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[DryvBy]

I just don't find them attractive. With their sweaty, muscular arms gripping big, hard iron machine guns pumping loads all over the enemy with gushing and oozing red sticky pouring out of their holes. The entire idea of playing as a hunky piece of man meat is just too much.

I know a lot of people like playing as a veiny heart throb of a man, but I like the agility of a thin woman who may at some point become victim to her own inability to carry out the full mission without a big arms of a Superman coming to my rescue.

His arms, busting out of his torn T-shirt, grabbing my tight little female body as he brings me to full attention... I mean, uh, I don't like male protagonist and I think it's great if you enjoy hulking giant men with their tight little buns flexing with every bullet spray at the enemy...

Uh.... I ...I ...I think Eve from Stellar Blade is a hunk. Babe. I meant babe!

Let's discuss why we don't like playing as those dudebros.

Oh, and Happy New Years, GAF!

Edit: I forgot an s at the end of protagonist.

 

[ANIMAL1975]

 

[HRK69]

 

[dreamstation]

I see what you're trying to do...

 

[adamsapple]

I mean if I'm going to play a 40hr RPG, might as well stare at a female butt.

mirite ?

 

[diffusionx]

 

[FatallyYours]

This is the content I come for at gaf

 

[Halfkut]

It was a good attempt but your missing the part where you try to claim yours is not only the right preference but a real mans preference by regurgitating moronic views you can only get by watching way to much anti-woke content on YouTube

 

[VictorVectors]

 

[LectureMaster]

Guys, it's new year, can we have some quality thread to kick off?

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

I mean if I'm going to play a 40hr RPG, might as well stare at a female butt.

mirite ?

I often use this logic when I think about movies like Braveheart, Predator, and The Godfather. All of them would have been better if they starred a 120lb tough chick.

 

[Pop]

Big buff bald men protagonists only

 

[adamsapple]

I often use this logic when I think about movies like Braveheart, Predator, and The Godfather. All of them would have been better if they starred a 120lb tough chick.

Those are 90 minute movies though, not multi-hour playable experiences where you control the action.

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

Those are 90 minute movies though, not multi-hour playable experiences where you control the action.

Metal Gear Solid would have been better if it starred a Jenna Ortega type. Ghost Recon would have been better if it starred the cast of female Ghostbusters!!

 

[TastyPastry]

there is only one male protagonist i like and it's probably just because he's prettier than 99% of female protagonists or women in general

 

[VolticArchangel]

Username checks out.

10/10 bait thread to kick the year off. I love GAF. Lmaooooo

 

[R3TRO]

With their sweaty, muscular arms gripping big, hard iron machine guns pumping loads all over the enemy with gushing and oozing red sticky pouring out of their holes.

That escalated quickly

 

[Kacho]

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

OP:

 

[FoxMcChief]

Simp thread if I've ever seen one.

You're literally white knighting for game characters. It's hard to think of something more pathetic.

 

[GermanZepp]

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

yup, OP's a derp, this solidifies (liquefies, w/e) it.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Video games today embraced character creation tools.

 

[Saber]

Shut up twerp.

Also, happy new year.

 

[clarky]

I just don't find them attractive. With their sweaty, muscular arms gripping big, hard iron machine guns pumping loads all over the enemy with gushing and oozing red sticky pouring out of their holes. The entire idea of playing as a hunky piece of man meat is just too much.

I know a lot of people like playing as a veiny heart throb of a man, but I like the agility of a thin woman who may at some point become victim to her own inability to carry out the full mission without a big arms of a Superman coming to my rescue.

His arms, busting out of his torn T-shirt, grabbing my tight little female body as he brings me to full attention... I mean, uh, I don't like male protagonist and I think it's great if you enjoy hulking giant men with their tight little buns flexing with every bullet spray at the enemy...

Uh.... I ...I ...I think Eve from Stellar Blade is a hunk. Babe. I meant babe!

Let's discuss why we don't like playing as those dudebros.

Oh, and Happy New Years, GAF!

Edit: I forgot an s at the end of protagonist.

I know I'm cunt but you aint getting gold out out of me.

I see you.

 

[FoxMcChief]

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I just don't find them attractive. With their sweaty, muscular arms gripping big, hard iron machine guns pumping loads all over the enemy with gushing and oozing red sticky pouring out of their holes. The entire idea of playing as a hunky piece of man meat is just too much.

I know a lot of people like playing as a veiny heart throb of a man, but I like the agility of a thin woman who may at some point become victim to her own inability to carry out the full mission without a big arms of a Superman coming to my rescue.

His arms, busting out of his torn T-shirt, grabbing my tight little female body as he brings me to full attention... I mean, uh, I don't like male protagonist and I think it's great if you enjoy hulking giant men with their tight little buns flexing with every bullet spray at the enemy...

Uh.... I ...I ...I think Eve from Stellar Blade is a hunk. Babe. I meant babe!

Let's discuss why we don't like playing as those dudebros.

Oh, and Happy New Years, GAF!

Edit: I forgot an s at the end of protagonist.

 

[DryvBy]

For reference, folks

 

[notjeffgoldblum]

What if its this man tho?

 

[digital_ghost]

In character creators i try to make the most beautiful female possible and play the game as them.

Its becoming harder and harder with the uglifying of women in games .

 

[Meicyn]

With their sweaty, muscular arms gripping big, hard iron machine guns pumping loads all over the enemy

 

[Outlier]

 

[Blank Space Invader]

 

[Bernardougf]

The wokies are fighting... you go sister

 

[JayK47]

You go girl.

 

[bundylove]

I also dont like male protagonists.

Cuz porn.

Pussy all day and night.

 

[kindaGoth]

Coming soon: "I don't like cis protagonists".

 

[RayBoy]

 

[nkarafo]

How about neither male or female?

I prefer robots or unidentified humans behind a space suit who never speak, like the original Samus before the reveal.

That would make everyone happy, no?

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Nice parody thread.
Still, I don't always like it when the macho hulk stereotype gets blown out of proportion. I hated Marcus Phenix's design with a real passion. There's dudebro, and then there's Gears of War.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

How about neither male or female?

I prefer robots or unidentified humans behind a space suit who never speak, like the original Samus before the reveal.

That would make everyone happy, no?

Of course not. Otherwise they would never have had Samus take off her helmet.

 

[Azure Crystal Gaming]

 

[nkarafo]

Of course not. Otherwise they would never have had Samus take off her helmet.

Judging from OtherM, i would prefer if she kept her helmet on (and her mouth shut).

 

[kindaGoth]

I do. I like to play as cool badass ninjas and spy's. I don't mind playing as a woman either if it's some type of kitchen simulator or crossword puzzle.

 

[Cakeboxer]

Just give people the choice like in AC: Odyssey. Everybody happy except those who want all 72 genders represented.

 

[Blank Space Invader]

This is my new favorite thing on the internet, so thank you!

 

[Gonzito]

So you are lesbian?

 

[Rea]

I love female protagonist.

 

[GHound]

Can we dunk on furries in the upcoming "I don't like human protagonists" topic?

 

[Nickolaidas]

(posts basic proof that *The Left Can't Meme* )

Yes, because power fantasy and sexual fantasy are exactly the same thing.

Happy New Year.

 

[Tomeru]

I like to play female characters because I pretend to be their god and they are my priestess', soreading my word.