Spaceman292
Banned
This was 100% written by AI
Who was the dipshit from kotaku that said recently that technical issues shouldn't impact a games score?
Pretty soon Apology letters will be bundled with the games.
Preorder the $100 Deluxe Edition to receive Apology letter 48hrs early!!
This was 100% written by AI
I feel like it would make more sense if it was written by AI.The whole game was made by AI
The annoying thing is that Gollum's publisher "Nacon" actually own the original Styx developer CyanideThis makes me feel less bad. I was scared it was going to be at least as good as Styx but with a skin that nobody wanted.
This îs what i think everytime i see these sorry ass apology letters...Do they seriously not see how much of a parody they have become?! Pathetic
Bing could've made a better game.. Who thought it was a good Idea to make a game about Gollum? I remember the reveal of this and I asked myself that very question in a thread here.The whole game was made by AI
I mean... it could've worked.Bing could've made a better game.. Who thought it was a good Idea to make a game about Gollum? I remember the reveal of this and I asked myself that very question in a thread here.
How this ended up being a complete clusterfuck in every regard and how anyone could've waved this through during any of the internal milestones (did the publisher even do milestones?!) and why anyone thought they needed to sell this at AAA full-price... that will probably remain a mystery forever unsolved.
You should create a thread about this.So according to some GAFERS this game will sell millions because the Lord of the Rings IP is massive and that's all that matters.
Spiderman and Hogwarts Legacy sold millions on brand strength alone and NOT because there also good games.
Right guys? Right..? Right...? Guys where you gone?
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It makes me laugh when he suddenly changes face xD
I mean how could it have? Gollum is not an interesting complex character, he's devoured by the Ring, that is all. He doesn't work in interactions with other characters. It's like making a game about someone with mega autism or something, how would you make that work? You need a character to grow, Gollum never could. If we look past that, what interesting stories can we tell about this creature? He is by chance an important character in the destruction of the ring, but who cares what he did before that? He live like a rat and caress his ring.I mean... it could've worked.
It could've been a game similar in style to Styx, which was a great stealth-with-little-combat game.
Even the strengths of Daedalic, the generally good writing and quest structure seen in their point & click games (and others like Blackguard), are practically non-existent here.
How this ended up being a complete clusterfuck in every regard and how anyone could've waved this through during any of the internal milestones (did the publisher even do milestones?!) and why anyone thought they needed to sell this at AAA full-price... that will probably remain a mystery forever unsolved.
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According to the developers, she is the most beautiful elf in the video game
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Should've modeled her after Lizzo for some easy virtue signaling points. SMH.![]()
According to the developers, she is the most beautiful elf in the video game
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I wouldn't buy it for $5 even.I had no idea this was being sold for $60, I thought it was a $20 indie title. I'm in shock!
I was talking about the gameplay.I mean how could it have? Gollum is not an interesting complex character, he's devoured by the Ring, that is all. He doesn't work in interactions with other characters. It's like making a game about someone with mega autism or something, how would you make that work? You need a character to grow, Gollum never could. If we look past that, what interesting stories can we tell about this creature? He is by chance an important character in the destruction of the ring, but who cares what he did before that? He live like a rat and caress his ring.
Best review ever
Lmao
Game Two have published a video report on Gollum failings. It's in German so hopefully they'll be adding English subtitles at some point in the future.
What does it say in the video?I'm a German native, the auto-translated subtitles seem to be fine.
Not perfect, but definitely enough to get what is going on.
For example, that the team size was only about 85 people. Not even half the size of usual AAA dev teams.What does it say in the video?
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Game Two have published a video report on Gollum failings. It's in German so hopefully they'll be adding English subtitles at some point in the future.
Wasn't there at the time of me posting the video in this thread. But anyway, that was fast!The title even says [ENG SUB] :B
Altough I'm not a big fan of GameTwo no more, this mini documentary was quiete interesesting.
TheSHEEEP summed it up quiete well.
I'll try to finish it.
I think I'm the only one who bought the game on PS5 here on the forum, I did it because of the reviews and and people opinión about this game... I wanted to try it for myself... The game itself is Atrocious!!! As much as I humbly want to see something positive, it's very difficult for me... And I've only been here for 1 hour and 30 minutes!!!
I'll try to finish it.
As a video game expert, I have tried games with a score of less than 5, such as God Hand and they have been great, or The Callisto Protocol, which I really liked, and since I have willpower, what I started I must finish... It will be a arduous task. I know, but I'll test how far my mind can handle this game.
I've seen stranger fetishes, so this one is fine.As a video game expert, I have tried games with a score of less than 5, such as God Hand and they have been great, or The Callisto Protocol, which I really liked, and since I have willpower, what I started I must finish... It will be a arduous task. I know, but I'll test how far my mind can handle this game.![]()
In fact, I never pay attention to video game reviews, for 15 dollars I said... It will be such a bad game?? , but yes indeed... The game is horrible. I even broke this sequence of the game...I've seen stranger fetishes, so this one is fine.
God Hand is rated very highly, though.
...for 15 dollars I said... It will be such a bad game?