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[SamuraiX-]

welcome to the carnival of stupid

Holy God... :lol :lol

The new thread title had me busting up for a good few minutes after remembering back when this shit was still a mere 5 pages. :lol

 

[industrian]

I hope that when MGS4 gets a trophy patch, "Carnival of Stupid" is the name of the trophy you get when you complete the first part of Act 3.

 

[Kyoufu]

I hope that when MGS4 gets a trophy patch, "Carnival of Stupid" is the name of the trophy you get when you complete the first part of Act 3.

Maybe if Ryan Payton was still at KP.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

 

[Cerberus]

:lol

 

[Barrett2]

Damnit, the new title pulled me in! :lol

 

[gkryhewy]

Hey guys. I'm just stopping in to say that this is the single most appropriate title ever given on NeoGAF. Great work to the mod who changed it.

Oh don't act above it all - you've been damage controller in chief in here :lol You're a carney like the rest. Carney.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Damnit, the new title pulled me in! :lol

I haven't been online since yesterday, so when I look for the MGS thread, I'm like "WTF? Where is it!?" Then I look through my previous posts and see the thread title changed. :lol

BTW, any new info or are we still in "LULZ" mode?

 

[Dever]

BTW, any new info or are we still in "LULZ" mode?

Well what do you think?

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

 

[Threi]

BTW, any new info or are we still in "LULZ" mode?

look at all the posts on this page and you will have your answer.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Well what do you think?

Just now searched through the past 2 pages. Yeeaaaaaaah. I won't go any further back. :lol

 

[freethought]

When I saw the title on the front page I knew it would be this thread. :lol

 

[SamuraiX-]

Dew the Ocelot! :lol

I swear, this new Ocelot Orange Soda has turned into a cultural phenomenon... at least on GAF anyway. :lol

 

[DrPirate]

Amazing how I knew this thread title was this thread before entering...

Well done GAF. Well done.

Also: :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Haunted]

I for one welcome our new soda overlords.

 

[∀ Narayan]

Okay, here's what's going on for those who are out of the loop - or simply don't know what's going on.

On Saturday, December 6th (today) - Famitsu let slip that the "huge announcement" is actually Metal Gear Soda. The flash splash-screen that a good lot of you have already looked at is for a Metal Gear ARG that is going to tie in with the soda line-up on November 12th.

Famitsu withdrew the statement, but shagg_187 was able to copy it:

METALGEARSODA日本2009年1月1日に発売される。それに加え、 METALGEARSODAはフリーDLCとしてエネルギードリンクの代用としてMGS4 " REGAIN "利用できるようになります

This image was also posted in the article:

This is an example for a design competition that will be held on a monthly basis for the product's run. Consumers will be able to submit artwork to Konami, and the best submission will be printed on the month's run of the soda. The artwork will also be packed as a poster in Famitsu Magazine and Shonen Jump.

Currently, only three flavors are known:

Ocelot Orange
Liquid Snake Grape
Solid SassperSnakeilla

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

 

[Gato]

Needs more MGS4 soda monkey.

 

[SamuraiX-]

OMG win. XFD

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[JonathanEx]

Carnival of Stupid is a bit too kind for this.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

 

[industrian]

BTW, any new info or are we still in "LULZ" mode?

 

[Cerberus]

IGN has a profile for the 360 version of MGS4.

http://xbox360.ign.com/objects/872/872469.html

:O

 

[Barrett2]

IGN has a profile for the 360 version of MGS4.

http://xbox360.ign.com/objects/872/872469.html

:O

Sounds delicious.

 

[Psychotext]

Pics make this thread awesome again. :lol

 

[JimmyV]

why does everyone think this is a game for the 360? The power button is the same on the PS3 too.....heck, its kind of the universal power button.

 

[industrian]

IGN has a profile for the 360 version of MGS4.

http://xbox360.ign.com/objects/872/872469.html

:O

Considering that IGN is a carnival of stupid that doesn't surprise me.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

 

[ThatObviousUser]

IGN has a profile for the 360 version of MGS4.

http://xbox360.ign.com/objects/872/872469.html

:O

:lol Someone's in on the joke.

 

[speculawyer]

Accurate thread title.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

 

[Byakuya769]

LOL at the guy trying to create "The Proper "A Next Metal Gear Is..."" thread!!!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=344538

 

[∀ Narayan]

why does everyone think this is a game for the 360? The power button is the same on the PS3 too.....heck, its kind of the universal power button.

You're a bit late. It's actually an ad campaign for Metal Gear Soda.

 

[SamuraiX-]

why does everyone think this is a game for the 360? The power button is the same on the PS3 too.....heck, its kind of the universal power button.

But it's a GREEN universal power button! Don't you see!?

Damn, man. Don't start none... won't be none... you hear?

 

[Cerberus]

Considering that IGN is a carnival of stupid that doesn't surprise me.

:lol

It even says "Exclusively on Xbox 360" on the page.

 

[Metroidvania]

Shagg.....don't stop. :lol

I'm waiting for a Liquid one.

 

[Zeliard]

You're a bit late. It's actually an ad campaign for Metal Gear Soda.

lol

lol2

 

[Smokey]

wow

 

[LiveFromKyoto]

Okay, here's what's going on for those who are out of the loop - or simply don't know what's going on.

On Saturday, November 6th (today) - Famitsu let slip that the "huge announcement" is actually Metal Gear Soda.

Today is Saturday December, not November, 6th.

I've read as much of this thread as I can handle and I honestly don't know if you're telling the truth. Even if you say "yeah, that's it, I'm completely serious" I still won't know. One every page of this thread there's some joker who hasn't been banned offering contradictory insider info.

I may never know.

 

[thetrin]

True question: How many of you realize that Chin Chin is Japanese slang for penis?

 

[JimmyV]

These threads are the best! Its the kind that when I'm bored at work I can just F5 and know there will be something new!!!

 

[mintylurb]

Today is Saturday December, not November, 6th.

I've read as much of this thread as I can handle and I honestly don't know if you're telling the truth. Even if you say "yeah, that's it, I'm completely serious" I still won't know. One every page of this thread there's some joker who hasn't been banned offering contradictory insider info.

I may never know.

He isn't.

 

[Regulus Tera]

True question: How many of you realize that Chin Chin is Japanese slang for penis?

Welcome to almost fifty posts ago.

 

[Deleted member 8095]

True question: How many of you realize that Chin Chin is Japanese slang for penis?

Wait... so the soda isn't real??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[thetrin]

Welcome to almost fifty posts ago.

Welcome to the real world, where people do things besides sitting in a thread incessantly mashing F5.

Wait... so the soda isn't real??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who said the soda was real? I'm just saying it's a funny joke.

 

[vareon]

True question: How many of you realize that Chin Chin is Japanese slang for penis?

*raises hand*

 

[SamuraiX-]

Today is Saturday December, not November, 6th.

I've read as much of this thread as I can handle and I honestly don't know if you're telling the truth. Even if you say "yeah, that's it, I'm completely serious" I still won't know. One every page of this thread there's some joker who hasn't been banned offering contradictory insider info.

I may never know.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Shagg.....don't stop. :lol

I'm waiting for a Liquid one.

 

[∀ Narayan]

Today is Saturday December, not November, 6th.

I've read as much of this thread as I can handle and I honestly don't know if you're telling the truth. Even if you say "yeah, that's it, I'm completely serious" I still won't know. One every page of this thread there's some joker who hasn't been banned offering contradictory insider info.

I may never know.

Typo. Fixed it in the post.

And, yes, the soda is totally real.