The morning routine
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kpopSuperstar
Neo Member
Why does he come to the mirror at the beginning with his mouth duct taped?
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Everyone should have at least a little light bondage play in their routine.
Do you also wear your Rolex in the shower?
Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
Yes and afterwards I make sure to have my wife bring me a bowl of bottled water with ice for me to dip my face into and immediately throw out afterwards. This happens after I apply my daily banana peel.
clarky
Gold Member
Id say yes you've forgot everything.. Bananas and carbonated water are the last things you'll ever need in any situation.
Ass of Can Whooping
Gold Member
Baemono
Member
To avoid snoring I belive (same with the stuff on his nose)
SJRB
Gold Member
I use a buttplug that starts blinking when I hit a PB.
Cyberpunkd
Member
basically this, just decades later and while the movie was a parody the influencer grift is stronger now than ever.
Also, dude is lying.
Also, dude is lying and probably broke AF or having his simps support him.
Also, I absolutely hate life min/maxers, they can all fucking die.
Nintendo's Witch
Member
I put the banana in other place but otherwise is 1:1
DAHGAMING
Member
"You gota go and get at least ten thousand" is the best bit, knowing hes not talking to no cunt.
My normal work morning I get up at 0700 for a fat shit, roll into work for 0800, clock in then go straight back out to the burger van and smash in a couple of square sausage rolls while breathing in 2nd hand vape fumes. Il then procede to my truck where I will spend the rest of the day hunched over the steering wheel with bad posture smashing in cans of cheap energy drink.
My normal work morning I get up at 0700 for a fat shit, roll into work for 0800, clock in then go straight back out to the burger van and smash in a couple of square sausage rolls while breathing in 2nd hand vape fumes. Il then procede to my truck where I will spend the rest of the day hunched over the steering wheel with bad posture smashing in cans of cheap energy drink.
Lord Panda
The Sea is Always Right
You really need a balance of unripe and ripe bananas, or you’ll end up with a whole bunch of overripe ones. Then again, this genius smears bananas all over his face and probably his balls as well, so what do I know?
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Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
What does this mean? Or actually nevermind.
Nintendo's Witch
Member
I’m not an Asian girl, that’s all you have to know.
diffusionx
Gold Member
I didnt watch all of it, when does he inject steroids into his butt?
Cyberpunkd
Member
Steroid bro trying his best to grift while having a few hundreds left on his account.
Kenneth Haight
Gold Member
The internet was a mistake
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I have a huge tip for men, if you know what I mean 
Dirk Benedict
Member
They say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery:
JimmyRustler
Member
I use duct tape too for sleeping. It’s there to hopefully lower snoring and also to force your body to breath through the nose while sleeping.
Can only recommend. There is great literature on the benefits of nose vs. mouth breathing.
Cyberpunkd
Member
Also about the benefits of exercising, but you still see fatties everywhere.
LimanimaPT
Member
This video has 500M views? This world has gone into shit...
Cyberpunkd
Member
You can be sure vast majority are bots. Guy probably paid to have these stats so that everyone will talk about it and he will make even more money. Remember kids, if you see it on the Internet = truth.
Lunarorbit
Gold Member
JimmyRustler
Member
And your point is? He asked why the guy has a duct tape on his mouth. I just answered the question.
jufonuk
not tag worthy
Same.
did this guy have time to take a shit?
he doesn't have kids and it shows no one with a family has this amount of time to spend, it's also so OTT this routine.
I might get up at 6 if I have a good night's sleep but usually 7, get the kids breakfast and get myself ready after and drop my kid off to school.
jufonuk
not tag worthy
wtf he starts off good then it's like don't bother you are fucked, but you are not because of something which doesn't matter.
Cyberpunkd
Member
My point is you don’t need to min max every single thing in your life. Also - I just checked, there are legitimate benefits of breathing through your nose, the mouth tape thing is a scam with no statistically significant studies.
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Little Mac
Gold Member
He left the mods no choice.
Just kidding. I remember him being banned about a month ago as well. Hope he is okay.
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StueyDuck
Member
I clearly dont internet enough, i don't understand why people care about the video, why it's blowing up, what people are getting worked up about.
Like this is viral and i just don't understand anything about it.
deleting social media years ago was the best thing i ever did because it really does all feel like brain rot now.
Like this is viral and i just don't understand anything about it.
deleting social media years ago was the best thing i ever did because it really does all feel like brain rot now.
JimmyRustler
Member
Do you need a study for everything? A mouth tape is dirty cheap and there is no harm in using it. Perhaps it’s useless but since you have no control whatsoever how you breathe while sleeping it makes sense to use it.