Oh, man. Where to begin.
Okay, so Meg's grand plan to "change everything" apparently was to go into town and set fire to stuff, break shit and whatnot. Yep, that was it.
It entirely relied on the security (whose entire job is to make sure 24/7 that a whole bunch of weirdos doesn't get into town) letting a whole bunch of weirdos get into town.
And it actually didn't need those three girls at all in the first place. Which is just hilarious.
Oh, and why are you doing this anyway, neighbor's daughter?
*dramatic writing*
"You understand."
But of course. The same "2deep4u" non-answer as when Patti killed herself. That was a good one, why not recycle it. I knew I could count on you, Lindelof.
Anyway, Kevin, whose mystical experience from the night before reminded him that he saw those three girls get out of their car the day they disappeared, naturally deduces that they staged it all (look, he used to be a cop, he's just very good at this). And naturally just says as much to his super-violent and vindictive neighbor.
Really, he just says all the right things to defuse this clearly volatile situation: "I didn't remember until I came back from the dead with the help of the man who raped you, and, well, maybe your daughter staged her disappearance because she didn't love you". "BANG", replies the neighbor (whose superpower is that he can get away with anything, if you'll recall: of course he got some alone time with the only suspect). Oh, Kevin. You came back to life just for that.
But that's okay, because that just sends him back to Hotel Purgatory right away! Yep, musical cue and everything. Which miiiiight be a brilliant gag? It's supposed to be a serious show, right? And the season finale? And about life and death? I don't know!
So this time around, Kevin does what we all do when we start a second playthrough and picks another choice: the cop outfit!
And the cop outfit means that this time around, he has to sing to come back to life. So he does and he does.
It might sound stupid, but Kevin himself remarks it is, so that makes it okay, right?
Also, Matt's wife woke up just in time for some "we need to get you back in town, but oh noes, the Guilty Remnants!" drama. I'm just glad the actress got something to do.
And Nora? Er. Well, she had to deal with a crazy baby-stealing lady. And then she was back home. It's like her leaving was all a bad dream. Or a contrivance.