Shining Hearts: Shiawase no Pan 01:
Time to see if animated adaptations of fantasy JRPGs still retain a perfect record of sucking!
If you couldn't guess from the screenshot, that record is still unblemished. This show is absolutely and by far the most embarrassingly weeaboo show of the season, vastly and effortlessly outpacing even blatant moeshit like Nyaruko and Acchi Kocchi. I suddenly feel like the people complaining that JRPGs have by and large sucked for the past few years might actually be right. No wonder Sega never localized the game that this is based on; the translators would have probably killed themselves from all of the absolutely cringeworthy dialogue and haremshit.
I just about spewed drink out of my nose at the scene of the girls chasing the guy on the beach in the OP. And that was just the beginning. Basically, Rick, whoever the fuck that is, lives on some mystical island and apparently makes really, really, really good bread. He works with three supple young girls in eye-murdering cosplay garb whose relationship to him remains completely unestablished through the first episode, and they basically go around doing..........bread things.
Did I mention that everyone really, really, really loves Rick's bread?
You guys just have to watch this to understand just how ragingly weeaboo this is. The girls are just...........ugh. If you're not feeling masochistic enough to watch the actual episode,
at least watch the ED. It's a concentrated burst of everything that's horrible about the show.
Really, the only way to derive any enjoyment whatsoever is to pretend (when appropriate) that "bread" is a euphemism. It may seem childish, but it works because of how vapid the women in the show are.
Just watch it.