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[EverydayBeast]

What is your best use of duct tape, it’s a favorite tool of mine and guaranteed to work, with a part rattling under my car it fixed it.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Bondage and interrogation.

 

[MaestroMike]

Kidnapping

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[willothedog]

back, sack and crack on a budget

 

[Highway Star]

Fix holes in my underwear.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Fix holes in my underwear.

Buy new underwear!

 

[badblue]

Buy new underwear!

 

[AJUMP23]

Beasting every day.

 

[Adapting]

Your significant others mouth when they start yapping crazy.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Hair removal

 

[El Muerto]

I use it if i can't find my electrical tape. No fires yet!

 

[Mistake]

I accidentally busted a rear window in my car once and duct taped over it. Yeah it looked ghetto, but it kept the cold and snow out until I could afford to fix it.

 

[Dacvak]

I helped my friend make a full prom suit out of duct tape one time. It was purple duct tape and honestly looked pretty nice. He was like a shiny, low-class pimp.

 

[intbal]

Removes pet hair better than those overpriced rollers.
If you have a dog with a serious shedding problem, always a good idea to keep a roll of duct tape by the front door.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

I used to work with a good buddy of mine who told me that he likes to use duct tape to spread the ass cheeks of BBW's.

Apparently, this is the best way to keep their asses spread for maximum penetration.

 

[ADiTAR]

Tucking.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Tucking.

Tucking what?

 

[San Dan Glokta]

Sealing place with demonic infestation

 

[Codes 208]

Silence is golden…

But duct tape is silver

 

[Audiophile]

Got a bucket that gets used a lot which had a crack in it, put two slivers of duct tape on inside and out; no leaks and still hasn't come off in 7yrs.

 

[SpiceRacz]

I used to work with a good buddy of mine who told me that he likes to use duct tape to spread the ass cheeks of BBW's.

Apparently, this is the best way to keep their asses spread for maximum penetration.

 

[Windle Poons]

Using it on ducks.

 

[Dynasty8]

 

[ADiTAR]

Tucking what?

There's only one thing you tuck. Google it.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

There's only one thing you tuck. Google it.

Ok, I'll screenshot the Google results

 

[bad guy]

To keep my ducks together.

 

[Tams]

Fix holes in my underwear.

Too far.

 

[Tams]

I used to work with a good buddy of mine who told me that he likes to use duct tape to spread the ass cheeks of BBW's.

Apparently, this is the best way to keep their asses spread for maximum penetration.

 

[Goalus]

2 Gamecubes + duct tape = 1 Wii

 

[Audiophile]

It's a shame so many baby ducks have to be liquified to form the sticky substance that makes duct tape work. You'd think we could come up with a synthetic alternative by now.

 

[Soodanim]

I used to work with a good buddy of mine who told me that he likes to use duct tape to spread the ass cheeks of BBW's.

Apparently, this is the best way to keep their asses spread for maximum penetration.

Are we talking about a strip for each cheek, or is he starting at one cheek then wrapping all the way round the front and pinning the second cheek that way?

The first method is more economical but I think there would be a higher chance of smaller strips failing.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Are we talking about a strip for each cheek, or is he starting at one cheek then wrapping all the way round the front and pinning the second cheek that way?

The first method is more economical but I think there would be a higher chance of smaller strips failing.

He uses a strip for each cheek, but I'll be sure to introduce the other method to him.

 

[IntentionalPun]

Duct tape my asshole shut when I go cliff diving. Don’t want to get raped by salt water.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[Paltheos]

As bandages obvs.

 

[BlackTron]

Be sure to keep a roll of duct tape that matches the color of your car in the vehicle.

 

[CGNoire]

Cracked a Bong I had just bought 6 hours earlier and was able to make it leak proof...mostly. :/

 

[PSYGN]

Chest hair

 

[Paasei]

 

[GymWolf]

More of a scotch user myself.

 

[RagnarokIV]

holding up my exhaust when it fell off

 

[Jinzo Prime]

edit: oops

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Top tip

At Christmas, completely duct tape, with as much as possible, your young family members present. Get creative, the more the better

Sit back

Enjoy the rest of the day

 

[Bert Big Balls]

Taping ducts.

 

[LordCBH]

The little plastic cover thing on the bottom of my car is mangled and hanging down. Every year or two I just slap more duct tape on it to hold it up. Aunt paying to get it replaced when I can just tape it.

 

[kevboard]

2 Gamecubes + duct tape = 1 Wii

more like 1 GameCube + 1/4 of a GameCube = 1 Wii

 

[-Minsc-]

Taping ducts.

I've never actually seen a tin banger use common duct tape on duct work. They use either a foil tape or apply a paste like sealer with a brush.

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Putonahappyface]

Top tip

At Christmas, completely duct tape, with as much as possible, your young family members present. Get creative, the more the better

Sit back

Enjoy the rest of the day

I've done this countless times to my niece and nephews Christmas and birthday presents over the years.