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[Triggerhappytel]

I remember when you were cool Billy.

I've been a fan of Smashing Pumpkins for years, but only quite recently found out that Corgan was fucking batshit.

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

Corgan has been replaced by a shapeshifting hobo, but could only shapeshift halfway into him

 

[Oppo]

i mean tbf, if you were a shapeshifter, and you got caught mid transformation by someone, and you’re thinking Oh No, but then you see that it’s Billy Corgan who’s caught you.... i mean it’s not a bad way to handle it

 

[groansey]

Could he be referring to this incident, which he blogged about a decade ago:

One cool evening, I run into someone I see regularly out and about...we get to talking, and one thing leads to another, and she invites me back to her apartment...she makes me some soup, and after I am fed full, pulls me into her bed...the lights are turned off, and we start kissing...each time I try to touch her ‘down there’, she moves away from me and tenses up...this goes on for about 10 minutes until I finally ask if there is a problem...she says "there is something I have to tell you", and proceeds to tell me that she is a he...I jump up and flip on the light...she/he says "look, it’s not a big deal, I won’t tell anyone, please stay, I’ll do anything you want me to do"...I beg off politely, saying it’s not really my trip, and I’m *boom* out the door, on the street laughing to myself (how could I not know! Oops...) it occurs to me that I always thought she was a kind of weird looking girl anyway...I walked the 20 minutes home in the middle of the night, and was relieved to get back safe...I go inside, walk to the bathroom and throw on the light, and gasp when I see the massive hickie on my neck...of course, the next day the band is rehearsing, and when they see the mark, ask who I had ended up with...I lie and say it was a tourist type girl who had already left town...after a few weeks, friends start coming up and asking me if I had slept with the he/she...I feign ignorance at the whole matter, but I start to get angry because I felt I had been duped innocently, acted honorably, and now some sort of revenge was being played out...after a couple more weeks of this, I finally pulled "her" aside and said not so politely that if he didn’t stop telling people what had happened, that I would break both his arms and his legs...and that was the end of that...

http://billycorgan.livejournal.com/tag/confessions

So it's less eccentric-supernatural, more transphobic, bi-curious denial.

 

[davidwhangchoi]

please release the rest of Zwan and i will believe your stories.

 

[Mechanized]

Ah fuck. Well... hopefully Corgan is just crazy and not still a huge piece of shit.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I remember when you were cool Billy.

Citation Needed

 

[Saganator]

Ah fuck. Well... hopefully Corgan is just crazy and not still a huge piece of shit.

Sorry, but he's both. He's been a crazy asshole for a long time.

 

[SlipperyFishes]

Is he just getting into wrestling carny mode and talking about Bray Wyatt

 

[afroguy10]

Oh man, crazy conspiracy theorist Billy is back. It's been a while.

 

[Camwi]

Could he be referring to this incident, which he blogged about a decade ago:



http://billycorgan.livejournal.com/tag/confessions

So it's less eccentric-supernatural, more transphobic, bi-curious denial.

Woof. There's no denying the rest of the band members that said Billy was an enormous asshole.

 

[old manatee]

Hmmm

more like this:

 

[NEO0MJ]

So he has seen a shape shifter then

What mortal could pull off that sort of transformation?

I wonder why he didn't just photoshop his body to look more masculine. Too much trouble?

 

[ShirAhava]

Outworld ain't shit!

 

[Boss X]

Interviewer probably thought, “it’s October, pumpkins are out so let’s interview Corgan” and got this...