Doc Evils said:
I've given up with this game. I'm not going to look at 200 locations for 1 pigeon. seriously rockstar can go screw themselves.
can someone explain this to me? i am seeing alot of these same kind of complaints about the game. just stop looking for pidgeons and PLAY THE GAME. If you do not ENJOY scouring every last bit of the game world looking for pigeons to shoot THEN DON'T DO IT.
Now some of you out there might be asking "like what Bob? What the hell do oyu expect me to do if i'm not looking for birds to shoot?
Well kids, lucky for you I made a handy list for you!
1. Missions ~ try one, you might like them!
2. Go for a drive ~ take a pill, then a deep breath. Cruise the city, enjoy yourself!
3. Murder ~ This may not be socially acceptable in real life, but here you can murder to your hearts content!
Nervous? heres a pro tip:
a.Find a quiet, secluded area. Like a park, or a dark alleyway.
b.Look for someone who is alone, prefferably a hooker.
c.Wait until your nice and close, you don't want to miss on your first attept at murder! d.Then finally, pull out the weapon of your choice and start attacking your victim!
e. Repeat step d. until your victim becomes completely motionless.
f. Make a quick getaway, if you chose your first spot well, you shouldn't have to worry about any cops.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have murdered your first victim! You will likely have many more, but none so sweet at the first.
4. Base jumping ~ this one is easy and effective! Find a tall building, say your last words, then jump! Look at that emotion engine go!
5. Multiplayer ~ Repeat steps 1-4 with a friend!