TREEHOUSE OF HORROR XXIV
We begin this tale of both Horror and sorrow with an intro directed by Guillermo del Toro.
It's packed to the brim with references and nods, both obscure ones for fans and simple ones for clods.
Pacific Rim, Hitchcock, Blade and Hellboy, Pan's Labyrinth, Lovecraft, it all brings me great joy!
He saw the chance and he took it, this Mr. Del Toro. I've watched it 50 times and I still want more-o!
My one complaint is it's not the best for a laugh, but with an intro like this? Why that complaint is just daft!
Horror is varied, from grotesque to cute. Sometimes it's just best to just pay tribute.
OH, THE PLACES YOU'LL D'OH!
From looking above, each lady and sir better realize that i'm writing in iambic pentameter.
I thought it was fitting for me to cut loose, and write like Ted Geissel, better known as Seuss.
So as such, this review will be written in prose, as tribute to one of my earliest heroes.
They've nailed the design, I have to say. It's Springfield mixed in with that iconic sway.
The spooks come to light and are in position, through a childish view on chaos, a wonderful juxtaposition.
They stop for a jab through a green Lorax expy, at how Tinsletown finds adaptations so very sexy.
I suppose it is necessary to do the entire Suess-verse, but I'd just prefer cameos, for better or worse.
The main cusp of the joke is the Cat is insane, which, while not done as often, still feels quite inane.
But it's done with such love, that I say it rocks. Apart from some weird quriks, (Seriously, Guy Faulks?)
If you're looking for quality in a season so dire, this is one to recommend, it's one to desire.
It's over so quick, it doesn't feel like it drags, the jokes are great, and the plot has very few snags.
Is it classic level? To that, I'd say no. The concept on display has been done to and fro.
But in the series' back half, you could do worse. Of the 20's-30's, this segment is first.
DEAD AND SHOULDERS
I could rant and i could rave about the deja vu that comes with this segment, but I don't want to.
Each episode, even now, is somebody's first. So I should view it with an optimistic burst.
There are funny bits that do give me a giggle and a grin, but they go a tad long, much to my chagrin.
People may misunderstand that I'm being a copy, saying things suck with writing so sloppy.
But I still do like the show, what can I say? If I didn't, why would I watch episodes on premier day?
I just feel it could be better, one of the best of showbiz. Even if you don't bring up the past like half of GAF is.
(With this scene, I found it odd that Al Jean and his cronies never made an episode mocking the bronies.)
For example, this ending feels awfully truncated, so what could be done to make viewers elated?
Trim a joke here and there? Cut out useless scenes? This is critique that I strive for, not just being mean.
FREAKS NO GEEKS
A segment taking place near the roaring fourties? Well, this wouldn't be done with the Ricks or the Mortys.
No, I must not moan, and I must not bitch. I made a promise to watch them, and it's one I shan't ditch.
I've once heard that ol' Matt despised a
lost Hitler joke. So I wonder what changed in the mind of that bloke?
Of course he's not the writer, is he the showrunner? Nay. But I thought that at least he'd have final say.
The design of the freaks is decent enough, complemented by sepia and colors so rough.
But the plot has little buildup, if I must critique. It's a small nitpick though, with a style so unique.
Some parts go on long, some parts fly by quick. I think I should know that it's the show's new shtick.
But it's hard to look at episodes in a vacuum, as the show has been running for many a moon.
If there's nothing to compare to, it's inoffensive at best, but when put on a ranking, it doesn't pass the test.
But these shorts didn't make me feel green, see red or turn orange. And for that, they're fine enough, so...
...i've got nothing.
Fat: 8/10
Shoulders: 5/10
Freaks: 5/10