spider Man, no matter if she trained between Sm1 and 2 or not.
 

StereoVsn

Gold Member
Yeah this scene specifically bugged the shit out of me when playing the first time, I talked about it in one of the topics last year as well.

A normie should not be able to out-sense Spider Man, no matter if she trained between Sm1 and 2 or not.
Also, Spider-Man is literally superhuman, can lift weights measured in tons, is a hella lot more durable then a human and MJ is here saving him, lol.

And let’s not even start on the power of her stun baton, lol. 😂
 

nkarafo

Member
Also, Spider-Man is literally superhuman, can lift weights measured in tons, is a hella lot more durable then a human and MJ is here saving him, lol.
If that hit was strong enough to even cause a scratch on Spiderman, it would evaporate MJ into atoms.

But no, let's just break all the rules and lore because making MJ look brave and strong is far more important for the writers.
 

Zimmy68

Member
Nothing worse than the boss fight with Venom-MJ, having to hear Peter simp out for 30 minutes was soul crushing.
"I should have thought about your feelings!!!", "You are the real hero, MJ!!!"
Oye Vey.
 

Mibu no ookami

Demoted Member® Pro™
GAF has the "too cool for school" crowd pop in every time a Spiderman game is talked about. It's normal these days.

A huge segment of the internet adopted the negativity of 15 year old girls who have decided they hate everything and everyone and that's why they're cool.

We've seen this playbook lol.
 
A huge segment of the internet adopted the negativity of 15 year old girls who have decided they hate everything and everyone and that's why they're cool.

We've seen this playbook lol.

Some of us got the game Day 1 and throughly enjoyed it, but also like joking around about it now. Like me.
 

HogIsland

Member
Really looking forward to this. Will be a day 1 purchase for me.


Hope to see TLOU Part II and at least one other Sony first party title to round out 2025 though.
It's a bungle if we don't get Part 2 well before Q2 when season 2 of the show is supposed to premiere:
 

Denton

Member
PC Gamer review is eviscerating

57


In a story ultimately all about the emotional stakes and the cast's relationships with each other, the actual personalities are remarkably flat. Almost everyone fills essentially the same role (Incredibly Nice Genius) and the addition of Miles' supporting cast means there's twice as many of them chattering at you.
 

Gaiff

SBI’s Resident Gaslighter
Funny how some bad faith actors tried to blame this on PC gaming and piracy, but you get Kingdom Come Deliverance II the following week that seems to be highly popular.
 

Zacfoldor

Member
Sony is this what you betrayed your long cheese fans to obtain? The resentment and not the money of an apathetic PC fanbase? Did you even cover the cost of porting? You certainly beshat your rep a little bit more.

What will you do to improve these numbers? Go day and date?

At this point, gaas to PC and sp games need to stay exclusive. It creates a mystique around the console. The reason Shitcord flopped is the characters lacked mystique(and were woke). I don't need to explain why exclusives are important to you but maybe Sony needs reminding. We're taking them back. Hermen, listen! Where's the lies brother?

Listen Guy Fieri GIF by First We Feast
 

Denton

Member
At this point, gaas to PC and sp games need to stay exclusive. It creates a mystique around the console. The reason Shitcord flopped is the characters lacked mystique(and were woke). I don't need to explain why exclusives are important to you but maybe Sony needs reminding. We're taking them back. Hermen, listen! Where's the lies brother?
this is sarcasm right
Funny how some bad faith actors tried to blame this on PC gaming and piracy, but you get Kingdom Come Deliverance II the following week that seems to be highly popular.
Indeed, particularly so considering KCD2 has no DRM.
 

adamsapple

Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
PC Gamer review is eviscerating

57


Holy shit that is a brutal review.

Toothless Writing.
Old fashioned open world design.
Side activities feeling mechanically and narratively pointless.
Dialogue which feels like you're trapped in a corporate video.
Protagonists have remarkably flat personalities.

And this is not even factoring the actual bad state of the port at launch.

law and order crazy shit GIF
 
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K' Dash

Member
Holy shit that is a brutal review.

Toothless Writing.
Old fashioned open world design.
Side activities feeling mechanically and narratively pointless.
Dialogue which feels like you're trapped in a corporate video.
Protagonists have remarkably flat personalities.

And this is not even factoring the actual bad state of the port at launch.

law and order crazy shit GIF

this describes Sony's output for this entire gen.

Sony is this what you betrayed your long cheese fans to obtain? The resentment and not the money of an apathetic PC fanbase? Did you even cover the cost of porting? You certainly beshat your rep a little bit more.

What will you do to improve these numbers? Go day and date?

At this point, gaas to PC and sp games need to stay exclusive. It creates a mystique around the console. The reason Shitcord flopped is the characters lacked mystique(and were woke). I don't need to explain why exclusives are important to you but maybe Sony needs reminding. We're taking them back. Hermen, listen! Where's the lies brother?

Listen Guy Fieri GIF by First We Feast

Exclusivity doesn't make this a good game, it's fucking mediocre at best, and that's worse than being just bad, it is a missed opportunity.
 
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StereoVsn

Gold Member
this describes Sony's output for this entire gen.



Exclusivity doesn't make this a good game, it's fucking mediocre at best, and that's worse than being just bad, it is a missed opportunity.
Yep, the game is kind of shit PS5 or PC. Much like with Veilguard, even if you take all the dumb ass woke crap out, the game would still be bland as hell.
 
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Gaiff

SBI’s Resident Gaslighter
Holy shit that is a brutal review.

Toothless Writing.
Old fashioned open world design.
Side activities feeling mechanically and narratively pointless.
Dialogue which feels like you're trapped in a corporate video.
Protagonists have remarkably flat personalities.

And this is not even factoring the actual bad state of the port at launch.

law and order crazy shit GIF
Spider-Man and Horizon are the exact same thing as typical Ubisoft open world games, except they aren't as long and are more focused. The gameplay and writing is every bit as middling, but for some strange reason, they always get nominated for GOTY.
 

nikos

Member
I ended up quitting during this game's prologue and completely forgot about it. Not really a Marvel fan but enjoyed the other games so it may have just launched at a bad time.
 
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