Synbios459
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Last night my nephew (who is 6) comes over, I think I might get him interested in videogames, considerinmg he's seen me play game before and showed a little interest in them I give him my Kiwi-coiored GBC. With Zelda: Link's Awakening (original), Battle Arena Toshindon, and Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle.
So he's all like "Cool, that's awesome", so he pops in BBCC and doesn't even get past the "press start" screeen and he asks "What do I do"? I told him to read what it says (and he can read) namely press start, so he does and he doesn't even move, and yet again asks "What do I do??" I told him to get the carrots, then he says "How do I do that??" Just walk over them I said, so after about 5 monotonous questions later, he FINALLY gets the gist of it, and is like, wow that's cool.
So he proceeds to pop in Zelda, and doesn't even get past the name screen when he asks the infamous "What do I do??" question, I told him to READ WHAT IT SAYS namely....put in his name and he's like "How do I do that???" By this time I'm getting REALLY irritated and I tell him to just experiment around. So not even getting past the name screen he proceeds to pop it out saying "I want a different game, this is to hard!" So without asking if he could he just goes over to my GB games, picks up Super Mario Deluxe and long story short, he can't even pick a save file. So when he FINALLY gets going he asks me, yet again "What do I do???" I tell him just to jump on the enemies and get to the other side.
After only about 5 seconds in he proceeds to just run right into a goomba, and he's like "This sucks, it's to hard!"
Then he gets R-Type and keeps asking me what to do, I tell him to just shoot everything and dodge the bullets, not 5 seconds later he is complaining that it's "To hard!"
By this time he had to leave (thankfully), so I tell him he can take it in exchange. Well, he comes back this morning, then he STILL hasn't got past the first level! He shows me some blocks and asks me "What are those??" I tell him to just jump over them, and then he says "How do I do that?" by this time all I have to say is "......" and he's like, "I want to exchange that other game you said was a fighting game, I can't figure out how to get it to start". So I said "Look, you already have some games that I gave you, take 'em or leave 'em" to which he responds "YOU ARE MEAN!!!" (BTW I forgot to mention he also put in numerous other GB games w/o getting past the input your name screen) So if that's not all he sees my purple GBC and says "I want that one!!!" I told him no, and he just starts crying, unfortunately, his mother, just as always, is nowhere to be found and just lets him do whatever he wants.
I go and find her, and she FINALLY tells him to come down as he's crying just because the color he wants (which he never said he wanted the night before) he can't get:/
I realizre he's only six, but I sure don't remember complaining like that. I always loved getting new games and experimenting with them till I found out exactly what to do.
Heh, I also forgot to mention that for some reason he takes out the game, and THEN turns it off, I tryed to correct him but he didn't understand the concept of "Damaging your game, or loosing your save file".
So he's all like "Cool, that's awesome", so he pops in BBCC and doesn't even get past the "press start" screeen and he asks "What do I do"? I told him to read what it says (and he can read) namely press start, so he does and he doesn't even move, and yet again asks "What do I do??" I told him to get the carrots, then he says "How do I do that??" Just walk over them I said, so after about 5 monotonous questions later, he FINALLY gets the gist of it, and is like, wow that's cool.
So he proceeds to pop in Zelda, and doesn't even get past the name screen when he asks the infamous "What do I do??" question, I told him to READ WHAT IT SAYS namely....put in his name and he's like "How do I do that???" By this time I'm getting REALLY irritated and I tell him to just experiment around. So not even getting past the name screen he proceeds to pop it out saying "I want a different game, this is to hard!" So without asking if he could he just goes over to my GB games, picks up Super Mario Deluxe and long story short, he can't even pick a save file. So when he FINALLY gets going he asks me, yet again "What do I do???" I tell him just to jump on the enemies and get to the other side.
After only about 5 seconds in he proceeds to just run right into a goomba, and he's like "This sucks, it's to hard!"
Then he gets R-Type and keeps asking me what to do, I tell him to just shoot everything and dodge the bullets, not 5 seconds later he is complaining that it's "To hard!"
By this time he had to leave (thankfully), so I tell him he can take it in exchange. Well, he comes back this morning, then he STILL hasn't got past the first level! He shows me some blocks and asks me "What are those??" I tell him to just jump over them, and then he says "How do I do that?" by this time all I have to say is "......" and he's like, "I want to exchange that other game you said was a fighting game, I can't figure out how to get it to start". So I said "Look, you already have some games that I gave you, take 'em or leave 'em" to which he responds "YOU ARE MEAN!!!" (BTW I forgot to mention he also put in numerous other GB games w/o getting past the input your name screen) So if that's not all he sees my purple GBC and says "I want that one!!!" I told him no, and he just starts crying, unfortunately, his mother, just as always, is nowhere to be found and just lets him do whatever he wants.
I go and find her, and she FINALLY tells him to come down as he's crying just because the color he wants (which he never said he wanted the night before) he can't get:/
I realizre he's only six, but I sure don't remember complaining like that. I always loved getting new games and experimenting with them till I found out exactly what to do.
Heh, I also forgot to mention that for some reason he takes out the game, and THEN turns it off, I tryed to correct him but he didn't understand the concept of "Damaging your game, or loosing your save file".
