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The Dustborn intro is laughably horrible.

MDSLKTR

Member
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"The global authority on PC games" sounds fascist. Why are they so weird?

 

Kacho

Gold Member
I guess it’s like this Zoomer thing where they are confused about their gender identity, don’t want kids, don’t want to date, don’t want to commit to a relationship, don’t want monogamy, think masculinity and assertiveness are toxic, are unable to communicate and express their desires/concerns to each other….. but they still wanna fuck. So they just have sex and sorta act like a couple sometimes, or not.
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DonkeyPunchJr

World’s Biggest Weeb
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That said, at least I'm glad these people are making their own original shitty games instead of infesting larger projects and existing IP with this crap
The parasites have run out of existing IPs to feed off of. Now they’re forced to write their own stories, create their own characters, build their own fandom…. and we can see how much “modern audiences” actually want this stuff.
 

John Bilbo

Member
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That said, at least I'm glad these people are making their own original shitty games instead of infesting larger projects and existing IP with this crap
Yeah I really can't hate them. They are doing their own original work so good for them. They get the revenue they deserve from the audience that is interested in this kind of thing.

Though I don't think the audience is as big as the developers are hoping it is.
 

StereoVsn

Gold Member
The Acolyte canceled, Dustborn is stillborn, Concord (presumably) flops, Black Myth Wukong becomes the most successful single player game launch in the history of Steam by like 2X…

“Modern Audiences” are having a hell of a week so far.
Well, to be fair Wukong is mostly due to Chinese audience. But it would have still sold pretty well even without the enthusiasm there.

And you forgot Suicide Squad. To be fair it’s very forgettable! 😉
 

kruis

Exposing the sinister cartel of retailers who allow companies to pay for advertising space.
They rhymed "you" with "you" . . . outside the DNC the protesters were rhyming "home" with "home". Really starting to seem these people can't think at all. Can't even come up with rhymes.

Norwegians probably think they speak better English than they actually do.
 

Hudo

Gold Member
It's like, this whole thing. You know, like you're not together, but you're kinda fucking sometimes, but you're both kinda fucking other people too but maybe not. It's not like we're holding hands or something serious.

I guess it’s like this Zoomer thing where they are confused about their gender identity, don’t want kids, don’t want to date, don’t want to commit to a relationship, don’t want monogamy, think masculinity and assertiveness are toxic, are unable to communicate and express their desires/concerns to each other….. but they still wanna fuck. So they just have sex and sorta act like a couple sometimes, or not.

Phil Lynott sister playing bass guitard
80s albino dude playing keytard
Telltale character playing acoustic guitard
and obeseastie boy rocking the drumtard.

They should have been called "the Tards", sounds infinitely better than "the dust borns".


It's when you too insecure to say you're with someone or not.
Or maybe it's a way for people to cope. "Im not in a relation with this person who doesn't want to be with me, but still im in a situation, whatever that means". The important point for those type of people is that something exists on which they can build their fantasies. Same for a lot of stuff. Sane people left language to crazies because for sane people it goes without saying words/concepts have a meaning. Crazies made it so that words/concepts are in a lot of ways utterly meaningless, and now sane people are scratching their heads to understand any of it.

PS : Here's a depiction of the moment the crazies decided to make it so
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A polyamory relationship between a man and a woman where the woman is fucking other guys while the man is just getting cucked

So they're fucking around without wanting find out and fuck society at large as well while they're at it.

Fuck.
 

Fbh

Member
The parasites have run out of existing IPs to feed off of. Now they’re forced to write their own stories, create their own characters, build their own fandom…. and we can see how much “modern audiences” actually want this stuff.

Yeah I pretty much see that as a bonus.
It's showing the industry again and again that this DEI stuff doesn't sell and there isn't an audience for it. The only way this type of content sells is if you attach it to an already popular IP like Star Wars or Spiderman.

Hopefully it will help devs (or at least executives) realize that adding all this DEI stuff is only making their games worse to appeal to an audience that pretty much doesn't exist
 

Doczu

Member
At the same time, it's resounding suscess implies that the market for this demographic is nowhere to be found a construct of their mind.
Ding, ding, ding!

Now let's see some sequels of AAA slop underperform after prior entries were infested with DEI.

Looks like it's the toxic gamers/fandoms that are your main audience, not the poorfags that are so broke they(them) buy meds first and games never.
 

Raven117

Member
Yeah that was shit but it seems shit by design. The NPC basically says that performance was dogshit and the one character goes "ehhhhh yeah we're a bit rusty".
Yup. Not saying the game isn't terrible. I have no idea. But that was supposed to be terrible by the game's design.
 

AJUMP23

Parody of actual AJUMP23
Yeah that was shit but it seems shit by design. The NPC basically says that performance was dogshit and the one character goes "ehhhhh yeah we're a bit rusty".

Not sure where that X user is getting that fascism comment from.

The guard that tells them to stop who is dressed as a fascist says "people here don't like politics in their music"
 

Dutchy

Member
This looks horrible. But is it me or did the intended irony fly over everyone's head? Including everyone in this thread and even the X user. The guy at the end literally says people don't want politics with their entertainment. I'm confused.
 

Alebrije

Member
If videogames are so.powerfull to help humanity to solve it's problems besides diversity they should be targeting hunger, wars, migrants, deceases. I mean more important issues than just diversity.

On the future people Will keep dying for starving, Wars, deceases but with pronouns .great achivement.

That is when You realize this games are a joke to.real human problems , and that videogames are not the platform to "combat" those problems. Those studios are just using diversity stuff to sell cheap developed "games".so just hope they fail because videogames are not for politics but just for fun.
 

k1t4j

Member
"Hey guys I got an idea for a game that's going to sell tens of millions."

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Give these people a break, These are budget conscious devs. Clearly an indie dev and so they tried to pander to as many people as possible. Look at this character design for example:
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Obese
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now, it’s only missing a visual representation of their pronouns somewhere… something like OB/CD would really get them cooking.
 
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