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[ParaSeoul]

Think for me it was the final exam of high school of all things, it was a two and a half hour paper, don't remember on what, probably English.
I'm normally pretty good with letting them out silent but deadly style in class especially if I'm sitting at my preferred spot at the back of the classroom. But this time it was different, we were in alphabetical order so I was near the front of the class. It was in the last 40-30 minutes I felt it brewing, no big deal I thought. A few minutes later I realized it was indeed a big deal, began to immediately regret the decision to eat Korean food the night before. In the last 15 minutes, the really loud gurgles started, the people sitting around me actually heard, I could feel their eyes on me.

I knew something big was about to be unleashed so I rushed through the last couple questions,praying that the teacher would let me out early, felt like she took an eternity to walk over to my desk, as soon as she reached out her hand I stood up to hand her the paper and thats when it happened, probably one of the biggest farts I've ever ripped in my life,just 15 whole seconds of raw flatulence echoing through the classroom,such a relief I momentarily forgot I just dropped a nuke in front of the entire class and probably gave the girl who sat behind me pink eye. I bolted out of class so I didn't have time to gauge the aroma but seeing everyone else, teacher included also decided to just end the test right at that point tells me it was probably not very hospitable. I'm glad I'll probably never see anyone from school again.

 

[RagnarokIV]

Just come across this amazing video

 

[BadBurger]

Junior year biology class of some kind, forget the exact name of the class, had these really thin wooden chairs. Myself and two surfer dudes used to try to outdo each other with a random, loud, rattling fart on those thin wooden chairs. At least one of us got in a good one each week or so. The look on the teacher's face each time it happened was priceless. She looked so defeated and disgusted at the same time.

 

[Badlucktroll]

i remember when a heavy set guy did a giant squeeker

 

[Mistake]

I once let one ricochet off a chair by accident after it was revealed our gym teacher died of skin cancer

 

[West Texas CEO]

I don't think I ever farted in class.

 

[Big Baller]

I don't think I ever farted in class.

 

[The Cockatrice]

I don't think I ever farted in class.

How many kids did u bully for their lunches tho?

 

[Valonquar]

coming to post a reaction to this thread, and finding I'd already reacted to it and completely forgotten:

 

[Solarstrike]

No wonder aliens don't want to talk to Earth

 

[West Texas CEO]

How many kids did u bully for their lunches tho?

None. I use stealth, not brute force.

 

[computergeek]

In 6th grade during a history test I had a loud fart that lasted probably 5-10 seconds. It was an all-guys class and the smell was so horrible that someone got up and told the teacher (although he had already heard it) and he told me to not do that anymore. Later in the year I kept on farting and the teacher told me he would call my dad if I did it again.

 

[Polygonal_Sprite]

I’ve been taking a fibre supplement the past week to help me along on the toilet and my god the farts I’ve been blasting. I’ve never been one for regular farts but my asshole is working overtime. One about lifted me off my feet the sheer power it held. I feel like I have a super power.

I’m also now shitting regularly thanks.