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[The Lamonster]

How Is Batman Real When Bats Aren't Real?

HA well done sir

 

[Rookje]

 

[milkham]

When i got to the white batman costume part i though ok this whole thing is made up, then i see a photo.. wtf

 

[Popnbake]

His twitter account is some BS (whose isn't though?) but this is making the world a better place to live in.

Kayne, Kim, and his parents allowed him to wear a white batman suit to a wedding?

He wore an Ironman suit on a date with a hot chick?

His tweets make him sound like a dull individual but now I want to know what's the story behind these pics.

 

[Elija2]

So, Bat Jaden isn't the first time the young Smith has masqueraded as a superhero.

He also apparently goes on dates dressed as Iron Man:

Damn, the dude dresses up in superhero costumes and still gets dates.

But seriously, how have I never heard about this? Why does he have a weird thing for superhero costumes?

 

[Zozz]

I believe every single word. Holy fuck, I am going nuts over here. I can't stop laughing.

 

[Dead]

Holy Bat Jaden photo!! This keeps getting more true.

Yo fuck WhiteBat, I want to know who the dude in the red suit is

 

[Servbot24]

This article is clearly fake.




Is what I would say if it were about anyone other than Kanye.

 

[User Name Here]

Holy divine shit. All of that needs to be turned into a movie.

 

[BadAss2961]

Holy Bat Jaden photo!! This keeps getting more true.

How did Will let him leave the house like this?

 

[KidA Seven]

Holy Bat Jaden photo!! This keeps getting more true.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Fuck them, them is some hilarious stuff. At least their selfish whims led to local workers being paid well for doing dumb shit.

 

[Archer]

How did Will let him leave the house like this?

Do some research on Will and Jada's relationship. It'll shed some light. I'd guess that their son is acting out...seeking attention.

Will's the more level headed one. Jada, on the other hand...

 

[super-famicom]

Fuck them, them is some hilarious stuff. At least their selfish whims led to local workers being paid well for doing dumb shit.

But Andrea Bocelli didn't get the glass of water he asked for.

 

[Discotheque]

Red suit guy looks huge. Menacing as fuck

Also how are these fuckers gonna disrespect bocelli like that? The barilla pasta commercial brought tears to my eyes

 

[Dead]

Red suit guy looks huge. Menacing as fuck

I desperately want it to be a cleric of the church of satan

 

[Yekshemesh]

If the influx of Chinese billionaires/millionaires has taught us anything, it's money can't buy taste and class. And they don't get much more tasteless and classlessness than Kim & Kanye. I also might add my respect for Will Smith is out the window... control your son bruh!

 

[User Name Here]

What's up with this dude's eyes? Is he a robot?

The guy on the left? If you've seen what he has seen... you'd probably look like that too. It is the body's natural reaction to all the wtf.

 

[TheBaronOfNA]

Holy Bat Jaden photo!! This keeps getting more true.

I CAN STOP

LaUghIng...

PFTTT HAHAHAHHAHAHA

God bless him...

 

[JDSN]

Those pictures make that Eyes Wide Closed party look like a kindergander party.

 

[20cent]

I'm starting to wonder if they are really adults or if they accidentally switched bodies with 12 year old kids.

I only know very little about these 2, the kardashian brainless-bimbo and generic-blingbling-swag-meh rapper, and I'm not surprised at all?
We are looking at the lowest level of the humanity there. Thank god at least they have money to deal with their mediocrity.

 

[bigmf]

I hope Andrea Bocelli didn't have to drive himself home.

 

[StopMakingSense]

Red suit guy looks huge. Menacing as fuck

Menacing is probably a word never ascribed to that man.

 

[dskillzhtown]

Jaden in a Batman costume at a wedding is completely bizarre.

 

[Yamauchi]

Holy Bat Jaden photo!! This keeps getting more true.

This is hilarious.

My personal belief is that probably bits and pieces of this are true but that every point has likely been exaggerated significantly.

Regardless, it's hilarious.

 

[Stet]

This shit isn't true. Andrea Bocelli is nowhere near one of the greatest living Italian vocalists.

 

[SuperAndroid17]

Whos the guy in the Red lobster outfit?

 

[Thursday War]

Sounds like a salty soccer mom wrote this

 

[super-famicom]

Jaden in a Batman costume at a wedding is completely bizarre.

Yeah, because he's actually Spider-Man

 

[FinalStageBoss]

Lmao that kid actually wore a white batman costume. Smh will smith what have you done

 

[Exterminieren]

Yeah, what I take from all this is that Jaden Smith needs severe and urgent help before he winds up killing someone.

Probably in a superhero-related incident.

I see some messed up, Red Mist-style shenanigans in that kid's future.

 

[Phobophile]

How much do you think this all cost? $20-30 million?

 

[Guevara]

Holy Bat Jaden photo!! This keeps getting more true.

Holy shit the Illuminati is real. And really lame.

 

[J10]

Damn... Mental illness, infinite money, and nobody telling you to fix your shit is a BAAAAAAAAAAD combo.

He's not mentally ill, he's eccentric.

 

[Smellycat]

I am still laughing at this

 

[MormaPope]

Holy Bat Jaden photo!! This keeps getting more true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y&feature=kp

 

[AkuMifune]

If tilda swinton sleeping in a box is art, then this is a masterpiece. Kanye on another level.

 

[Yekshemesh]

I'm just laughing at the fact that nobody told Jaden not to wear that shit. Not his dad, not Kanye, not Kim, I bet Will was like "fuck I look like such a pushover parent right now". Kanye the ultimate control freak didn't have the balls to tell Jaden Smith to take that shit off... L.O.L!! What happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force? Hilarity is what happens.

 

[FourMyle]

I saw this linked on another forum and figured you'd get a kick out of it too. The whole thing is gold, Jerry. I know it looks like a lot of text but I couldn't seem to cut anything out because it's all so good. I can't even figure out which parts to bold.



Link to the story.

If this is all true, then I'm starting to wonder if they are really adults or if they accidentally switched bodies with 12 year old kids.

 

[NotBacon]

This is what happens when a bunch of 'artists' have essentially infinite money. In their minds they are the most important people to walk the earth. Everything is 'art' and everyone needs to bow down in their presence.

Kinda reminds me of the attitude of Labeouf in: Seagulls

 

[shadowkat]

I'm going to choose to believe this is true.

 

[tmarques]

I still can't believe Kanye West allowed himself to be turned into a reality-show co-star. I wonder if anyone ever tried telling him how much this is damaging his career.

And who the hell is concerned about his wife's celebrity status in his wedding vows? I give it a year.

And guess Blindgossip was right when they said Beyonce was throwing hissy fits left and right because Jay Z wanted her to attend the wedding (and collect a huge paycheck), but she felt it wasn't worth being associated with trash. Guess she's smarter than I gave her credit for.

 

[TheOGB]

This is bullshit

but it's so good

but it's bullshit

I want to believe

 

[Guevara]

This is what happens when a bunch of 'artists' have essentially infinite money. In their minds they are the most important people to walk the earth. Everything is 'art' and everyone needs to bow down in their presence.

Kinda reminds me of the attitude of Labeouf in: Seagulls

Yeah it makes me want to raise all their taxes.

 

[tmarques]

I'm just laughing at the fact that nobody told Jaden not to wear that shit. Not his dad, not Kanye, not Kim, I bet Will was like "fuck I look like such a pushover parent right now". Kanye the ultimate control freak didn't have the balls to tell Jaden Smith to take that shit off... L.O.L!! What happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force? Hilarity is what happens.

I NEED a video of this 16-year-old kid going around smashing glasses on purpose and throwing his cape over people's heads like a hyperactive toddler being raised by people who couldn't be bothered to control their child. And everyone pretending there's nothing weird going on. I NEED it.

 

[Calibus]

That's some groomzilla shit

My thoughts exactly, but it does make for comedic reading after the fact. Kim's only slightly better herself. Kanye is a nutcase.

 

[Fudgepuppy]

This could turn into such a hilarious comedy.

 

[marrec]

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

 

[caesar]

Holy Bat Jaden photo!! This keeps getting more true.

I spy Steve McQueen.

 

[bananas]

LOL

Holy Bat Jaden photo!! This keeps getting more true.