The Black Culture Thread
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maaaaaaaan i remember sophomore year we went to my boy's hometown and he had some of his HS fangirls (i think they were juniors) over after we went to their basketball game.
i knew a few of them from eavesdropping in the background of his skype chats so one of the girls was just dying to meet me in person. baaaaaad lil girl and she was throwing it at me. i'm talking a home run bait pitch.
i'm sitting there like "lord this girl gonna get me caught up and im never gonna make it out of this hick town".
so im mostly just chilling, playing it cool, and just humoring her attempts.
at some point she got right in my face and i said some slick shit and she cut the widest smile. i swear i'm not lying when i tell you i jumped back that's how fucked up her grill is. all temptation was gone instantly.
we're driving back to school the next day and my boy asked me "so...i take it didnt go too well w/ you and her? she looked pissed when she left."
i cut him a glare and put my fingers up to my mouth in all kinda crazy directions to mock how janky her teeth were and he fell out laughing
but if she ever got some braces though it'd be over. she would get derailed.
freenudemacusers
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the best part is the dude in the comments talking about 'emedy' magazine
I've had her for the past 2 years now. She's been off limits to everyone but me for a while, sorry duders.
*Sigh* Ms. Spalding has far too many suitors on Gaf. There's only one way to settle this:
soundscream
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I dont know jacked up feet kinda are a bigger turnoff.
But I got a weird hang up/fetish for feet so I might be biased.
Isn't that a little too much scrutiny?
Unless we're talking about discolored, Nosferatu, snaggletooth level shit, I really don't see off centered tooth as a huge turn off... *shrug*
I find wide, hanging ears, ugly earlobes and moles or bumps near the mouth or nose as huge turn offs.. but even then its not a strict criteria for who I date...
And I think a mildly crooked grill gives a little character IMHO...
Unless we're talking about discolored, Nosferatu, snaggletooth level shit, I really don't see off centered tooth as a huge turn off... *shrug*
I find wide, hanging ears, ugly earlobes and moles or bumps near the mouth or nose as huge turn offs.. but even then its not a strict criteria for who I date...
And I think a mildly crooked grill gives a little character IMHO...
Bay Maximus
Banned
I agree with this to the fullest. Some teeth imperfections can slide and can even be cute (excluding a front gap), but moles on the good part of the face and ugly ears...I can't do it. You know what's up.
I have no sympathy. Like I posted in the other thread, Dookkake ran in there to start shit. His first post in the thread was to argue with shit nobody had even implied, just to be an asshole.
"Here's a feel-good story about people of different beliefs helping each other."
"oh hey that's nice"
"good to hear, kinda sad that it's not the norm"
"THIS HAS NO BEARING ON THE VALIDITY OF THEIR POSITION!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KtYwWsVKU4
By the second page of the thread he was making clear trollish posts.
*Sigh* Ms. Spalding has far too many suitors on Gaf. There's only one way to settle this:
Unfortunately for you guys, I'm immortal.
Yeah lisps and different accents(as corny as it sounds a really hot chick struggling to pronounce English words makes my balls mighty tender)...
We're going to have to just agree to disagree. The thread wasn't just about religion as it was about politics as well. Was it refreshing? Sure, but it seems to me that everyones mad because the combo breaker that was.
"That's very nice of them, but it has no effect on the validity of their position."
Can you say you truly disagree with that? or that you just don't like that it brings the thread back down to reality? There are tons of stuff that Christians do that are good, and it's unfortunate that the this had to be a story that was seen as 'refreshing' seeing as a great many number of Christians do good all the time. It's real nice, but you can't expect everyone to just gloss over a part of a story that is objectively wrong. Had it not been a nativity scene and instead been the work of a scientologist group who put a statue of a dc-8 being held by an alien named xenu, we wouldn't even be having this conversation.
If he was trying to put a spin on say the Christians who were protecting their Muslim brothers in Cairo, then that would be a different story, He would actually have to try and find something to undermine the story. But the subject matter of the thread in question undermines itself.
GhettoGamer
Member
Act like a crackhead, just be walking then just stop and start dancing like Gator from Jungle Fever. Even the hardest cat in the hood will avoid you
That won't mean anything when I take your soul.
I love a woman in glasses. I can't really understand why, but I love that shit.
Mecha_Infantry
Banned
Hands...
..and white women ;P
So I'm getting my self grooming down to a T since my facial hair is either the size of Rick Ross, or the size of Rick Ross.
I did use a Wahl Sterling 2 but I found the blades never zeroed enough, and I barely looked freshly shaved. SO I was taking a look at the Andis range but was reccomended (and a lot of review also say) that the Wahl Detailer is a lot better.
Also this
It's good at picking up the stray hairs and can go over a full sized beard without cutting it, it just kills the low hairs without irritation. All the people who have used it say its super close, but won't give you bumps.
This shit aint cheap, especially since I have to ship it from the US!
Devolution
Member
Can't think of anything strange but in terms of like not taking any clothes off yet, some broad shoulders on a dude. Yusss.
Redheads. I don't know what it is with me and red hair, but damn do I love it.
Bay Maximus
Banned
Nothing too weird but I'm a sucker for big, lightly colored eyes.
You'd love to work in my office then. Redheads aren't really my thing, but there are two I work with that are absolutely freaking stunning. Very beautiful.
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
join the club my friend.
eternaLightness
Member
I think the only thing that can really turn me off is a girl with dry lips. Gross.
eternaLightness
Member
You like dry, ashy lips?
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Maybe he means the "only" part
like fucked up teeth
like fucked up teeth
Not around the clock of course. I don't go hunting for chapped lips in the mall or hide my girl's lip balm when she isn't looking - but some cracked lips on the back of my neck... unf
every once in a while
its not a turn off by any means
PhoenixDark
Banned
What thread is this again?
Devolution
Member
Quincy Jones.
The redhead in the new Wendy's commercial is perfection, she is even singing the praise of chicken.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
You seen that chick, too? She's a cute one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_uT2dCeyehw
I would make her an AMV.
So much love for redheads in here. I knew y'all were good peoples.
A poem? Crown of sonnets or bust.
A poem? Crown of sonnets or bust.
eternaLightness
Member
I'd buy her a chicken sandwich.
Professor Beef
Banned
Why does your avatar look snazzier than usual?
God Dammit...
Devolution
Member
Was Slayven getting lonely?
Professor Beef
Banned
I'm just gonna sit back, lurk the thread, and watch the crazy happen right in front of me.
Why would you do that? Need some weekend entertainment?
Genuine interest! honest!
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