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What's the worst physical pain you've experienced?
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Escape Goat
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Got my face run into the pavement while riding a skateboard LOL
i hit my head on a metal railing when i fell off a fence and had a huge gash that required 21 stitches. that hurt pretty bad. another time i got bit on the finger by a moray eel and it got torn to ribbons. that hurt worse because of all the nerve endings on my fingertip i guess.
MrPing1000
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getting kicked in the nuts is an awful pain
so is when u sprain your fingers, its not really sore but its bloody annoying
so is when u sprain your fingers, its not really sore but its bloody annoying
MrPing1000
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*looks forward to his membership card and $10 a month for a crappy 2 page magazine*
yay!
yay!
I once grabbed a soldering iron by what I thought was the handle. Full one clutched the entire iron in my left hand.
My hand felt like it was throbbing "cartoon style," like when a character gets an anvil dopped on their hand and they turn red and throb eight times their original size.
My hand felt like it was throbbing "cartoon style," like when a character gets an anvil dopped on their hand and they turn red and throb eight times their original size.
Swab tests deep inside the urethra
Four fillings without getting any meds. Having to sit in the dentist chair trying to tell him but he would listen. I about punched the fucker out after he was done.
Horse ridding:
Go up a cliff side trail and getting stuck in a tree cause the horse bucked so i was about 6 feet off the ground. And really freaking close to the edge of the cliff then falling out of the tree almost falling off the cliff. That was a lot of fun. Hurt my back really bad.
Second Horse ridding trip.
Through a river in arizona the horse went nuts cause of some snakes in the water. I got bit once by the snakes and had to hold my breath the whole time while the horse was going nuts trying to get to the other side.
Getting shocked by a 220 replacing a fan.
Butterfly Iv's
Oh and getting shot up with a total of 18 bb's in my left and a few in the right leg.
There are a few more tings i remember but dont need to share.
Four fillings without getting any meds. Having to sit in the dentist chair trying to tell him but he would listen. I about punched the fucker out after he was done.
Horse ridding:
Go up a cliff side trail and getting stuck in a tree cause the horse bucked so i was about 6 feet off the ground. And really freaking close to the edge of the cliff then falling out of the tree almost falling off the cliff. That was a lot of fun. Hurt my back really bad.
Second Horse ridding trip.
Through a river in arizona the horse went nuts cause of some snakes in the water. I got bit once by the snakes and had to hold my breath the whole time while the horse was going nuts trying to get to the other side.
Getting shocked by a 220 replacing a fan.
Butterfly Iv's
Oh and getting shot up with a total of 18 bb's in my left and a few in the right leg.
There are a few more tings i remember but dont need to share.
Mike Works
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Chronic stomach cramps as a kid
Brian Fellows
Pete Carroll Owns Me
When my friend was pulling me down the highway on my rollerbaldes behind his jeep. I let go and hell going about 35 or 40 and tore all the skin off my palms. I had to play pretty much my whole baseball season with no skin on my hands. Made batting a very painfull and bloody ordeal. I had to wrap each hand in a package of gause before the games. Spankin it was also much harder.......
Tritroid said:
My doc told me and it was baaaad because I couldn't even take a normal piss because I had to give a sample and I had to keep stopping and starting to make sure I wasn't filling the container up too much! LOL! Stop/start/burn/ouch.
I'm actually scared to go pee again....!
Kuramu
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Suerte said:
according to this site, they still do it that way 8|
http://kidney.niddk.nih.gov/kudiseases/pubs/stonesadults/index.htm
Tritroid said:
Yeah, my doctor said it probably wasn't an STD but I should go get a check up anyway. Apparently I have tonsilitis and she thought the rash was a side effect of that and the pills she gave me have started to take the rash away. It was probably a good idea to have a check up anyway, although it was a little scary when the guy at the clinic started going on about HIV and stuff :\
I don't get the results for another week though, pft.
In the shop, sorting out medical equipment for inspection, when we ran across an incomplete medkit. Totally useless, so everybody took what they wanted and marked the box for biohazard reclaimation. Which was illegal but since the Captain got first dibs *shifty eyes*... Some people got the morphine, some got the muscle relaxer, some got the 'jumpstart' chemical, others fought for the bandages (10 mile pack hike coming up; they're lifesavers on the feet), and I spotted a smelling salt tablet.
I always wondered how those things woke people up from a slight coma, so I decided to test it out. Right then and there.
Read the instructions.
Read the chemicals.
Broke it open.
Took a big whiff (unconscious people don't do that obviously)...
I saw red, I saw blue, I convulsed, gasped, clawed at my nose. My sinuses were flaring like the dragons of olde, my lungs stabbed at me from the hell I put them through, the snot flowed freely. My eyes were of no use for the next 2 minutes.
It was agony/seizure/soul possession in a capsule, and it was in front several people who could do naught but laugh. The torture finally abated, but I was a shell of a man for the rest of the day. With a clear nose, so that was a plus.
Don't sniff the salt.
I always wondered how those things woke people up from a slight coma, so I decided to test it out. Right then and there.
Read the instructions.
Read the chemicals.
Broke it open.
Took a big whiff (unconscious people don't do that obviously)...
I saw red, I saw blue, I convulsed, gasped, clawed at my nose. My sinuses were flaring like the dragons of olde, my lungs stabbed at me from the hell I put them through, the snot flowed freely. My eyes were of no use for the next 2 minutes.
It was agony/seizure/soul possession in a capsule, and it was in front several people who could do naught but laugh. The torture finally abated, but I was a shell of a man for the rest of the day. With a clear nose, so that was a plus.
Don't sniff the salt.
When I was a child I used to be very "nervous". I was always moving and this caused my mother a lot of frightening moments. One of them was when I break my head (the forehead)...I didn't feel a lot of pain until the doctor began surgering it... I have broken my head a lot of times but that time was very painful...
But anyways the most painful time it was one day I fell and hit my knee. I didn't break it but it was painful...I went to the doctor and he said me I had some kind of liquid inside it and that it had to be extracted. You cannot imagine how it hurts that someone pushes a needle inside your knee (the bone)...It was so painful that they had to repeat it 3 times and with the help of two nurses (I was 6 year old)...
But anyways the most painful time it was one day I fell and hit my knee. I didn't break it but it was painful...I went to the doctor and he said me I had some kind of liquid inside it and that it had to be extracted. You cannot imagine how it hurts that someone pushes a needle inside your knee (the bone)...It was so painful that they had to repeat it 3 times and with the help of two nurses (I was 6 year old)...
ManDudeChild
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The time I got hit in the jimmy with a wrench.
One time about eight years ago I was going through an angry phase ( I was about 15) and whenever I was realy really pissed Id punch a hole in a wall ( I know very descrutive and stupid ) anyway one day im arguing with a friend and I was fairly angry, so I turn around and punch the wall as hard as I can. *crunch* I hit the a god damn beam . I broke my third and fourht medicarple (sp) and dislocated both the bones in my hand behind the two knuckles that broke, which were sticking out the back of my hand. (almost thorugh the skin)
Of course I'm rushed to the hospital but, It was a sunday and I needed to see a specialist (who wouldn't be in till monday) so they give me Vicadin and a wrap and send me home, by the time the shock wore off I was in tremendous pain. It goes without saying that I did not sleep a wink that night....
*morale of the story* If your going to punch a wall check for beams....
Of course I'm rushed to the hospital but, It was a sunday and I needed to see a specialist (who wouldn't be in till monday) so they give me Vicadin and a wrap and send me home, by the time the shock wore off I was in tremendous pain. It goes without saying that I did not sleep a wink that night....
*morale of the story* If your going to punch a wall check for beams....
The Bookerman
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I'm fuckin hardcore compared to you:
This Xray doesn't show everything... but 4 FUCKING FRACTURES on my left leg.
then 1 month later I had this installed on my leg.
4 freakin metal bars goin through your skin. THAT'S HARDCORE.
At the same time I still goin to the gym.
I've lived though it and trust me, it's the worst thing that happened to me EVER.
This Xray doesn't show everything... but 4 FUCKING FRACTURES on my left leg.
then 1 month later I had this installed on my leg.
4 freakin metal bars goin through your skin. THAT'S HARDCORE.
At the same time I still goin to the gym.
I've lived though it and trust me, it's the worst thing that happened to me EVER.
Tritroid
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Yeah, what you described didn't sound like an STD at all. But it's better to actually know for certain if you're clean instead of worrying over nothing.Suerte said:
What was the guy doing talking about HIV..? Didn't you say you had only 'fooled around' and not had actual unprotected sex? Hell even if you had oral the chances of getting HIV through that is less than 1%. (Slightly higher for receptive since there have been a few reported cases, none for insertive however.)
DaCocoBrova
Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
Having my braces removed off the bottom teeth.
When I was a child I had my fingers crushed (on two different occasions) between the front part of a car door and a car (the area where the door and car are connected.) On both occasions I couldn't even yell because of the pain so I was stuck there for around two minutes each time until my father realized something was wrong. My fingers/nails were black/purple after being removed and only returned two its normal color after a few days.
Tritroid said:
Yeah they asked for my sexual history and stuff and what I had done, I told him I had never had anal (giving or taking) and had just done oral and "mutual masturbation" but he still went on about HIV, probably just to "scare me" when I eventually do that kind of thing, although I'd never have unprotected anal sex, especially after all this! Still a little scary how he was like "you have to think if the outcome is positive how it will change your life forever" which I thought was really OTT. Just wish I didn't have to wait a whole week to find out the results, I'm a natural worrier, lol.
When I had my Spinal Taps (two of them), that was probably the worst pain I've ever had in my life. Not only did your spinal cord hurt something nasty, but other things would hurt to. First, you might get a terrible pain in your foot, the next in your arm, etc etc. Couple that with 2 weeks of grilling headaches afterwards, and it's up there as the worst feelings of all time. Basically, this picture tells you what it was all about:
another one is when I had gal-stones, eating something greesy gave me the most terrible stomache pains I've ever had. It would last for hours, enough to go the emergency room.
another one is when I had gal-stones, eating something greesy gave me the most terrible stomache pains I've ever had. It would last for hours, enough to go the emergency room.
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