UEFA EURO 2024 |OT| Es Kommt Nach Hause

England may not have played much in the allotted time but some of those penalty shots were cold blooded as hell.

Belingham's and Toney's in particular were incredible penalty shots.

Congratz England! May you take the trophy this time around!

Southgate needs to play more offensive though...ah but what do any of us know. The madman has an insane plan but it's working for him seemingly 😂
 
how does southgate keep getting away with this ⁠( ⁠°⁠ ⁠-⁠°)
We have the individual talent to pull us out of the shit. We won inspite of Southgate as per.

Just like Neo im starting to believe. You need some luck tio win and we look like we got the rub of the green just now.

Saka man of the match easy
 
Who will our next game be against... Netherlands & Turkey next up.
I hope Turkey wins....and not at all because Netherlands eliminated my team...

petty big brother GIF by Big Brother After Dark
 
We have reached the semi by playing no where near our peak.

France and England falling up the stairs.

If England can win this tournament that last minute Bellingham goal against Slovakia is gonna go down in legend for us England fans.

I am full believing now. I genuinely thought Switzerland were gonna dump us out but fuck it we live in the here and now and there was slight improvements to be happy with but we still gotta fully click together. If we can continue improving then I think we can finally end this never winning anything run. I believe the bois CAN bring it home regardless of who we get if we can continue improving.
 
The amount of Turkish barbers and kebab shops in Blackpool, I think this match might need a few passport checks.
 
me and the Mrs have a euro drinking game every time someone on the telly says the word "press" we have a shot.

Yes we are fucked.
 
Mrs Clarky has pulled jury duty Monday. If i said shes hoping for recused or a open and shut case is an understatement

Whoever she get is fucked guilty as charged regardless.
My missus got chosen too a few months back, they really messed her about and kept changing the date, wouldn't of been so bad but it was 20 miles away, the case got dropped in the end too, utter waste of time!

...Looking like Turkey England 👀
 
My missus got chosen too a few months back, they really messed her about and kept changing the date, wouldn't of been so bad but it was 20 miles away, the case got dropped in the end too, utter waste of time!

...Looking like Turkey England 👀
To be honest hopefully she pulls a Harold Shipman and it keeps her out of my hair for a few months. Could be thread worthy
 
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Where is van persie when you need him?

Thats what this team are missing. Bergkamp also

Along with:

Van Basten
Overmars
Davids
De Boer (Both)
Van Der Sar
Kluivert
Rijkaard
Seedorf

... They've produced so many good players over the years and are now relying on Wout Weghorst & Memphis Depay....
 
You're missing Robben. But yeah, we don't really have world class attackers at the moment.

You have a better defence than attack, which is the wrong way around for Dutch teams. You have De Ligt on the bench, that's how strong your defence is.
 
Thank fuck, shit Turks going home. Bad match from us, but goddamn these Turks simply don't deserve it whatsoever. Good riddance.
 
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