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[saintjules]

What was this? Showed as not found as soon as you posted so I'm guessing another early released review that got deleted.

I don't know why it's not working. It's the bunny outfit from this user. First tweet.

 

[systemr123]

What was this? Showed as not found as soon as you posted so I'm guessing another early released review that got deleted.

Probably it had some passages in it like: “he doesn’t even know what a real whale woman looks like” ‘insert whale sounds’

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

I'm screaming into my pillow.

Personally I chose to scream into the abyss.

 

[TGO]

I don't know why it's not working. It's the bunny outfit from this user. First tweet.

Yep, don't work

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

I don't know why it's not working. It's the bunny outfit from this user. First tweet.

It's marked as R18 content, that's why it doesn't embed. Cute bunny outfit.

I'll reupload it in a sec.

 

[TGO]

It's marked as R18 content, that's why it doesn't embed. Cute bunny outfit.

Trust you to know that

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

 

[solidus12]

 

[Gamer_By_Proxy]

 

[Zheph]

iT bReAkS tHe StOrY

sorry

rOmPe La HiStOrIa!!

 

[Lunarorbit]

The amount of Donald duck boner screen shots I've seen in the last 2 days gives me hope for humanity.

Let's hope the "controversy" helps stellar blade sell over 10 million copies. A hogwarts legacy lite moment

 

[Punished Miku]

Luckily she is in the desert so it appears she is just trying to cool down to maintain optimal battle performance.

 

[Gamer_By_Proxy]

The amount of Donald duck boner screen shots I've seen in the last 2 days gives me hope for humanity.

Let's hope the "controversy" helps stellar blade sell over 10 million copies. A hogwarts legacy lite moment

Sounds like you just have a new fetish. inb4 "hey, whats the big idea"

 

[Luipadre]

Wonder if the DF video will be ready when the embargo is up

 

[Gamer_By_Proxy]

Wonder if the DF video will be ready when the embargo is up

Watch them have no idea why it runs better on PS5, even with it only being on PS5.

 

[Lunarorbit]

Sounds like you just have a new fetish. inb4 "hey, whats the big idea"

New fetish? I've seen Donald geta boner for almost 40 years!

 

[Gamer_By_Proxy]

New fetish? I've seen Donald geta boner for almost 40 years!

I got my son a new mickey book, it shows them all at the beach . . . Mickey and Goofys feet and toes are nightmare inducing. I still can't get it out of my head and it's been over a week.

 

[Chuck Berry]

Thick thighs do indeed save lives

 

[Lunarorbit]

I got my son a new mickey book, it shows them all at the beach . . . Mickey and Goofys feet and toes are nightmare inducing. I still can't get it out of my head and it's been over a week.

How so? Just horrible art? Have you seen the videos that artist do with Disney coloring books? They make horror scenes with snow white and other characters

 

[ulantan]

Watch them have no idea why it runs better on PS5, even with it only being on PS5.

"It must be a bug"

 

[MetalFreak]

Yikes, y'all indeed. It's like the voices in its head, multiple personalities aligning to write stupid shit

Is this the female Jim Sterling?

 

[Gamer_By_Proxy]

"It must be a bug"

bug or devs prioritizing the primary console, every time, it could never be any hardware advantages the ps5 has, no no no, hell they'd have to know things to even talk about that.

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

7 more minutes before the review embargo lifts.

 

[FoxMcChief]

I’m here for the drama. My GameFly copy hasn’t shipped yet.

 

[solidus12]

What the fuck is wrong with these people

 

[adamsapple]

I’m here for the drama. My GameFly copy hasn’t shipped yet.

Tomorrow, one day before the retail release (I have it on gamelock too)

 

[CityHunter1981]

It's more American / rap influenced than J-pop.

Did you mean K-popI live in Japan and J-pop and K-pop are different. Surely we also have some Korean groups in our charts (which make Japanese versions of their songs), but you can definitively hear a difference.

 

[Zheph]

 

[Draugoth]

In 1 Minute, lots of women will be killed according to IGN

 

[FoxMcChief]

is this game linked to that game Bright Memory?

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

Great start! XD

 

[Luipadre]

 

[Alan Silvestro]

 

[Denton]

None of these screenshots are loading for me at work, provide at least the score people

 

[FoxMcChief]

Great start! XD

I voted 81-85. Looked cool enough.

 

[adamsapple]

None of these screenshots are loading for me at work, provide at least the score people

83 meta right now.

 

[Tsaki]

Great start! XD

Hell yeah. Expected it at 78 range

 

[Chuck Berry]

Highly polished and bug free? Dayum

 

[S0ULZB0URNE]

83/100

 

[Madflavor]

Pretty good start for a game like this. I might still drop as it's only 57 reviews so far.

 

[Fabieter]

Low to mid 80. With all the shit from Western media it could have been worse but some of them were 100% too harsh on the game. Sad woke media.

 

[ssringo]

Watching now.

 

[Chuck Berry]

 

[Bullet Club]

Review: Stellar Blade is one of the most mechanically satisfying action games of the generation

Shift Up’s console debut delivers a refreshing refinement of the well-worn character action formula…

www.videogameschronicle.com

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

Noisy Pixel is usually my go to review site these days and they've given it a 9 out of 10.

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

polishing goooood

 

[Zheph]

Everything sounds great, I look forward to dig in on Friday

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

Is this the female Jim Sterling?

quantum mechanics

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

I'm already demanding Meristation because they gave it an 8.7 score.... It should have been a 9!!

 

[Stafford]

What the fuck is wrong with these people

Uncensored, so....there is nudity in this game or something? Or are some people so sensitive that some revealing clothing is already too much, while not showing any nudity? What exactly is uncensored in this case?