My sister keeps fishing for affection

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To clarify, I don't think my sister is hugging me for incestual reasons. In fact I'm pretty certain of that.
 
samn said:
I mean, she grabs me for hugs a lot and they're longer than I would like, but probably if you guys saw us hugging you would not find it awkward. I don't fucking know what I'm saying
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fuckkk.

I know you're aware of what you're doing, and I want to let you know I'm in favor of it.

This thread is gold.
 
John Kowalski said:
time to prove your atheism OP, time to mash her potatoes
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Oh God is prove your atheism/"because youre an atheist" in regards to sisters going to be a GAF meme?

samn said:
I mean, she grabs me for hugs a lot and they're longer than I would like, but probably if you guys saw us hugging you would not find it awkward. I don't fucking know what I'm saying
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Yep. Basically youve sealed my viewpoint you know what youre doing. If the christmas DVD didnt do it.
 
So much sexual frustration between toy and your sister. Before going to see her, buy some KY for Him/Her. It should help with the um nvm.
 
Op why do you hate your sister hugging you so much? Or why do you hate your sister in general. Sounds like she just wants to be apart of your life, but you're not having it. Senpai pls
 
Ok, I'm being serious now, (though also aware you'll add this to your hilarious stockpile of evidence) I just had a flashback to an embarrassing moment when I was hugging my other sister goodbye and I didn't really know how to do hugs so I hugged too long and too hard and my mother shouted at me to stop and my sis looked a bit shocked and backed away. And at the risk of sounding like Marge in that fear of flying episode I think that could be a reason I feel awkward to hug people now.

(no I'm not attracted to her either, I just didn't know how hugs worked)
 
samn said:
Ok, I'm being serious now, I just had a flashback to an embarrassing moment when I was hugging my other sister goodbye and I didn't really know how to do hugs so I hugged too long and too hard and my mother shouted at me to stop and my sis looked a bit shocked and backed away. And at the risk of sounding like Marge in that fear of flying episode I think that could be a reason I feel awkward to hug people now.

(no I'm not attracted to her either, I just didn't know how hugs worked)
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You...don't...know...how...hugs...work?
 
samn said:
Ok, I'm being serious now, (though also aware you'll add this to your hilarious stockpile of evidence) I just had a flashback to an embarrassing moment when I was hugging my other sister goodbye and I didn't really know how to do hugs so I hugged too long and too hard and my mother shouted at me to stop and my sis looked a bit shocked and backed away. And at the risk of sounding like Marge in that fear of flying episode I think that could be a reason I feel awkward to hug people now.

(no I'm not attracted to her either, I just didn't know how hugs worked)
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Um so did you get a boner when doing so? Wha?
 
samn said:
Ok, I'm being serious now, (though also aware you'll add this to your hilarious stockpile of evidence) I just had a flashback to an embarrassing moment when I was hugging my other sister goodbye and I didn't really know how to do hugs so I hugged too long and too hard and my mother shouted at me to stop and my sis looked a bit shocked and backed away. And at the risk of sounding like Marge in that fear of flying episode I think that could be a reason I feel awkward to hug people now.

(no I'm not attracted to her either, I just didn't know how hugs worked)
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....uh...
shocked+backed away
from a hug

I'm slightly concerned because these arent normal words to describe hugs that are botched.
 
Thanks OT, this thread has given me the chortles.

Talk to your sister, bro. And not on Facebook. IRL. In the flesh.

Come back with details. Vivid details.
 
samn said:
Ok, I'm being serious now, (though also aware you'll add this to your hilarious stockpile of evidence) I just had a flashback to an embarrassing moment when I was hugging my other sister goodbye and I didn't really know how to do hugs so I hugged too long and too hard and my mother shouted at me to stop and my sis looked a bit shocked and backed away. And at the risk of sounding like Marge in that fear of flying episode I think that could be a reason I feel awkward to hug people now.

(no I'm not attracted to her either, I just didn't know how hugs worked)
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You should sit down your mother and help her through her jealousy issues.
 
samn said:
Ok, I'm being serious now, (though also aware you'll add this to your hilarious stockpile of evidence) I just had a flashback to an embarrassing moment when I was hugging my other sister goodbye and I didn't really know how to do hugs so I hugged too long and too hard and my mother shouted at me to stop and my sis looked a bit shocked and backed away. And at the risk of sounding like Marge in that fear of flying episode I think that could be a reason I feel awkward to hug people now.

(no I'm not attracted to her either, I just didn't know how hugs worked)
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I'm sure your nee-chan would love to practice hugging with you.
 
samn said:
Ok, I'm being serious now, (though also aware you'll add this to your hilarious stockpile of evidence) I just had a flashback to an embarrassing moment when I was hugging my other sister goodbye and I didn't really know how to do hugs so I hugged too long and too hard and my mother shouted at me to stop and my sis looked a bit shocked and backed away. And at the risk of sounding like Marge in that fear of flying episode I think that could be a reason I feel awkward to hug people now.

(no I'm not attracted to her either, I just didn't know how hugs worked)
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samn said:
Ok, I'm being serious now, (though also aware you'll add this to your hilarious stockpile of evidence) I just had a flashback to an embarrassing moment when I was hugging my other sister goodbye and I didn't really know how to do hugs so I hugged too long and too hard and my mother shouted at me to stop and my sis looked a bit shocked and backed away. And at the risk of sounding like Marge in that fear of flying episode I think that could be a reason I feel awkward to hug people now.

(no I'm not attracted to her either, I just didn't know how hugs worked)
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Did your mom scream at you because you were giving your sister a backwards hug?
 
samn said:
Ok, I'm being serious now, (though also aware you'll add this to your hilarious stockpile of evidence) I just had a flashback to an embarrassing moment when I was hugging my other sister goodbye and I didn't really know how to do hugs so I hugged too long and too hard and my mother shouted at me to stop and my sis looked a bit shocked and backed away. And at the risk of sounding like Marge in that fear of flying episode I think that could be a reason I feel awkward to hug people now.

(no I'm not attracted to her either, I just didn't know how hugs worked)
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She could see the dark hunger within you.
And the stiffy without.
 
samn said:
Ok, I'm being serious now, (though also aware you'll add this to your hilarious stockpile of evidence) I just had a flashback to an embarrassing moment when I was hugging my other sister goodbye and I didn't really know how to do hugs so I hugged too long and too hard and my mother shouted at me to stop and my sis looked a bit shocked and backed away. And at the risk of sounding like Marge in that fear of flying episode I think that could be a reason I feel awkward to hug people now.

(no I'm not attracted to her either, I just didn't know how hugs worked)
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You never hug for too long and too hard
 
samn said:
Ok, I'm being serious now, (though also aware you'll add this to your hilarious stockpile of evidence) I just had a flashback to an embarrassing moment when I was hugging my other sister goodbye and I didn't really know how to do hugs so I hugged too long and too hard and my mother shouted at me to stop and my sis looked a bit shocked and backed away. And at the risk of sounding like Marge in that fear of flying episode I think that could be a reason I feel awkward to hug people now.

(no I'm not attracted to her either, I just didn't know how hugs worked)
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Great episode.
 
samn said:
Ok, I'm being serious now, (though also aware you'll add this to your hilarious stockpile of evidence) I just had a flashback to an embarrassing moment when I was hugging my other sister goodbye and I didn't really know how to do hugs so I hugged too long and too hard and my mother shouted at me to stop and my sis looked a bit shocked and backed away. And at the risk of sounding like Marge in that fear of flying episode I think that could be a reason I feel awkward to hug people now.

(no I'm not attracted to her either, I just didn't know how hugs worked)
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I... what... Stop it...

Never stop
 
Ok another flashback: the other sister that I hugged too hard later told me (recently) that years ago she was afraid I would crawl into the bathroom through a secret hatch that connects it to my bedroom and surprise her when she was in a bath. But she knows I wouldn't do anything like that now, she says.
 
samn said:
Ok another flashback: the other sister that I hugged too hard later told me (recently) that years ago she was afraid I would crawl into the bathroom through a secret hatch that connects it to my bedroom and surprise her when she was in a bath. But she knows I wouldn't do anything like that now, she says.
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I think you're lying.
 
samn said:
No I don't think I did. I do now, in that I minimise contact and keep it short.

No I didn't get a boner.
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If you didnt, why would your mother yell at you to stop? You can can weird hugs even with friends now and then. One time I went to hug my friend's wife and instead of both of us putting our faces opposite of each other's. we kinda slammed out faces/cheeks together lol. It was really weird but it was fast so nothing major.
 
samn said:
Ok another flashback: the other sister that I hugged too hard later told me (recently) that years ago she was afraid I would crawl into the bathroom through a secret hatch that connects it to my bedroom and surprise her when she was in a bath. But she knows I wouldn't do anything like that now, she says.
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I've been thinking you've been fishing for attention yourself for a while, but your getting out of a realm of believability.
 
samn said:
Ok another flashback: the other sister that I hugged too hard later told me (recently) that years ago she was afraid I would crawl into the bathroom through a secret hatch that connects it to my bedroom and surprise her when she was in a bath. But she knows I wouldn't do anything like that now, she says.
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I-is he playing us now?
 
samn said:
Ok another flashback: the other sister that I hugged too hard later told me (recently) that years ago she was afraid I would crawl into the bathroom through a secret hatch that connects it to my bedroom and surprise her when she was in a bath. But she knows I wouldn't do anything like that now, she says.
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What

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The

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Fuck
 
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